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Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Jerusalem posted:

Then why have a kickoff show?

why do any of the things that WWE do

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a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

this is a loud match

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

The confusion and sadness in this thread sustains me. Just the absolute DROP in positivity when this started is amazing. :allears:

Astro7x
Aug 4, 2004
Thinks It's All Real

Testekill posted:

I had not seen the royal rumble burger yet; one bite of that and I'd just be making GBS threads grease.

something will be leaving your body every 2 minutes

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Jerusalem posted:

Then why have a kickoff show?

To sell the network :capitalism:

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Feb 2, 2009



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Jiro posted:

The confusion and sadness in this thread sustains me. Just the absolute DROP in positivity when this started is amazing. :allears:

personally, id rather watch this match than one with AOP or Revival in it

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Whoa, this already started

Uh what's with Rezar tagging with Dawson

Tomahawk
Aug 13, 2003

HE KNOWS

WrasslorMonkey posted:

Oh poo poo are we missing long haired guy in the front row?

He grew a beard, he was hard to spot on Takeover last night but I found him. Haven’t seen him yet tonight though

Namtab
Feb 22, 2010

Are the face team always on the left?

Holy poo poo I just solved tag match

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

bradzilla posted:

To sell the network :capitalism:

But why a title match

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


The gently caress was that blockbuster spot

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

Intruder posted:

Whoa, this already started

Uh what's with Rezar tagging with Dawson

nobody knows

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!

Jerusalem posted:

Then why have a kickoff show?

To convince everyone watching on the WWE Network to subscribe to the WWE Network of course.

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
Match is pretty alright for a WWE tag match.

pressedbunny
May 31, 2007

To A Brand New Galaxy

Intruder posted:

Whoa, this already started

Uh what's with Rezar tagging with Dawson
:iiam:

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

what the gently caress was that

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
lmao of course the revival guy eats the pin

Astro7x
Aug 4, 2004
Thinks It's All Real

Jerusalem posted:

Then why have a kickoff show?

It's like the WWF Free For All. It's free to watch and hope is to get you hyped to buy The Network. Similar to the Free For All, you never get anything good

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

The Champs win! Which means.... literally nothing!

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

bradzilla posted:

To sell the network :capitalism:

also they're not bringing back heat

Jiro
Jan 13, 2004

Hahahahahaha NO ONE GETS A TITLE SHOT.

WHY WHY WHY EVEN DO THIS????

TV Zombie
Sep 6, 2011

Burying all the trauma from past nights
Burying my anger in the past

This was a match. A sloppy match.

Rarity
Oct 21, 2010

~*4 LIFE*~
Looking forward to The Return debuting on AEW in May

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
i hope y'all are ready for when curt hawkin's first win is over the revival

katatonic
Mar 14, 2007

That was pretty botchy, yeesh.

Namtab
Feb 22, 2010

Christ that was poor

explosivo
May 23, 2004

Fueled by Satan

lol Nakamura on the Preshow :smith:

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Tomahawk posted:

He grew a beard, he was hard to spot on Takeover last night but I found him. Haven’t seen him yet tonight though

Between this and whatever the gently caress these tag teams are I am so lost and afraid.

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


That match looked like everyone involved was told a different plan

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

Glad to see jobber matches are back.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Ahahaha, they didn't even have the AOP guy attack the Revival guy afterwards.

Do not even ask
Apr 8, 2008


i love that wwe just lets TEW book their preshow

Auritech
May 27, 2004

Blessed be the tailors
The masks are cut to fit

Blessed be the woodworkers
The crosses and the gallows

Blessed be the forgers of iron
And the spikes and the barbwire

Blessed be the stone cutters
It took a quarry to bury the dreams
I had to turn on the oven that match was so heatless

BGrifter
Mar 16, 2007

Winner of Something Awful PS5 thread's Posting Excellence Award June 2022

Congratulations!
Remember way back in the day when the last television program before the PPV was special and used to sell people on the PPV? Good times.

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
and now here's JBL and maybe charly standing around confused

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

Raskolnikov38 posted:

i hope y'all are ready for when curt hawkin's first win is over the revival

Didn't Hawkins get a fluke win already

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

explosivo posted:

lol Nakamura on the Preshow :smith:

He won the rumble last year

TV Zombie
Sep 6, 2011

Burying all the trauma from past nights
Burying my anger in the past

Maybe this sets up AOP versus Revival feud/storyline given how quickly those members were put together.

pressedbunny
May 31, 2007

To A Brand New Galaxy
I need a .gif of confused Charly shrugging, stat

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

The Kimoa Kid posted:

That match looked like everyone involved was told a different plan

They all come from NXT to the main roster, so they're used to bitter disappointment.

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