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Twenty Four

Morpheus: "The red pill or the blue pill?"

Neo: *Grabs one at random and starts cutting it up and snorting it*

Morpheus: "No, that's not... that's not how it works"

Neo: "Oh, sorry" *grabs the other pill and puts it in his butt*

Morpheus: "It... it's a decision, not a suppository!" *sighs* *Phones the ship* "Are we sure this guy is "The One"?"

Neo: "I know Kung Fu!"

# ¿ Jan 25, 2019 14:18

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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 21:19

Twenty Four

Chasterson posted:

Ok so E.T the extraterrestrial is playing video games, like with Elliot or something.. but oh no Elliot has a field trip he has to sneak E.T along with him to the farm

now we get to the farm E.T is playing gameboy or whatever like kirby's dreamland off in some haybale eating nerds rope. Elliot is learning how to milk cows when suddenly oh poo poo a steer jumped the fence and is about to kill elliot

over in the haybale E.T through his psychic connection realizes elliot is in danger and says

"Bulllll E.T Time"

alnilam posted:

goldmine

E.T. Video game goldmine? Better start digging in New Mexico.

# ¿ Jan 31, 2019 15:40

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