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Watermelon abducted child and took away to strange place. He called it "necrofreedom". Try to win YOu should carefully step over corridors and reach finish. 5 heroes go together. |
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Jan 27, 2019 20:40
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jack fruit, despite a pretty serious meth problem, is an overall badass and an absolute asset to the team. fearless, hard-working, and hard-loving, jack can steal any car, hell any wheeled vehicle, ever created by man.  "I may know jack poo poo," he says, "but when it comes to completing your mission, I'm your fruit"
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Jan 28, 2019 00:09
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Manifisto posted:jack fruit, despite a pretty serious meth problem, is an overall badass and an absolute asset to the team. fearless, hard-working, and hard-loving, jack can steal any car, hell any wheeled vehicle, ever created by man. kumquat wizard welcomes jack fruit to the party, maybe he can stand watch while i investigate the crime scene?
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Jan 28, 2019 00:19
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Luvcow posted:kumquat wizard welcomes jack fruit to the party, maybe he can stand watch while i investigate the crime scene? "not only will I stand watch," says jack, "I'll even snort a rail of meth. gives me infravision. or was that ultravision? some poo poo like that, anyway."
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Jan 28, 2019 00:41
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I regret to say that I am in fact fruitless, and any efforts on my part would be... Fruitless. https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Jan 28, 2019 15:51
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I'm Express, the Pineapple Barbarian. I bring with me Butcher, my trusty great axe. I will aid the party in any journey as long as I can ask around town for Mindflayer the Sword of Armageddon. I've been looking for it for years and need to find some new leads no big deal. 
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Jan 28, 2019 21:50
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pixaal posted:I'm Express, the Pineapple Barbarian. I bring with me Butcher, my trusty great axe. I will aid the party in any journey as long as I can ask around town for Mindflayer the Sword of Armageddon. I've been looking for it for years and need to find some new leads no big deal. party is almost complete
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Jan 28, 2019 21:55
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pixaal posted:I'm Express, the Pineapple Barbarian. I bring with me Butcher, my trusty great axe. I will aid the party in any journey as long as I can ask around town for Mindflayer the Sword of Armageddon. I've been looking for it for years and need to find some new leads no big deal. nice! |
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Jan 28, 2019 21:57
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 Mangosteen Mageolini Useless mage, bad opinions, no real weapons, has hosed up hair, thinks they're the greatest, cleanest, most beautiful fruit, but actually it's boring and doesn't really do anything.
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Jan 28, 2019 22:04
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OOPS! You should not have seen this! This is what makes level work! Forget and never tell! \ 
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Jan 28, 2019 23:25
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hamjobs posted:
okay we need either a cleric or a rogue now we've almost got our five party members op EorayMel posted:OOPS! my kumquat wizard is going to gently caress the poo poo out of that watermelon 
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EorayMel posted:OOPS! I knew mick jagger had to have fathered some illegitimate children, but I don't know that I would have pegged him for romancing a melon Luvcow posted:okay we need either a cleric or a rogue now  tho a druid might be just the thing to deal with this veggie menace
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Jan 29, 2019 01:08
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A bard that knows how to rhyme really good would be amazing for heals and buffs. Also who doesn't love a good beat poem. A ranger could heal in a pinch too. Druid is pretty on theme though. |
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Jan 29, 2019 01:21
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not very chill i must admit
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Jan 29, 2019 01:32
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Awesome winter sig by Symbolic, love it!
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i forgot to add eyes  
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 Oh man! Sorry I'm late guys, I saw an ad for 'fruit wanted' and was all set to go but then they needed a druid and a bard and I'm like 'hey I can sing' but can't do much else so I took some druidic night classes and passed my DRE so here I am! No one wanted to sit next to me in class though, it was sad. BenDurian of the 1st Circle, at your service! |
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Jan 30, 2019 02:54
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Abugadu posted:
outstanding, the prophesy has been fulfilled!
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Jan 30, 2019 03:08
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Abugadu posted:
Manifisto posted:outstanding, the prophesy has been fulfilled!
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Jan 30, 2019 03:11
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We should celebrate the completion as foretold with champagne! No one is related to any grapes right?
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Jan 30, 2019 14:26
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we need a marching order - proposal: oh wait pixaal posted:We should celebrate the completion as foretold with champagne! No one is related to any grapes right? 
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Jan 30, 2019 15:18
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Manifisto posted:we need a marching order - proposal: holy poo poo... 
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Jan 30, 2019 15:22
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Manifisto posted:we need a marching order - proposal:  Wow! Best! \ 
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Luvcow fucked around with this message at 17:27 on Jan 30, 2019
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Jan 30, 2019 17:56
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Express says "knock knock" to the dragon.
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Jan 30, 2019 18:21
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pixaal posted:Express says "knock knock" to the dragon. 
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Jan 30, 2019 18:38
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Jan 30, 2019 19:03
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Manifisto posted:while the dragon is distracted, jack runs so nervous for jack rn... 
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Jan 30, 2019 19:09
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Luvcow posted:so nervous for jack rn... "oi!" shouts jack. "mebbe git off yer kumquat rear end and hit this mother with some kind o' magic!"
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Jan 30, 2019 19:55
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Manifisto posted:"oi!" shouts jack. "mebbe git off yer kumquat rear end and hit this mother with some kind o' magic!"  kumquat wizard casts fireball
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Jan 30, 2019 20:41
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Express yells "I said banana! You are supposed to say banana who!" as he swings at the air blinded by the sudden flash of light from the fireball.
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Jan 30, 2019 20:49
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Luvcow posted:
"sweet!" yells jack. "now, mangosteen! it's time to annoy the dragon with some bad opinions! dragons are powerless against poe's law!"
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Jan 30, 2019 20:58
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pixaal posted:Express yells "I said banana! You are supposed to say banana who!" as he swings at the air blinded by the sudden flash of light from the fireball. also, lol |
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Jan 30, 2019 21:02
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Manifisto posted:"sweet!" yells jack. "now, mangosteen! it's time to annoy the dragon with some bad opinions! dragons are powerless against poe's law!"  mangosteen begins to lecture the dragon on why the gaming console it uses is bad and has the wrong kind of RAM, the dragon of course becomes enraged
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Jan 30, 2019 21:12
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pixaal posted:Express yells "I said banana! You are supposed to say banana who!" as he swings at the air blinded by the sudden flash of light from the fireball. Manifisto posted:also, lol
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Jan 30, 2019 21:27
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 while the dragon and the mangosteen continue their irrationally heated argument bendurian manages to sneak around and on top of the dragon and in position for a killing blow
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Jan 30, 2019 22:06
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Luvcow posted:
a good thing, because mangosteen's pedantry has angered the dragon! "actually it's about ethics in games journalism!" it roared, sending jack flying with a flail of its mighty tail! 
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