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Abugadu posted:

George: “So that’s just it, you know kung fu?”

Jerry: “I know kung fu.”

George: “You know... kung fu.”

Jerry: “Tai chi quan, praying mantis, snake and crane, eagle...”

George: “All the animal styles even.”

Jerry: “All in there, crab, tiger, centipede-“

Kramer: “Crab is the deadliest, by far.

Elaine: “Who got the job of coding all of that? Do you think they got most of the way done, and thought ‘Do we really need centipede in there? There’s probably enough crossover between some other styles to cover that.”

George: “Like what, dragon and millipede?”

Jerry: “There’s no millipede!”

Kramer: “It could be more of a crossover in philosophies rather than the physical traits of the animal. Maybe scorpion and badger.”

Jerry: “There’s no badger-style!”

Elaine: “That they included...”

alnilam

google THIS posted:

Neo yawns and lays back in his bed in slow motion as the camera pans around him.

dodging sound waves from numerous alarm clocks in slow motion as he falls dead asleep into his bed

alnilam

Chasterson posted:

Ok so E.T the extraterrestrial is playing video games, like with Elliot or something.. but oh no Elliot has a field trip he has to sneak E.T along with him to the farm

now we get to the farm E.T is playing gameboy or whatever like kirby's dreamland off in some haybale eating nerds rope. Elliot is learning how to milk cows when suddenly oh poo poo a steer jumped the fence and is about to kill elliot

over in the haybale E.T through his psychic connection realizes elliot is in danger and says

"Bulllll E.T Time"

goldmine

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