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cpranger posted:AAF Affiliations: Lions?
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Kalli posted:Eww, okay, I guess I'm a hmm.. not Birmingham... I guess Memphis Express fan? Hey, there are two of us for Memphis Express. I just hope they can deliver a package.
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Feb 5, 2019 19:24
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Kalli posted:Eww, okay, I guess I'm a hmm.. not Birmingham... I guess Memphis Express fan? I just looked at the Hotshots roster. I heard of like...2 guys...I fear I have picked incorrectly.
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Feb 5, 2019 19:26
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waah posted:I can't quit Trent Richardson. I'm glad he seems to be in a good place
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Feb 5, 2019 19:26
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I guess I stick with the Memphis express because there's no way Zach Mettenberger doesn't win the starting job and propel them to greatness.
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Feb 5, 2019 19:27
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weird Asian candy posted:I just looked at the Hotshots roster. I heard of like...2 guys...I fear I have picked incorrectly. Pick by heart not by roster you frontrunner
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Feb 5, 2019 19:28
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a neat cape posted:Pick by heart not by roster you frontrunner My heart has failed me before though, friend. I want to experience winning!
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Feb 5, 2019 19:30
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Patriots and Alabama are both affiliated with Birmingham. I guess we have our team to root against.
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Feb 5, 2019 19:32
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let’s go the stallions bitch
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Feb 5, 2019 19:36
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For cripes sakes people, let's pick a team.
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Feb 5, 2019 19:46
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wandler20 posted:Patriots and Alabama are both affiliated with Birmingham. I guess we have our team to root against. Or just fall in love now since they're going to win the championship in all 3 seasons of this league
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Feb 5, 2019 19:47
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cpranger posted:AAF Affiliations: Hmmm, do I become a Fleet fan since they are a Lions affiliate or take this rare opportunity to make a clean break from them
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Feb 5, 2019 19:54
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Do you like knockoff Raiders colors? Do you miss the days of Trent Richardson missing holes like this?   Do you like having an assistant coach looks like she might be instead trying to be Mega Man villain in case this league doesn't work out?  Are you morbidly curious to see if Birmingham can make the biggest stadium in the league look more full than a LA Rams game?  Are you ready to dress your infant in the colors of a team that may not exist this time next year?  Well I have the perfect team for you gentle goon! The Birmingham Iron:  The Iron are led by head coach Tim Lewis. Lewis was drafted by the Green Bay Packers in the first round in 1983 as a CB. He was really good and then... well... quote:CB TIM LEWIS Yikes. We saw defensive line assistant coach Lori Locust already, let's check in with the coach who's going to fix Trent Richardson.    Still not enough for you to root for the Iron? Our kicker is Nick Novak, who's been cut by the Chargers 3 times, so you know there's going to be some blown kicks. We got Chris Davis, who you may know as this guy: https://youtu.be/Y8oH8QcYIm8 Yes, the fact that a guy who ripped out Bama's heart and soul is going to be on a team in Alabama makes me happy on the inside. There are some other players and names and people with fully functioning arms and legs but if this picture Ryan White (#31) doesn't convince you, nothing will.  #ForgeOn waah fucked around with this message at 20:24 on Feb 5, 2019 |
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Feb 5, 2019 20:03
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cpranger posted:AAF Affiliations: No Eagles affiliate? Me trying to find a way to get into this all like... Me: Good Morning. AAF: Good morning, Sir. Welcome to the Alliance of American Football Me: Ah thank you my good man. Owner: What can I do for you, Sir? Me: Well, I was, uh, sitting on the couch watching the Super Bowl when suddenly I came over all disappointed. AAF: Disappointed, sir? Me: Disgusted AAF: Eh? Me: The Patriots won and it was a poo poo show. AAF: Ah, angry! Me: In a nutshell. And I thought to myself, 'a little startup league would do the trick. So I set threw my cat through the TV, set fire to my Pats fan neighbors truck and infilitrated your place of purveyance to avail myself to the winderful sport of gridiron! AAF: Come again? Me: I want to watch some football. AAF: Oh, I thought you were complaining about Christian Hackenburg. Me: Oh, heaven forbid: I am one who delights in all manifestations of the high-round draft bust! AAF: Sorry? Me: 'I think it's funny how much he sucks. AAF: So he can go on playing, can he? Me: Most certainly! Now then, some football please, my good man. AAF: (lustily) Certainly, sir. What would you like? Me: Well, eh, how about a team in Massachusetts AAF: I'm, a-fraid we don't have one sir. Me: Oh, never mind, how about Rhode Island AAF: I'm afraid nobody has ever had that sir. Maybe next year? Me: 'T's Not my lucky day, is it? Aah, Connecticut? AAF: Sorry, sir. Me: Tish tish. No matter. Well, stout yeoman, how about a team affiliated with Philly then? AAF: Ah! It's beeeen on order, sir, for two weeks. Was expecting it this morning. Me: Anywhere else in New England? AAF: Possibly someday sir, yes. Today the bandwagon broke down. Me: So no Vermont? AAF: Nope. Me: New Hampshire? AAF: Nope. Me: Maine? AAF: Nope. Me: ...New York? AAF: (long pause) Nope. Me: How about a teams with an exciting, fun to watch offense? AAF: Ah! We have one of those sir! Me: You do? Excellent! AAF: It's a bit run heavy. Me: Oh I like it run heavy. AAF: Actually it's very run heavy. Me: No matter, fetch hither Team 3-yards And a Cloud of Dust! AAF: I think it's a bit more run heavy than you'll like it. Me: I don't care how loving run heavy it is show it to me with all speed. AAF: Ooooooooooooooooooooooooh. Bill Belichik's appropriated it.
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Feb 5, 2019 20:13
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Quiet Feet posted:No Eagles affiliate? The Commanders are the Eagles affiliate. The Steelers shouldn't be listed for them, they're affiliated with Birmingham.
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Feb 5, 2019 20:40
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The Hack is Back I don't know or care what team he is master of
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Feb 5, 2019 20:52
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Quiet Feet posted:No Eagles affiliate?
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on the bored wop posted:The Commanders are the Eagles affiliate. The Steelers shouldn't be listed for them, they're affiliated with Birmingham. Dammit that's also the Cowboys affiliate! That's even worse! 
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Feb 5, 2019 21:04
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waah posted:Do you like knockoff Raiders colors? HELL YEAH FORGE ON
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Feb 5, 2019 21:32
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We're doing an AAF fantasy league. Shoot me a pm with an email address if you want to play. We will draft Thursday or Friday evening. If you don't have pm's send it to footballabsurdity at gmail dot com.
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Feb 5, 2019 21:42
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Drunk Nerds posted:We're doing an AAF fantasy league. Shoot me a pm with an email address if you want to play. We will draft Thursday or Friday evening. Your bullshit is bad enough in the NFL threads, keep it out of here
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Feb 5, 2019 21:45
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Sorry for the mistake.
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Feb 5, 2019 23:26
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I am jacked to the tits to watch the We're the real Chargers now play the Alamoins. I'm also laughing that Atlanta's get hype tweet is: https://twitter.com/AafLegends/status/1092881569893806080
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Feb 5, 2019 23:41
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I live about 10 minutes from ASU campus so I guess i'll root for the Hotshots and their Crayola box jerseys.
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Feb 5, 2019 23:49
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cpranger posted:AAF Affiliations: I've never actually checked a note for the checked notes bit but let's go Arizona Hotshots bitch
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Gonz posted:I live about 10 minutes from ASU campus so I guess i'll root for the Hotshots and their Crayola box jerseys. Spoeank posted:I've never actually checked a note for the checked notes bit but let's go Arizona Hotshots bitch My dudes!
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Feb 5, 2019 23:50
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weird Asian candy posted:My dudes! I'm in the process of packing and moving to an adjacent city (San Tan Valley), but once that's over with, I intend on going to a game at the Sun Devils stadium, a place I haven't been since the renovation.
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Feb 6, 2019 00:14
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It’s all about the Hack Attack bitches
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Feb 6, 2019 00:21
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Who Dem think they gonna jump in front of the express
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Feb 6, 2019 00:28
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Feb 6, 2019 00:40
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I recognize maybe 2 AZ Hotshots players.
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Feb 6, 2019 00:54
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Memphis Express...freight train from hell coming at ya yall.
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Gonz posted:I'm in the process of packing and moving to an adjacent city (San Tan Valley), but once that's over with, I intend on going to a game at the Sun Devils stadium, a place I haven't been since the renovation. Nice! I'm over in Eastmark (Signal Butte and Warner) I wanna go to a game or two as well...let me know which one(s) you're thinking about.
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Feb 6, 2019 01:09
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Let's go Fleet
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weird Asian candy posted:My dudes! 
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JPrime posted:I recognize maybe 2 AZ Hotshots players. I recognize a few but gently caress em all my new favorite player is CHUNKY CLEMENTS
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Looking at the rosters, I see a lot of names from college football that make me go “they aren’t on an nfl team?” Scooby Wright, DeVeon Smith, Aaron Murray, Trevor Knight? Then there’s poo poo like some dude named Luis Perez who is starting over bama boy Blake Sims. AAF rules go express
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Feb 6, 2019 03:59
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Why would assume trevor knight made an NFL team lmao
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