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Shrecknet
Jan 2, 2005


hackbunny posted:

This isn't limited to Limitless. Are you a team of Mary Sues with magic high IQ powers? DHS consultants. Genius mathematician? FBI consultant. Hagiographic star forensic anthropologist? FBI consultant

What does the FBI do, though? Well, monsters in human form live among us, predators against which we're as defenseless as lambs among wolves. Especially women, if you're a woman basically imagine you have a rape/murder countdown over your head. The FBI can't save us, but maybe a warm, wise forensic anthropologist can interrogate our corpses for clues, and stern but caring field agents can save the next would-be victim in the nick of time. There are so many shows that fit this description that I won't even try to list them all

TV heroes used to be rogues, but at some point, they became cops
Yeah. I was racking my brain for a single hour-long drama not about cops or doctors (prosecutor's offices are cops, so law shows are out), and the only one currently on broadcast TV I could think of was This is Us.

If Dukes of Hazzard was made today, Boss Hogg would be the hero.

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General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend

Easy Diff posted:

Yeah. I was racking my brain for a single hour-long drama not about cops or doctors (prosecutor's offices are cops, so law shows are out), and the only one currently on broadcast TV I could think of was This is Us.

Empire

Rodatose
Jul 8, 2008

corn, corn, corn
does youtube doing whatever this is so that i Never Forget count?



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phasmid
Jan 16, 2015

Booty Shaker
SILENT MAJORITY
Youtube gonna save us from fake news, y'all.


And in no way is this aimed at profit.

Some Guy TT
Aug 30, 2011

did youtube just do that without asking because im trying to figure out why you got factoids for a short metal song with mostly random pictures but i didnt get anything like that for watching an entire shane dawson conspiracy video maybe the south korean version works differently

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT

Peanut President posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PvjJOovwX8Y
these for non americans/non football people

sorry, from the first page, but lmfao at the "Wells Fargo Hometown Hero"

if they made that audie murphy movie today he'd be covered in sponsor logos like a nascar driver

Rodatose
Jul 8, 2008

corn, corn, corn

Some Guy TT posted:

did youtube just do that without asking because im trying to figure out why you got factoids for a short metal song with mostly random pictures but i didnt get anything like that for watching an entire shane dawson conspiracy video maybe the south korean version works differently
there's footage of a 9/11 happening to the meme music later in the video but yeah it's just there.

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

hackbunny posted:

I have no idea where and how Americans got "disrespecting the flag" out of the kneeling protests, and there didn't seem to be a liberal counter-narrative either, as if in the American mind the connection was obvious. Even if there was a connection, "disrespecting the flag" is such a nakedly fascistic concern, it's crazy. It's a football game, why can't you riot like civilized people, why do you have to be so militaristic
the Vegas Golden Dawn are a hockey team, and when i said there wasn't that much flag protesting going on in the NHL, i meant that there was only one player who did it. but Bill Foley is a knuckle dragging fascist who wraps his ego in the flag and his military service so it's a slight against him and everything he stands for

i hope someone buys them and changes the name to something else, like when somebody bought the Mighty Ducks of Anaheim from Disney

RaySmuckles
Oct 14, 2009


:vapes:
Grimey Drawer

Mel Mudkiper posted:

Yeah sorry I should have included the Verhoeven exception

Dude is legit one of the all time greats

I was thinking more of the traditional Willis, Stallone, Schwarzenegger affairs

one of arnold's best movies is a verhoeven affair

R. Guyovich
Dec 25, 1991

the big movies with people like schwarzenegger tend to be smarter and better than most, and are the cultural objects that stay well-preserved due to their success. but there were a shitload of jingoistic lesser-known action movies that came out in those years and were poison. it's like how people remember westerns like red river or the searchers now but back when they were made there were literally hundreds of others coming out every year.

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend

R. Guyovich posted:

the big movies with people like schwarzenegger tend to be smarter and better than most, and are the cultural objects that stay well-preserved due to their success. but there were a shitload of jingoistic lesser-known action movies that came out in those years and were poison. it's like how people remember westerns like red river or the searchers now but back when they were made there were literally hundreds of others coming out every year.

Well yeah, for a subversive/revisionist take on a genre to work there has to be a strong foundation of the dumb, vanilla version of the genre.

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

hackbunny posted:

To contribute, a thesis: the new hero archetype has a median value of "FBI agent" and a range that goes from "FBI consultant" to "CIA agent"

We live in an age where this is, somehow, not a joke:


Now, I haven't watched the show outside of a couple half episodes, but I don't remember any awareness of how absurd the premise is. A man in his twenties, who gains the ability to use the full extent of his brain's capabilities, could literally do anything he wanted, potentially become the most remarkable man in history... and goes work for the FBI. I've skimmed the episode list on Wikipedia, and there doesn't even appear to be coercion involved, he just accepts it because he's a loser and needs to make something of his life

I have often railed against fantasy where the highest aspiration of the hero is getting to wear a uniform, no matter how exceptional the hero may be: of course, you'll never amount to nothing unless you join the ranks, take your place in the organizational pyramid and... fight crime. Imagine Jesus Christ becoming a star magistrate of the Roman empire, instead of one of the most influential holy men in history

This isn't limited to Limitless. Are you a team of Mary Sues with magic high IQ powers? DHS consultants. Genius mathematician? FBI consultant. Hagiographic star forensic anthropologist? FBI consultant

What does the FBI do, though? Well, monsters in human form live among us, predators against which we're as defenseless as lambs among wolves. Especially women, if you're a woman basically imagine you have a rape/murder countdown over your head. The FBI can't save us, but maybe a warm, wise forensic anthropologist can interrogate our corpses for clues, and stern but caring field agents can save the next would-be victim in the nick of time. There are so many shows that fit this description that I won't even try to list them all

TV heroes used to be rogues, but at some point, they became cops

Your broader point is valid but regarding limitless the main character is extorted into being an FBI consultant

While there he discovers a passion for Making Something of Himself though, so ehhhh

R. Guyovich
Dec 25, 1991

General Dog posted:

Well yeah, for a subversive/revisionist take on a genre to work there has to be a strong foundation of the dumb, vanilla version of the genre.

yes, but it's all too common to see discussion of the former without the latter, to the point where in many academic discussions of the western i was privy to the question of "are ALL westerns revisionist???" came up with nary a hint of irony

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend

R. Guyovich posted:

yes, but it's all too common to see discussion of the former without the latter, to the point where in many academic discussions of the western i was privy to the question of "are ALL westerns revisionist???" came up with nary a hint of irony

I guess an interesting question would be what's the most un-revisionist, retrograde western that's still considered a "classic" of the genre, or just still widely known? Stagecoach, or maybe Ford's "Cavalry Trilogy"?

Guess it just depends on what you're looking for. There are a lot of older westerns that are fairly class-conscious but still treat the Indians as a scary, unknowable Other. Spaghetti westerns are often pretty overtly rape-y, but don't seem to dabble in race much from what I've seen.

General Dog has issued a correction as of 17:55 on Feb 6, 2019

hackbunny
Jul 22, 2007

I haven't been on SA for years but the person who gave me my previous av as a joke felt guilty for doing so and decided to get me a non-shitty av

Mayor Dave posted:

Your broader point is valid but regarding limitless the main character is extorted into being an FBI consultant

While there he discovers a passion for Making Something of Himself though, so ehhhh

"Consult for the FBI" (i.e. "become a superhero, fight crime") is so ingrained in TV show producers' minds that they go there automatically, even when it doesn't make sense, even when it doesn't explain how grinding the exceptional individual in the gears of HR protects the status quo. I, a random above average computer toucher, receive and refuse offers to work for military intelligence, and the most intelligent man in the world gets parked behind a desk in the J. Edgar Hoover Building and that is that? (I see the CIA borrows him for a whole episode, wow) You can't chalk it up to lovely writing alone, because it's become the rule: if you're exceptional, you fight crime. Too exceptional for regular crime? we'll invent super crime for you to fight (even if it's actually tamer than real crime). I found the monologue against the NSA in Good Will Hunting a little too on the nose when I saw it, but now I long for a moral stand that's even a hundredth as strong as that. I suppose, as a pre-9/11 movie, it could afford it

Of course Limitless the movie was even worse: unlocking the full potential of your mind is for getting rich with stock trading and becoming a congressman. Capitalism as a religion

hackbunny
Jul 22, 2007

I haven't been on SA for years but the person who gave me my previous av as a joke felt guilty for doing so and decided to get me a non-shitty av
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sjTIpSu7npE

This transcends propaganda into pornography. Why does the monster attack an American unit in an Arabian desert? Why near an inhabited village? Why is it so stupidly ineffective? Why does American air support come in waves of increasing power, why not just send the strongest unit first?

Pure propaganda. The presence of American troops in Arab countries is normalized. American troops are mixed into local civilians, to lend aesthetic legitimacy to American forever wars in the Middle East. Naturally, it's a rural village and not an urban center. The controversial Predator drone, notoriously used for assassinations and the accidental bombing of civilian gatherings, is cast in a "good guy", surveillance-only role. Two A-10s, low-flying, slow-moving attack planes, in real life only protected from anti-aircraft fire by generous amounts of armor, somehow aren't even fired at by the alien war machine; still, arguably, a smarter use of a notoriously expensive plane than the real-life firing of its anti-tank weapons at infantry. The AC-130, an even slower plane only effective against opponents lacking any sort of anti-aircraft weaponry, i.e. only appropriate for completely one-sided fights and the kind of weapon that only makes sense in America, comes to save the day, and the war itself, as its guns prove to be the only weapons in the American arsenal that can damage the alien invaders

Aren't you happy that America has kept exercising its martial muscle, now that hostile aliens are invading?

Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money
i dont have enough will to do an effort post about it, but the concept of canon in modern pop culture is inherently capitalist as poo poo and completely shuts down a lot of analysis and discourse

you will get people on this actual website arguing with you about what is and isn't "factual" in a fictional universe, when that is arbitrarily decided by some geek in a Disney boardroom in Burbank

loving boggles my mind.

hackbunny
Jul 22, 2007

I haven't been on SA for years but the person who gave me my previous av as a joke felt guilty for doing so and decided to get me a non-shitty av

I realized I didn't talk about the visuals at all, but on rewatch, the visuals are just one great big mess. Explosions are weak and fake, the robot scorpion has lovely design and animation, and one wonders why a scorpion at all when the scorpion aspect is pretty much non-existent. The weapons of the attack airplanes look absolutely terrible, somehow less spectacular than they do in real-life videos. Not to mention that the timeline of events is comically compressed, air support drat near teleports to the battlefield, it brings to mind the stock reels of planes taking off or flying used to pad out older, cheaper movies

It isn't even good propaganda because most of the work is done by the viewer in their own head. If you don't already have a warboner for America, it won't be half as effective

Plank Walker
Aug 11, 2005

Low Desert Punk posted:

i dont have enough will to do an effort post about it, but the concept of canon in modern pop culture is inherently capitalist as poo poo and completely shuts down a lot of analysis and discourse

you will get people on this actual website arguing with you about what is and isn't "factual" in a fictional universe, when that is arbitrarily decided by some geek in a Disney boardroom in Burbank

loving boggles my mind.

me, a nerd culture aficionado: people who criticize superheroes/sci-fi/video games are uptight and need to embrace their inner child
an actual child: and then spiderman flew in with his bff mario and they beat up evil superman
me: *sigh* FIRSt of all...

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Some Guy TT posted:

did youtube just do that without asking because im trying to figure out why you got factoids for a short metal song with mostly random pictures but i didnt get anything like that for watching an entire shane dawson conspiracy video maybe the south korean version works differently

Youtube also knows better than to touch him in any way. A lot of people thought the new conspiracy video would fail with their new ant-conspiracy stance and it's not only been at the top of my recommendations the entire time, but got over 20 million views in a matter of days. He's one of the only top youtubers not being a complete and utter asshat every single day and they need him to keep their brand looking good.

He's one of the only big youtubers that didn't censor his content after the adpocaplypses, while so many others scaled back or censored their swearing to placate advertisers.

hackbunny
Jul 22, 2007

I haven't been on SA for years but the person who gave me my previous av as a joke felt guilty for doing so and decided to get me a non-shitty av

hackbunny
Jul 22, 2007

I haven't been on SA for years but the person who gave me my previous av as a joke felt guilty for doing so and decided to get me a non-shitty av

Easy Diff posted:

If Dukes of Hazzard was made today, Boss Hogg would be the hero.

If Dukes of Hazzard was made today, Bo and Luke would work for Boss Hogg

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

this is the fanbase the NFL actively rigs games for

Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money

football is an amazing, amazing sport but like all sports it's been turbofucked up the rear end by capitalism

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Easy Diff posted:

Yeah. I was racking my brain for a single hour-long drama not about cops or doctors (prosecutor's offices are cops, so law shows are out), and the only one currently on broadcast TV I could think of was This is Us.

If Dukes of Hazzard was made today, Boss Hogg would be the hero.

Can't wait for the beige lives matter ep of the Andy Griffith show

Telephones
Apr 28, 2013
is pop music fascist?

Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money

Lord of Pie posted:

Can't wait for the beige lives matter ep of the Andy Griffith show

barney fife is stupid enough to be a real cop, but there aren't any black people in Mayberry for him to beat and murder so it just never comes up

Telephones posted:

is pop music fascist?

i mean yeah in the sense that all popular media is to some extent. at least in my experience, pop music tends to appeal mostly to the woke shitlib types, like with Beyonce performing in front of a massive "FEMINIST" screen

Low Desert Punk has issued a correction as of 01:04 on Feb 7, 2019

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

Low Desert Punk posted:

football is an amazing, amazing sport but like all sports it's been turbofucked up the rear end by capitalism
it's gotten so much more boring in the past several years because of all the rule changes that do far more to make defense irrelevant and games longer than it does to protect the safety of players. that "no tackling a QB with full force" rule is a truly egregious example. i call it the Rodgers Rule because if he hadn't gotten a season-ending injury the year before, it never would have been considered. Richard Sherman, who has never been wrong when it comes to voicing an opinion, said it best after a pass rusher got a season-ending injury by trying to conform to the rule: they don't care who gets hurt as long as it's not the QB, who is the most visible player on a given team. and i don't think i need to tell you what kind of skin color most NFL QBs have. the only reason Brady has played this long is because his position is so coddled. he would have been Theismann'd if he played in any other era

so in addition to promoting capitalism, the NFL is actively promoting racism, which makes sense in a league where there is only one owner who isn't white. as for the capitalist aspect: unlike in every league where fans hating owners is a given, football fans are expected to thank these old fart sacks for their generosity. Robert Kraft was so close to moving the Patriots to Connecticut, but massholes and people who cover the league for a living think he is a mensch among mensches, matched only by the Rooneys and the Maras

tl;dr: i can't wait for the boys to hit some drat dingers (although the labor situation in baseball is so hosed that it needs its own post)

R. Guyovich
Dec 25, 1991

General Dog posted:

I guess an interesting question would be what's the most un-revisionist, retrograde western that's still considered a "classic" of the genre, or just still widely known? Stagecoach, or maybe Ford's "Cavalry Trilogy"?

Guess it just depends on what you're looking for. There are a lot of older westerns that are fairly class-conscious but still treat the Indians as a scary, unknowable Other. Spaghetti westerns are often pretty overtly rape-y, but don't seem to dabble in race much from what I've seen.

i said shane at the time and still stick by that one as the "ur-western"

RaySmuckles
Oct 14, 2009


:vapes:
Grimey Drawer

lmao

i love all these "i just happened to walk into this amazing moment" posts

Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money

General Dog posted:

I guess an interesting question would be what's the most un-revisionist, retrograde western that's still considered a "classic" of the genre, or just still widely known? Stagecoach, or maybe Ford's "Cavalry Trilogy"?

Guess it just depends on what you're looking for. There are a lot of older westerns that are fairly class-conscious but still treat the Indians as a scary, unknowable Other. Spaghetti westerns are often pretty overtly rape-y, but don't seem to dabble in race much from what I've seen.

everyone here should watch Buck and the Preacher if you haven't already. It's a pointedly black Western about defending freed slaves from slave catchers, and treats Native Americans as actual people that are also victimized by white supremacy. Fantastic movie

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

Telephones posted:

is pop music fascist?
i wouldn't say pop music itself is. the recording industry is fascist because of the insane amount of gatekeeping towards what becomes a popular act. and what Spotify is doing to music with its algorithm is downright terrifying

Mayor Dave
Feb 20, 2009

Bernie the Snow Clown

hackbunny posted:

"Consult for the FBI" (i.e. "become a superhero, fight crime") is so ingrained in TV show producers' minds that they go there automatically, even when it doesn't make sense, even when it doesn't explain how grinding the exceptional individual in the gears of HR protects the status quo. I, a random above average computer toucher, receive and refuse offers to work for military intelligence, and the most intelligent man in the world gets parked behind a desk in the J. Edgar Hoover Building and that is that? (I see the CIA borrows him for a whole episode, wow) You can't chalk it up to lovely writing alone, because it's become the rule: if you're exceptional, you fight crime. Too exceptional for regular crime? we'll invent super crime for you to fight (even if it's actually tamer than real crime). I found the monologue against the NSA in Good Will Hunting a little too on the nose when I saw it, but now I long for a moral stand that's even a hundredth as strong as that. I suppose, as a pre-9/11 movie, it could afford it

Of course Limitless the movie was even worse: unlocking the full potential of your mind is for getting rich with stock trading and becoming a congressman. Capitalism as a religion

Yeah and in the tv show the person forcing him to work for the FBI is the main character from the movie lmao

in shows like this they love to make some of the cop characters well-meaning doofuses, so that any mistake is a whoopsy doopsy instead of an intentional act. Cops may not be perfect, but when they do bad things it isn't intentional. The audience is led to believe that cops should be given the benefit of the doubt and that we should assume good intentions. It's just another way of reinforcing the idea that cops are good

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend

R. Guyovich posted:

i said shane at the time and still stick by that one as the "ur-western"

Just in the sense that it portrays the “taming” of the West by God-fearing white farmers as an unambiguous good?

CountFosco
Jan 9, 2012

Welcome back to the Liturgigoon thread, friend.

Some Guy TT posted:


MOST PROPAGANDA ISNT INTENTIONAL media production in the united states today is very much a manufactured consent kind of situation where getting ahead requires you share certain values with big name producers like how sometimes rape is ok because im a movie producer it shouldnt surprise anyone that these kinds of powerful assholes are mainly interested in narratuives that benefit other powerful assholes

Cite your sources.

General Dog
Apr 26, 2008

Everybody's working for the weekend
I think it’s even simpler than that- a culture’s entertainment is naturally going to reflect that cultures values back at it. It’s a mirror. The entertainment is jingoistic because there’s a market for it.

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT

get that OUT of my face posted:

"no tackling a QB with full force" rule

How the hell do they enforce this? Do they bring out that Rocky IV punch-o-meter to see how many pounds per square inch of pressure somebody put on the QB's body? When was this rule put into place? Right after the second plane hit?

get that OUT of my face
Feb 10, 2007

Animal-Mother posted:

How the hell do they enforce this? Do they bring out that Rocky IV punch-o-meter to see how many pounds per square inch of pressure somebody put on the QB's body? When was this rule put into place? Right after the second plane hit?
when it comes to enforcement: :iiam: it's completely arbitrary, but refs err on the side of "calling it completely incorrectly"

it was a new rule for the season that just ended. like i said, the inspiration was that Aaron Rodgers, one of the league's best QBs, had a season-ending injury the year before, and the QB is the most visible player on a football team. the league doesn't care about player safety as much as they do QB safety

get that OUT of my face has issued a correction as of 03:29 on Feb 7, 2019

Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

(and can't post for 8 days!)

Animal-Mother posted:

How the hell do they enforce this? Do they bring out that Rocky IV punch-o-meter to see how many pounds per square inch of pressure somebody put on the QB's body?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5mi_xUBzY6Q
the answer is: ??????

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Peanut President
Nov 5, 2008

by Athanatos

(and can't post for 8 days!)

to atone for my sports posting the trailer for Captain Marvel literally looks like an ad for the air force
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NCoPycawxUk

I'm wonderin how much of my precious tax dollars the DoD is paying Disney for this garbage

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