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Robodog
Oct 22, 2004

...how does that work?
I'm still pissed the women's don't have a loving proper sized ball.

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Robodog
Oct 22, 2004

...how does that work?
Holy poo poo I thought AFLX couldn't get more poo poo but https://www.afl.com.au/aflx/superstars

Robodog
Oct 22, 2004

...how does that work?
Surely we can fix this problem with drones

Robodog
Oct 22, 2004

...how does that work?

NTRabbit posted:

Well what was the alternative response to Sydney having gamed the gently caress out of the system non stop for nearly a decade? We got the new interchange system because Sydney were routinely playing 19 on the field at critical junctures too, remember.

Force them to move back to South Melbourne.

Robodog
Oct 22, 2004

...how does that work?
There are so many categories of membership now who knows what the AFL counts and doesn't. Maybe it's match day only? Maybe they're excluding pet memberships? Nobody knows.

Robodog
Oct 22, 2004

...how does that work?

boy undead posted:

Yeah I get the tradition behind it, it just makes for some arse clash strips

90% of clash strips are arse let's not rock the boat here and suddenly start making good ones.

Robodog
Oct 22, 2004

...how does that work?
What about the opposite? Everybody loves the doggies.

Robodog
Oct 22, 2004

...how does that work?

snaeksikn posted:

We'll keep claiming Simmons though

As he is actually Australian, yeah, no problem there.

But if he ever loses the hype and the country stops bandwagoning then he'll be American.

Robodog
Oct 22, 2004

...how does that work?
Well if we move the mens to a conference system too we'll have plenty of weeks for everybody

Robodog
Oct 22, 2004

...how does that work?
yeah erase daniher from the whole match and amend the result to only be a 46 point win imo

Robodog
Oct 22, 2004

...how does that work?
sam pang killed the footy show, what a legend.

Robodog
Oct 22, 2004

...how does that work?

thepokey posted:

While I would love this, and the chances of missing the shot from where he should have taken it would be super low ... can they really award us the game when there still exists the possibility the set shot is still missed? Would they be more likely to call it a draw or just not give Sydney the points?

I think if a set shot is a dead cert for an under tens player to kick, it's fair enough to assume it'd be a goal

Not that it would matter because lol afl doing anything to fix this or admit fault

Robodog
Oct 22, 2004

...how does that work?

Diet Crack posted:

Now if ever is a good time to put a team in Tassie.

and in the tradition of moving the south melbourne swans away from where there are swans, this team will stay the tassie suns.

Robodog
Oct 22, 2004

...how does that work?
What they doing now? I only heard about the casino poo poo.

https://twitter.com/Richmond_FC/status/1158642907475111937

and also simmons wasn't just here for the oz vs.usa exhibition match, also was an executive producer on the goodes docco and was pushing that. sink Crown and the afl into the ground and hire simmons imo

Robodog
Oct 22, 2004

...how does that work?
all players must cryogenically freeze their seed so new franchise players can be thawed out at 20 year intervals. For the long term future of the club.

Robodog
Oct 22, 2004

...how does that work?
Going to be the best ruck we'd have any chance in hell of getting if true.

Robodog
Oct 22, 2004

...how does that work?
Walla is heads and shoulders the best thing about Essendon at the moment

Robodog
Oct 22, 2004

...how does that work?

Chairchucker posted:

Paul Kelly doing Dumb Things at the grand final will actually rule extremely hard.

Paul Kelly would be worth it just to get Briggs out there

Robodog
Oct 22, 2004

...how does that work?
Yeah but nobody / AFL is saying 'oh GWS GIANTS STADIUM only holds 20k people move it to the SCG' are they either, if that crowd is fine then Geelong with 35k should be too right

Robodog
Oct 22, 2004

...how does that work?
Essendon need another club legend to lead it to glory in these tough and trying times.

Gumbleton 2020

Robodog
Oct 22, 2004

...how does that work?
See we totally suspended him (for one loving pathetic match) so everything is good stop looking at us and how poo poo we all are kthx

Robodog
Oct 22, 2004

...how does that work?
I thought the US didn't allow their athletes to be drug tested in the way WADA likes? Or is that just their big four local sports?

Robodog
Oct 22, 2004

...how does that work?

snoremac posted:

I can admit I would be nothing but displeased if the Dons win a premiership.

Granted, but counterpoint : Tippa is pretty cool and good

Robodog
Oct 22, 2004

...how does that work?
We all thought Supreme Chancellor Demetriou was a bad guy.

We never considered that Emperor Gil would dissolve the senate entirely to force a Gold Coast granny.

Robodog
Oct 22, 2004

...how does that work?
Tassie Suns, play all their matches at Metricon but instead of any melbourne matches they all get shifted to launceston

AFL hire me for marketing

Robodog
Oct 22, 2004

...how does that work?

gay picnic defence posted:

I hope he wins a flag at Carlton
Norm Smith and Brownlow too

Mark and Goal of the year goes without saying

Robodog
Oct 22, 2004

...how does that work?

cmndstab posted:

Geez, that AMT interview is pretty incredible! Quite an emotional read. Jane McDonald is a saint.

I had no idea he had foetal alcohol syndrome. Getting to where he is despite all that and being a loving legend is incredible.

Robodog
Oct 22, 2004

...how does that work?
dodoro does it again, what a ledge

Robodog
Oct 22, 2004

...how does that work?

thepokey posted:

And so after all of that, Fantasia is staying

More like 'turns out having two years left on your contract makes you not a great target for a trade deal'.

Robodog
Oct 22, 2004

...how does that work?

thepokey posted:

Hoping we have something cooking in the background for the final day that isn’t all about Daniher. There are still immediate list needs that need to be filled which we don’t seem close to getting. I don’t want to have to rely on Clarke next year for any rucking and an extra big bodied mid wouldn’t hurt.
Can we get Salmon out of retirement for another season?

Robodog
Oct 22, 2004

...how does that work?
https://www.afl.com.au/news/2019-10-31/we-rank-your-fixture-pros-cons-circle-it-who-got-a-raw-deal

So was it an AFL mandate every club twitter needed lovely videos announcing the fixtures, or what?

Robodog
Oct 22, 2004

...how does that work?
Chasing the ever higher peak of sports performance medicine is actually super hosed. Like yeah, totally normal to shove players into hyperbaric chambers, IV drip vitamin and electrolyte solutions back into players after training, all that weird poo poo from German doctors to make a knee reco heal after a month. Of course you're going to get poo poo like what Hird did going on. If we ever do manage any kind of super soldier serum it's going to be an accident after some loving physio trying to make a hammy heal up in two days or some poo poo.

Robodog
Oct 22, 2004

...how does that work?
I would argue that even if you dropped all those massive, blockbuster GC and GWS games off the fixture the TV rights deal would be about the same.

Robodog
Oct 22, 2004

...how does that work?
Mal Michael wasn't that dirty as full backs go was he?

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Robodog
Oct 22, 2004

...how does that work?
it's simple biotruths that the human knee is the most sexual dimorphous part of the body

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