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https://www.kxan.com/news/local/austin/apd-identifies-bank-robbery-suspect-who-used-e-scooter-for-getaway/1726367092 I mean... this link tells you everything you need to know I just picturing this kid riding off down the street, with a bag full of hundies, thinking "heh, this bank robbing stuff is easier than red dead redemption 2 made it seem!"
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lmao he used an uber scooter with his own account
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Jan 26, 2019 16:51
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lol no balls, just pure dumbass
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Jan 26, 2019 16:59
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like, where is the disconnect that he couldn't figure out the cops would be able to trace the drat scooter right back to him? aren't kids supposed to be tech savvy? gently caress, I mean, these days, I wouldn't even HAVE my phone on me while pulling a job!
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Jan 26, 2019 17:04
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Kid had the right idea using a scooter. He could navigate the sidewalks and narrow alleys that the cops couldn’t follow. They’d have to stop the squad car, pound their fist on the steering wheel and watch him shrink off into the distance.
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Jan 26, 2019 17:08
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The Bananana posted:like, where is the disconnect that he couldn't figure out the cops would be able to trace the drat scooter right back to him? aren't kids supposed to be tech savvy? but how will you make selfies during the robbery without your phone? 
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Jan 26, 2019 17:10
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Chuds McGreedy posted:Kid had the right idea using a scooter. He could navigate the sidewalks and narrow alleys that the cops couldn’t follow. That Italian Job remake is looking lame.
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Jan 26, 2019 17:11
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I can’t stop imagining the adrenaline rush he was feeling after the bank heist as he’s scootin’ on down the street lmao Finally all the years of training on his collapsible Razor Scooter are literally paying off.
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Jan 26, 2019 17:15
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my God, imagine if someone had jumped on an adjacent rental scooter, and started the worlds 1st scooter chase...
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Jan 26, 2019 17:24
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Hey, at least he can pay bail with his newly acquired funds.
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Jan 26, 2019 17:49
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What a dumbass. A simple black bicycle would've done the job and not been traceable.
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Jan 26, 2019 17:53
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Chuds McGreedy posted:Kid had the right idea using a scooter. He could navigate the sidewalks and narrow alleys that the cops couldn’t follow. I'd more say he's playing the odds of a fatty fat cop cause I feel it's a 50/50 chance.
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Jan 26, 2019 18:06
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Fleetwood Crack posted:What a dumbass. A simple black bicycle would've done the job and not been traceable. bikes are gay (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Jan 26, 2019 18:07
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bring back old gbs posted:bikes are gay
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Jan 26, 2019 18:23
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Fleetwood Crack posted:Scooters are even gayer though. lol ya, either way this kid was doomed
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Jan 26, 2019 18:29
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You drat kids, wasting you’re bank heist money on Uber’s. Save up for something nice. 
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Jan 26, 2019 18:37
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I wonder how much he actually stole?
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Jan 26, 2019 18:55
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He forgot to black out his face with sharpies. Cameras can't see you then.
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Jan 26, 2019 18:58
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The Bananana posted:I wonder how much he actually stole? 
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Jan 26, 2019 19:02
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The Bananana posted:I wonder how much he actually stole? 3000 in bait money
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Jan 26, 2019 19:08
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Fleetwood Crack posted:What a dumbass. A simple black bicycle would've done the job and not been traceable. Why's it gotta be a black bike Fleetwood Crack?
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Jan 26, 2019 19:16
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Scooter got a sick new paint job when all the dye packs exploded
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Jan 26, 2019 19:17
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Chuds McGreedy posted:Kid had the right idea using a scooter. He could navigate the sidewalks and narrow alleys that the cops couldn’t follow. Sounds like a job for rent-a-cops on Segways
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I wish he had been on one of the Segway tours that go down sixth a couple of times a week. Pretty sure those are way slower and noisier than the electric scooters.ElectricSheep posted:Sounds like a job for rent-a-cops on Segways Edit: the story in the OP also sounds like a Pontiac Bandit episode of Brooklyn 99. Except the Bandit wouldnt have left anything traceable behind. Just a skooter chase. Bored fucked around with this message at 21:29 on Jan 26, 2019 |
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Jan 26, 2019 21:25
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This kid ain't got balls, he just ignorant.
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Jan 26, 2019 21:33
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:You drat kids, wasting you’re bank heist money on Uber’s. Save up for something nice. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZoiJM1vlfc
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Jan 26, 2019 21:49
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errbody saying no balls... idk, you gotta have at least SOME balls to rob a bank in motherfucking Texas, where every-other-body with a concealed carry is itching for some vigilante justice/dream fulfillment
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Jan 26, 2019 22:37
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I can't believe Three Olives would do such a thing. They must have upped his rent at the condo.
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Jan 26, 2019 22:49
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Fleetwood Crack posted:Scooters are even gayer though. Not as gay as some. (Me.)
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Jan 26, 2019 22:57
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 the balls on this kids chin?
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Jan 26, 2019 23:04
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The Bananana posted:errbody saying no balls... that's likely why he was able to pull it off, the teller assumed he had a gun. I don't think he actually did
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Jan 26, 2019 23:43
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I can't help but remember the last major movie spacey was in before the other shoe dropped had him talking about the balls of a literal child named baby.
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The Bananana posted:errbody saying no balls... Or you can just be ignorant and not think that far ahead. Just like having his real account info tied to his rent-a-scooter. He's not taking in the information and making a risky calculation against the odds. He's an idiot sticking a fork in an electrical outlet. Rutibex posted:that's likely why he was able to pull it off, the teller assumed he had a gun. I don't think he actually did Tellers are trained to hand over the money whether they think the threat is credible or not. It's about minimizing human casualty. Give the robber what he wants, and 9 times out of 10 they'll catch him later.
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Jan 27, 2019 00:27
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The Bananana posted:aren't kids supposed to be tech savvy? Nope, quite the opposite.
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Jan 27, 2019 00:33
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gently caress this guy, not for what he did, but for the inevitable legislative response on scooters
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Jan 27, 2019 01:11
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hmmm... I'm starting to think maybe he was just very stupid.
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Jan 27, 2019 02:29
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The main distinction between having balls and being very stupid is level of success.
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CharlestonJew posted:gently caress this guy, not for what he did, but for the inevitable legislative response on scooters If the bank had a scooter, this never would have happened.
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Jan 27, 2019 09:26
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Uber is the biggest thief in this story.
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Chinatown posted:Uber is the biggest thief in this story. no no, they are fine it's just their business, you cant step on the toes of the job creators! there's too much red tape as it is! now this kid, i hope they throw the book at him! i hate thieves! disgusting parasites!
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