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where do bad computers go when they die? do they get tortured and mutilated? frozen in ice up to their CD trays? overcloxked and made to mine bitcoins? smashed by large hammers only to be reconstituted and smashed again? do they get operating systems installed without the recommended RAM? all cores disabled but one? submerged in mineral oil? installed in a datacenter with no AC? turned into thin clients? fans gunked up? wrong kind of RAM? Beowulf cluster rendering pictures of serial killers? do bad computers get punished
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you are posts
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Feb 1, 2019 21:56
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computer hell is real and its being stuck in a spare bedroom as the family computer for 10 years too long while successive version of aol are installed concurrently
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Agile Vector posted:computer hell is real and its being stuck in a spare bedroom as the family computer for 10 years too long while successive version of aol are installed concurrently horrors
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Feb 1, 2019 22:31
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can a computer go to jail for smocking weed
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cat hair and cigarette smoke clogged P4 era Vaio laptop with a wobbly power adapter and missing P and W keys, boot looping into spyware/virus bluescreens. the cd drive does not work. there is gum in the mini firewire port. do not tilt the screen back past vertical, because the hinges have no friction left
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for tech companies it's getting acquired by computer associates
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Feb 1, 2019 22:33
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in computer hell, computer operator clicks several downloads for viruses, trojan, and many more!
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Feb 1, 2019 22:43
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Why, this is hell, nor am I out of it.
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Jonny 290 posted:cat hair and cigarette smoke clogged P4 era Vaio laptop with a wobbly power adapter and missing P and W keys, boot looping into spyware/virus bluescreens. the cd drive does not work. there is gum in the mini firewire port. do not tilt the screen back past vertical, because the hinges have no friction left all that and george w bush got a second goddamn term
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Where do bad PCs go when they die? They don't go to heaven where the toasters fly
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Feb 1, 2019 23:22
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the mouse has a ball in it and it's all gunked up. you've got to make deliberate movements across the mousepad to get to the menubar the monitor has a radiation shield stuck on the front there's a disk jammed in the floppy drive
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Feb 2, 2019 00:08
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we're living in computer hell op
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Feb 2, 2019 00:12
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it’s my code, op
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the fate of having an incredibly powerful processor and megarams to run an electron app to display ads
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enough about computer hell what about computer heaven President Beep fucked around with this message at 02:57 on Feb 2, 2019 |
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there is no computer heaven or computer hell. there is just an endless cycle of upgrades, and the only way to be freed from it is to leave behind worldly desires and install e17
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youre in it
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computer hell is other computers
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Feb 2, 2019 02:18
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Captain Billy Pissboy posted:
 we have such websites to show you.
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imagine being extrnemely powerful and being forced to mine bitcoin
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amberbpos
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it’s the bubble
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President Beep posted:enough about computer hell what about computer heaven Roosevelt posted:amberbpos 
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yes, op. its called Linux and you get there by following the unix philosophy
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EMILY BLUNTS posted:Where do bad PCs go when they die?
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SpaceAceJase posted:the mouse has a ball in it and it's all gunked up. you've got to make deliberate movements across the mousepad to get to the menubar bonzi buddy is installed norton antivirus is installed mcafee antivirus is also installed
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there is a computer hell but at least it's quiet
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any job where you touch a computer
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Captain Billy Pissboy posted:
can't help wondering if those chain links are anything besides aesthetic
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I’m the DAP drive
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l'enfer, c'est les ordinateurs
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Ciaphas posted:can't help wondering if those chain links are anything besides aesthetic They're holding up a shelf with what looks like an old TV or possibly a plastic cage for a child.
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computer hell is linux, and nobody can hear you scream.
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Sweevo posted:computer hell is linux, and nobody can hurd you scream.
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