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FutonForensic

Abugadu posted:

George: “So that’s just it, you know kung fu?”

Jerry: “I know kung fu.”

George: “You know... kung fu.”

Jerry: “Tai chi quan, praying mantis, snake and crane, eagle...”

George: “All the animal styles even.”

Jerry: “All in there, crab, tiger, centipede-“

Kramer: “Crab is the deadliest, by far.

Elaine: “Who got the job of coding all of that? Do you think they got most of the way done, and thought ‘Do we really need centipede in there? There’s probably enough crossover between some other styles to cover that.”

George: “Like what, dragon and millipede?”

Jerry: “There’s no millipede!”

Kramer: “It could be more of a crossover in philosophies rather than the physical traits of the animal. Maybe scorpion and badger.”

Jerry: “There’s no badger-style!”

Elaine: “That they included...”


King of Bees posted:

Neo: I know how to make the world's best chicken tenders

Morpheus: Show me
* # ¿ Jan 25, 2019 23:09
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 20:12
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FutonForensic

 but morpheus. i don't want to wake up. i'm here with pikachu and mario. kirby and the castlevania brothers. the gang's all here, and the game is 4 player free-for-all. i just got the smash ball. the crowd's cheering my name. neo. neo.


* # ¿ Jan 29, 2019 05:34
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FutonForensic

 *busts into room. huffing, crying* i've been playing Enter the Matrix on PS2 for six hours and I can't beat the boss fight with the albino twins. this game sucks mondo rear end

g o t o b e d n e o


* # ¿ Feb 2, 2019 21:28
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