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Brazilianpeanutwar
Aug 27, 2015

Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?

McCloud posted:

Just imagine the potential though.

You could have a horror movie Star Wars, a Tarantino Star Trek, a George Miller Justice league, a James Cameron Marvel movie, the sky is the friggin limit as long as the studio backs it up.

Then again, you might also get an Adam Sandler batman movie, or a Joss Whedon Killing Joke adaption

Or a jack black green lantern,

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Brazilianpeanutwar
Aug 27, 2015

Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?

KVeezy3 posted:

I'm not aware of any pop-culture media that depicts anything close to this, never mind comic book media, but the live-action series Titans goes out of its way to have scenes portraying two different heroes inflicting graphic violence against the abstract police, with no moralizing repercussions. In one of the instances, Robin declared that he did so against the Detroit police, because the Gotham police would beat on him every night when he was a homeless teen.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ka_m0ZONaJU

Unfortunately, the show is otherwise unremarkable.

Disagree strongly,titans was fantastic.

Brazilianpeanutwar
Aug 27, 2015

Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?

SleepCousinDeath posted:

Still haven’t seen Titans. Does it have any good karaoke scenes? That’ll get me to watch.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1vojrVQeOYI

Watch titans it's good,and the new series looks to be even better. (ian glen as batman oh yes please)

Brazilianpeanutwar
Aug 27, 2015

Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?
fuckin' DC streaming service is only available in the U.S. what a load of poo poo.

Brazilianpeanutwar
Aug 27, 2015

Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?
"See the storm troopers used to do this but now they do....this"

(star wars sucks and will always suck,star wars is for bedshitters)

Brazilianpeanutwar
Aug 27, 2015

Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?
Wow Kevin conroy can act,cool.

Brazilianpeanutwar
Aug 27, 2015

Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?
"You're getting the JL cut!"

"yayyyy!"

"...directed by Michael bay!"


"booo!"


".....'s best friend Zack snyder!"

"yayyy!"

Brazilianpeanutwar
Aug 27, 2015

Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?

RBA Starblade posted:

The film will end with Snyder waking up, rolling out of bed, thinking for a moment, then grabbing a piece of paper and starting to write.

The last shot is a slow zoom in until you can see the top of the page - "MARVEL'S AVENGERS"

“HOWARD THE DUCK”.

Brazilianpeanutwar
Aug 27, 2015

Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?

John Wick of Dogs posted:

https://twitter.com/ZackSnyder/status/1265631646159564800?s=19

My internet sucks so Twitter won't load the high quality image so I can't tell what this is

I thought this was God of war at a glance.

Brazilianpeanutwar
Aug 27, 2015

Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?

teagone posted:

I wonder if there's a scene in Snyder's JL cut where Commissioner Gordon shows off his guns.

“I saw the signal commisioner and got here as fast as i-“.

*Jim gordon is just stood there doing ridiculous poses to show his sweet muscles*

Batman - :0

Brazilianpeanutwar
Aug 27, 2015

Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?

Julius CSAR posted:

I absolutely hate that song so I can’t even imagine how bad any cover of it would be

:same:

Brazilianpeanutwar
Aug 27, 2015

Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?
Are there batman comics where batman is just typical batman but doesn’t care if he kills criminals?

By that i mean “doesn’t gun criminals down by the boatload” because at that point he’s just the punisher.

Batman would be less insufferable if he was just more honest about his indifference to killing criminals,it’s the moralising and handwringing that grates.

Brazilianpeanutwar
Aug 27, 2015

Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?

Grendels Dad posted:

Another Bat idea: have him on a mission where he constantly kills people on accident while trying to do his thing. Tries to pull that Batmobile shockram maneuvre and splatters the goon into the next wall. Fractures the skulls of a couple of muggers. Accidental Batarang to the eye. Show Batman growing more and more desperate as he seemingly just can't not brutally kill criminals.

That’s very “Homelander tries to save a planeload of people”.

Brazilianpeanutwar
Aug 27, 2015

Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?
Bats can’t get off unless he’s on the verge of a heart attack and someone’s breaking his arm...and he also has to be on fire.

Canon.

Brazilianpeanutwar
Aug 27, 2015

Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?
Poor val kilmer’s in no shape to be appearing,that’s for sure.

Brazilianpeanutwar
Aug 27, 2015

Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?

Uatu The Lurker posted:

I'm saying he goes balls out announces official title as "Zack Snyder's Justice League: Part One"

edit: "Zack Snyder's Justice League: A Thread 1/???"

Justice league : the real cut

Justice league : no more pratfalling tiddies cut

Brazilianpeanutwar
Aug 27, 2015

Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?
never watched BvS never watched JL,thought WW sucked as did Suicide squad.

But i am genuinely interested in watching Zack's JL.

Brazilianpeanutwar
Aug 27, 2015

Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?

ahh you can't trick me with a buffy image!

Brazilianpeanutwar
Aug 27, 2015

Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?

Ghost Leviathan posted:

One thing I miss from the old Batman movies, even Batman and Robin, is the effort to make Gotham feel unique and suit the aesthetic. Like how BTAS had all the art deco stylings and the blimps.

I like the environmental shot in the new batman trailer,where the car drives at people.

Something about old opulent buildings plus crowds of people like a renaissance painting seems great for a year one batman.

I liked the gotham from Joker as well.

Dark knight rises sucked but the kangaroo court scene was brilliant.

Brazilianpeanutwar fucked around with this message at 22:01 on Aug 25, 2020

Brazilianpeanutwar
Aug 27, 2015

Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?

McCloud posted:

I know you're joking but the choice to have Batman make a spear is genius.

- Keeping with the religious theme, It shows that Batman clearly fancies himself as some sort demonslaying St George, on a quest to slay the great evil of his time
-It's also allegorical of the spear of Longinus, who used it to stab Jesus. The allusion to longinus is particularly apt, as christian legend has it that Longinus was a blind Roman centurion who thrust the spear into Christ's side at the crucifixion, and some of Jesus's blood fell upon his eyes and he was healed. Upon this miracle Longinus became a believer. Sounds familiar?
-It references Excalibur, with it's eerie almost otherwordly sheen. This is made obvious when The King of the Land stabs the monster of his own kin in a direct homage to Boormans Excalibur. (It also indirectly makes Bruce King Arthur, but the dumb and corrupted one who uses the sword for his own selfish ego and causes calamity as a result)
-The scene where Lois throws the spear down the well is not only a reference to the Lady of the lake returning the sword, but also a baptismal of Superman, who's cleansed and reborn.

That spear works on a lot of levels and it's actually impressive how much meaning they manage to squeeze in to that one item

Also maybe a reference to arkham asylum : SHSE

Batman is losing his sanity and becoming more disoriented,gets attacked by killer croc,ends up hanging onto a ledge by his fingertips.

Climbs back up,pries a spear off a statue (saint george??) and “slays” the “dragon” (Killer croc/superman) and finally comes to his senses.

I’m not going anywhere with this i just like Arkham asylum.

Brazilianpeanutwar
Aug 27, 2015

Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?
“Oh i wonder what news has caused 40+ posts in the snyder thread?”

“Oh”.

Brazilianpeanutwar
Aug 27, 2015

Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?
So does this mean fatfleck has to get back in shape?

Brazilianpeanutwar
Aug 27, 2015

Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?
i think Michael shannon could make a good batman.

Brazilianpeanutwar
Aug 27, 2015

Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?

Martman posted:

There's always room for weird stories where Joker is free to sort of run Gotham for real when Batman's distracted by some world-ending threat. Could show how he handles the forces of Darkseid or whatever; maybe Gotham, with all its freaks and super-criminals, will be weirdly ready to fight a bunch of parademons, stuff like that.

Leto tries doing his godawful “gangsta mock-black guy voice” routine against a parademon and immediately gets his head chewed off. The whole bit lasts approximately 5 seconds. End scene.


https://youtu.be/Vn7o-SfmdLo

Brazilianpeanutwar
Aug 27, 2015

Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?
Look at how he replied to the replies,what an arsehole.

Brazilianpeanutwar
Aug 27, 2015

Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?

Vintersorg posted:

Yeah but the Joker wasn't a carbon copy of either TAS or Ledger therefore its poo poo.

Who gave that opinion? Everyone just hated leto because he was poo poo.

Brazilianpeanutwar
Aug 27, 2015

Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?

Ghost Leviathan posted:

Still say, Leonidas would be a great guest character in Mortal Kombat.

I’d say give it to homelander but we’ve already had evil superman.

I’d love to see Reed richards,imagine all the gross poo poo he could do,alas marvel don’t do ultraviolence (unless it’s deadpool or punisher)

Brazilianpeanutwar fucked around with this message at 19:40 on Nov 22, 2020

Brazilianpeanutwar
Aug 27, 2015

Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?
But...what if someone wishes to die?

Brazilianpeanutwar
Aug 27, 2015

Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?
Terrified keaton thug : W-who a-re youu?!

Keaton Batman : i’m loving batman!

Riddler : Riddle me this,riddle me that, who’s afraid of the big loving bat?

Two face : one man is born a coward,the other a hero.
Babies starve,politicians grow fat,holy men are martyred and junkies grow legion why why why why? gently caress!

Brazilianpeanutwar
Aug 27, 2015

Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?
“Haha punch me superman! It just makes me hornier! The world shall see my magnificent BONER!”.

No wait..come back.

Brazilianpeanutwar
Aug 27, 2015

Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?

Wow guy on the left has done well for himself,good for him.

Brazilianpeanutwar
Aug 27, 2015

Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?

Detective No. 27 posted:

Youtube critic catchphrases:


"Snyder's a Randian dudebro!"

"Dour Superman!"

"Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"

“That family definitely died-arino!”

Brazilianpeanutwar
Aug 27, 2015

Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?
Obihave.

Brazilianpeanutwar
Aug 27, 2015

Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?
Maybe leto joker has a rat in his pocket but get this...it’s a rat with wings stapled on,get it?

*snorts massive line of coke and dies*

Brazilianpeanutwar
Aug 27, 2015

Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?
I hope letojoker gets a scene where someone explains how he was acting in suicide squad and he’s like

“oh god i really went off the deep end huh? That sounds like one of the lamest personality changes i’ve ever had”.

Brazilianpeanutwar
Aug 27, 2015

Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?

Yoikesaroonieroo!

Brazilianpeanutwar
Aug 27, 2015

Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?

AccountSupervisor posted:

I got the BvS OST on vinyl today.

Theres a quote from the liner notes from Junkie XL that really struck me as a perfect summary of Snyders approach and why he does what he does with superhero movies.


So yeah, people are absolutely right to maybe say something like "not my Superman/Batman!" but what exactly makes your Superman the Superman or the one that deserves a movie franchise? Money? It was there. Fans? Clearly there. Twitter? :bang:

There is a base framework for these mythic archtypes we call comicbook heroes and IMO you have a lot of flexibility to go hogwild if you want before it veers off into purely aesthetic adaptation(something like Batman Ninja).

That’s a good point,if a movie or comic has batman giving away his fortune and actually fixing gotham for once it could just be a new part of the mythos for writers to pick and choose from,the same with batman’s no kill rule (which has always been flexible any way).

Characters are so boring when they follow predetermined nerd canon,give me new stories with different setups and approaches.

Brazilianpeanutwar
Aug 27, 2015

Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?

2house2fly posted:

Superman and Cyborg both groaning in pain after destroying the motherbox, Cyborg says "my penis hurts!

“My non angry penis! OH LAWD!”.

Brazilianpeanutwar
Aug 27, 2015

Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?
Please don’t feed the eugene.

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Brazilianpeanutwar
Aug 27, 2015

Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?
I’m thinking of watching bvs for the first time,is there an agreed upon “best version”? Or will just netflix do?

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