My dad bought this fucked up painting

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Painful Dart Bomb: May 23, 2012; And he was talking 'fore I knew it, and as he grew he'd say "I'm gonna be like you, dad" "You know I'm gonna be like you".

He bought it at the thrift store for 4 dollars to spite my mom. Now he's convinced it's worth a lot of money because it's on "on old parchment" and "someone spent a lot of time framing it".

What do you think goons??

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# ? Feb 1, 2019 05:05

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# ? Apr 19, 2024 13:20

Grouchio: Aug 31, 2014

It's a fine piece of Manchurian art. Your perspective is shallow.

# ? Feb 1, 2019 05:07

Sjs00: Jun 29, 2013; Yeah Baby Yeah !

It's clearly an East Asian perspective of beautiful asymmetrical eyes not often found in their natural culture, OP.
If y'all are white then you're unfortunately racist

# ? Feb 1, 2019 05:10

Smackdillion: Feb 18, 2001; Someone paid to give you this shitty icon and give Lowtax his cyborg spine parts

I'll give you five dollars for it because i like the googly eyed kitty cat

# ? Feb 1, 2019 05:11

Gaunab: Feb 13, 2012; LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL

It's glorious.

# ? Feb 1, 2019 05:12

Donovan Trip: Jan 6, 2007

i feel like the bird is taunting the cat like look at you you cross eyed bitch im right here

# ? Feb 1, 2019 05:14

RatHat: Dec 31, 2007; A tiny behatted rat👒🐀!

Better tell your mom about that weird looking loving cat.

# ? Feb 1, 2019 05:16

onedayholiday: Dec 6, 2013; Grimey Drawer

dad weaboo, so what

# ? Feb 1, 2019 05:19

Caesar Saladin: Aug 15, 2004

"you gotta see how fuckin stupid looking this tiger i saw was, actually you know what, i'll paint you a picture"

# ? Feb 1, 2019 05:20

Thots and Prayers: Jul 13, 2006; A is the for the atrocious abominated acts that YOu committed. A is also for ass-i-nine, eight, seven, and six.

B, b, b - b is for your belligerent, bitchy, bottomless state of affairs, but why?

C is for the cantankerous condition of our character, you have no cut-out.; Grimey Drawer

Were there enough tigers in China to be some sort of threat? Like, didja hear about Kevin? Tiger ran him down on the way to school and just tore him right in loving half there on the path.

Can you imagine having to worry about getting eaten by a tiger?

# ? Feb 1, 2019 05:24

Johnny-on-the-Spot: Apr 17, 2015; That feeling when he opens
the door for you

Is that tiger sitting with his legs crossed? Absolute masterpiece.

# ? Feb 1, 2019 05:29

Senator Sprinkles: Aug 16, 2008

That's not a tail

# ? Feb 1, 2019 05:37

Jesustheastronaut!: Mar 9, 2014; Lipstick Apathy

im the head of the dick tail

# ? Feb 1, 2019 05:40

Linux Pirate: Apr 21, 2012

Your father has impeccable taste.

Wanna meet that dad.

# ? Feb 1, 2019 05:41

lol but: Feb 24, 2007; body is a dinosaur; Slippery Tilde

woah that is hosed up

# ? Feb 1, 2019 05:42

20 Blunts: Jan 21, 2017

dad bought art so what?

e: thats loving cool OP and not hosed up, IDIOT BITCH

# ? Feb 1, 2019 05:44

beer gas canister: Oct 30, 2007; shmups are da best come play some shmups they're cheap and good and you like them; Plaster Town Cop

gently caress yes

# ? Feb 1, 2019 05:44

Sophy Wackles: Dec 17, 2000; > access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.

I would frame that and put it on my wall OP and your dad is a smart man.

# ? Feb 1, 2019 05:49

Yay!: Dec 21, 2018

Grouchio posted:

It's a fine piece of Manchurian art. Your perspective is shallow.

"Tiger lost his lower jaw from gunshot - "keeps loving doing selfies""
Is the full title of this wonderful canvas,

# ? Feb 1, 2019 06:00

Former DILF: Jul 13, 2017

lmao

auction it off on samart

# ? Feb 1, 2019 06:07

Chinatown: Sep 11, 2001; by Fluffdaddy; Fun Shoe

lol tha OPs dad is cooler than tha OP lmbo

# ? Feb 1, 2019 06:29

reignofevil: Nov 7, 2008

That's a badass tiger OP but why does it have a paw coming out of its rear end.

# ? Feb 1, 2019 06:31

beer gas canister: Oct 30, 2007; shmups are da best come play some shmups they're cheap and good and you like them; Plaster Town Cop

tha bird is like, "poo poo!!", and the tiger's like "it's cool!!"

# ? Feb 1, 2019 06:32

WatermelonGun: May 7, 2009

Painful Dart Bomb posted:

# ? Feb 1, 2019 06:37

its all nice on rice: Nov 12, 2006; Sweet, Salty Goodness.; Buglord

An artist's rendition of poor taxidermy.

# ? Feb 1, 2019 06:54

A_Bug_That_Thinks: Mar 16, 2011; ASK ME ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE BIG SAGGY POKEMON TITS

Oh gosh, I can still remember the last piece of art my daddy brought home from the thrift store

# ? Feb 1, 2019 06:57

Internetjack: Sep 15, 2007; oh god how did this get here i am not good with computers; Top Cop

Painful Dart Bomb posted:

He bought it at the thrift store for 4 dollars to spite my mom. Now he's convinced it's worth a lot of money because it's on "on old parchment" and "someone spent a lot of time framing it".

What do you think goons??

Bird is all "Hey Tiger, I got a plan to rob the emperor's gold shipment and I need some muscle. Equal shares all around. You in?"

Tiger says "I'm folding through multi-dimensional space and time, Bird. gently caress yeah I'm in!"

It is a good painting.

# ? Feb 1, 2019 07:11

TIP: Mar 21, 2006; Your move, creep.

The painting owns and your dad is cooler than you.

# ? Feb 1, 2019 07:12

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD: Jan 21, 2007

its clearly a dutch master

dutch east indies master

# ? Feb 1, 2019 07:12

TIP: Mar 21, 2006; Your move, creep.

Tell your dad I said it is worth a lot of money, $30, shipped to me. Your dad can get a 750% return on his investment.

# ? Feb 1, 2019 07:19

SilvergunSuperman: Aug 7, 2010

Jesustheastronaut! posted:

im the head of the dick tail

I'm that massive set of balls

# ? Feb 1, 2019 07:29

Veni Vidi Ameche!: Nov 2, 2017; by Fluffdaddy

I don�t like it. Its smug aura mocks me.

# ? Feb 1, 2019 07:36

Stick Figure Mafia: Dec 11, 2004

Laughin at that cat�s goofed up face

# ? Feb 1, 2019 07:38

El_Elegante: Jul 3, 2004; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Biscuit Hider

It�s great!

# ? Feb 1, 2019 07:40

numberoneposter: Feb 19, 2014; How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

sounds like your dad knows what hes doing

# ? Feb 1, 2019 08:25

sandwiches_and_ham: Aug 2, 2018; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

there

# ? Feb 1, 2019 08:38

Khazar-khum: Oct 22, 2008; Cat Army
2nd Battalion

You should get this as a tattoo to honor your dad.

# ? Feb 1, 2019 08:58

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?