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HappyKitty

Hemingway's baby shoes

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King of Bees
The goose honks on the full moon.... :ninja:

alnilam

HappyKitty posted:

Hemingway's baby shoes

He was selling them from his own babyhood and he had never worn them bc tbh babies don't need shoes

Jaded Burnout


King of Bees posted:

The goose honks on the full moon.... :ninja:

under the water, the air is moist

Luvcow

One day nearer spring

alnilam posted:

He was selling them from his own babyhood and he had never worn them bc tbh babies don't need shoes

the fashionable baby will wear a different pair of shoes everyday, sometimes even changing into a new pair of tiny baby shoes after their nap

alnilam

Also JB to be clear if i post the ~~~7 day word~~~ (the true prize) please don't hesitate just bc of my blue star just explain in the probe reason

Jaded Burnout


I will take great pleasure in it.

Manifisto


frothing
expunge
pantaloon
escheat
galavant
subtend


ty nesamdoom!

King of Bees
Chrissy Janet and Jack are meeting Larry and the Roper's at the Reagle Beagle for a cocktail and some disco dancing.

alnilam


This word always reminds me of mr burns' mom's rant, one of the best pieces of dialogue ever written

That improvident lackwit! Always too busy galavantin about his atom mill to call his own mother. I'll give him what-fors till he cries brassafrax!



ty manifisto

Areola Grande

it's a free country u pervs
rare candy
hidden move
soft sand
indica hybrid





spring sigs by nesamdoom and Ravenous Scoot

Paperboy

:shepface:
Shitposting is an art form

Honestly I just hope shitposting is one of the words, maybe I'll get that sweet 7 day probe.

MockingQuantum



free smoobles


thank you luvcow for the sig

MockingQuantum



MockingQuantum posted:

free smoobles

(limit 1 (one) per customer)


thank you luvcow for the sig

MockingQuantum



quotidian
obfuscation
brobdingnagian
vicissitude
hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia


thank you luvcow for the sig

Goons Are Gifts

As everyone is aiming for the prize, here's a list of words I as a foreigner can't pronounce properly:
Usurpation
Wasp
Bee-yob (as opposed to beecock which works fine)
Primogeniture
Squirrle? Squirel? Squirrel
Esquire
Lemonade
Keypad (kebab)
Fluff
My name
Fahrenheit
Uranus (don't laugh)
Popsicle
The difference between highway and subway and where's the midway
Most of the SA forum names (deebait and disk usher??)
Rhythm
presidentists (I'm scared of those :ohdear:)
This entire list

Jaded Burnout


*twiddles fingers and laughs maniacally"


yees, woooords, feed me wooooooorrrdss!

sb hermit





opioid agonist posted:

rare candy
hidden move
soft sand
indica hybrid

leech seed
very effective
normal type
fury swipes

King of Bees
Spin kicks
Judo throws
Ninja smoke bombs

Weener Beater
gift card
free title change

Manifisto


el dorito posted:

leech seed
very effective
normal type
fury swipes

♫ we didn't start the fire . . . ♪


ty nesamdoom!

Putty

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
Mario

Jaded Burnout


Weener Beater posted:

gift card
free title change

:ramsay:

alnilam

Weener Beater posted:

gift card
free title change

ah the "speak 'friend' and enter" level of riddles



ty manifisto

alnilam

Mellon

Jaded Burnout


one thing I've gained from my time in byob is some really great mellons

alnilam

"heh nice mellons" - lotr fan trying to be nice :shobon:

sb hermit






do the mario
swing your arms
from side to side
c’mon it’s time to go
do the mario

take one step
and then again
do the mario
all together now

you got it

it’s the mario

just like that!

King of Bees
I got a pocket full of quarters, and I'm headed to the arcade.
I don't have a lot of money, but I'm bringing everything I made.
I've got a callus on my finger, and my shoulder's hurting too.
I'm gonna eat them all up, just as soon as they turn blue.

Cause I got Pac Man fever!

vanisher

I kinda want to win the probe.

Wait, are these any words in the dictionary or are these byob related? Like, is Amortization gonna get me the prize or is it Wednesday Frog.

vanisher

Jaded Burnout posted:

I have been writing a bot to do this but it's not going to get finished so gently caress it let's do it live.

I have a list of words on my computer. Well, four lists.

There are 3 words, which if said in this thread, will earn the poster a sixer.

There are 3 more words, which if said in this thread, will earn the poster a free title change.

There's two final words, one of which gets you a 7-day probation, the other gets you a $25 gift card of your choice.

This is my treasure hunt minefield. :justpost:!

Boring administrative note; pls don't try and cheese it by posting big spam posts or, face my wrath!!!

Betting that Jaded Burnout secretly used a word or all the words in the OP, so quoting.

Jaded Burnout


vanisher posted:

Wait, are these any words in the dictionary or are these byob related? Like, is Amortization gonna get me the prize or is it Wednesday Frog.

Jaded Burnout posted:

They are all random words, so seeking the heart of my mind will only result in that squealing dialup noise.

vanisher posted:

Betting that Jaded Burnout secretly used a word or all the words in the OP, so quoting.

Jaded Burnout posted:

And quoting someone doesn't count for triggering it.

vanisher I'm getting the impression that you don't hang on my every word these days

vanisher

lol should have read but just posted

Sorry friend

alnilam

Here i sit
Lightly toasted
Came to read
But merely posted

Jaded Burnout


alnilam posted:

Here i sit
Lightly toasted
Came to read
But merely posted

nice

:justpost:

Luvcow

One day nearer spring
reminder that jb is british so some of these words maybe british words like "tammywoddler", googelybibbler" or "jabberwookey" which may be everyday words for him and the queen but not widely known by the rest of us

Luvcow

One day nearer spring
tammyshankle

alnilam

Luvcow posted:

reminder that jb is british so some of these words maybe british words like "tammywoddler", googelybibbler" or "jabberwookey" which may be everyday words for him and the queen but not widely known by the rest of us

tiddlywinks

alnilam

waterpit
wer'pit

^^from a classic JB post much love namaste

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Sing Along

by Athanatos
I
Half a league, half a league,
Half a league onward,
All in the valley of Death
Rode the six hundred.
“Forward, the Light Brigade!
Charge for the guns!” he said.
Into the valley of Death
Rode the six hundred.

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This thread brought to you by a tremendous dickhead!

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