Boxing 2023: lol MMA

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LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

conor's just posting pics of his and paulie's sparring session from the floyd fight

because theres nothing more badass than showing how much you punched a dude you paid to fly in so you could punch him, and also the dude didnt even bother taking off his hoodie

# ¿ Apr 3, 2019 15:02

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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 05:42

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Anals of History posted:

The announcers didn't seem particularly bothered by the dude pulling a single leg takedown in the ring.

They must have been flabbergasted by an English doing A Wrestle

# ¿ Sep 1, 2019 00:28

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Gnarly liver shot KO on this DAZN undercard. Yeeeesh

# ¿ Jan 12, 2020 01:41

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Antonio Brown didn't even knock out Mike Mayock in a hallway, I don't think he's got power in his hands

# ¿ Jan 15, 2020 23:56

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

TheKingslayer posted:

Lemme tell you the tale of a man that came down from the beanstalk named Stefan Struve.

Dirty Bob Schrijber telling a 6'4" 13-year old Struve "let's teach you grappling" was such a terrible thing.

# ¿ Feb 28, 2020 05:51

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Anyone have a rough guesstimate for when Inoue's fight will start?

# ¿ Nov 1, 2020 03:06

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

extremely thanks

# ¿ Nov 1, 2020 03:53

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

blammo

# ¿ Nov 1, 2020 04:28

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

https://twitter.com/ringwalkjon/status/1329480962904707072

i want to see a picture of the flaccid gloves

# ¿ Nov 19, 2020 19:58

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Woofer posted:

Doesn’t she have a back and forth going with Nunes or was that months ago?

I know Amanda got asked about Shields last year after Nunes beat Germaine de Randamie, and Nunes said "I'm a MMA fighter, she will have to come to my world. I'll wrestle the poo poo out of her and finish with a submission"

Don't recall if there has been anything more recent

# ¿ Dec 1, 2020 14:09

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

he also had the kind of size on tenshin that paul will have on floyd, which im sure makes it easier to flatline a child

# ¿ Dec 7, 2020 18:08

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

sportsgenius86 posted:

I mean, he may be doing fine. But I don't really see the point of that progressive PPV pricing structure unless you need money right now.

its his money, he needs it now!

# ¿ Dec 8, 2020 17:42

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

If Paul Sibling A wins, it will be an upset at least on par with Danny LaFever over Benji Radach

# ¿ Dec 8, 2020 19:54

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Stangg posted:

There might not be a market on the Mayweather side but what about the Paul side, he does have 22 million subs after all.

do all 22 million have access to their moms credit cards?

# ¿ Dec 10, 2020 15:55

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

that was a rad finish from nakatani

# ¿ Dec 13, 2020 06:12

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Julio Cruz posted:

I would thoroughly enjoy watching Conor beat the poo poo out of Paul

and I would also thoroughly enjoy Paul bullying the poo poo out of Conor

MMA Fighting posted:

Video: Jake Paul escalates feud with drive-by water balloon attack on Dillon Danis

we're about to get real dumb, y'all

# ¿ Dec 15, 2020 22:03

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

The SituAsian posted:

Per the law of Khabib I thought Jake Paul had to beef with Artem Lobov before fighting Conor McGregor

Artem proved his bonafides against Paulie, he's off limits

# ¿ Dec 15, 2020 22:15

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

sportsgenius86 posted:

Ben Askren in a boxing match is one of the most hilarious things I could ever imagine.

I wonder if it's gonna look any worse than Jake Shields doing kickboxing on Bully Beatdown

# ¿ Dec 23, 2020 20:47

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Brut posted:

Boxing 2021: Battle of the Youtubers

Seriously though, does the boxing thread still want to be named Boxing 2019?

Welcome to the Clay Collard Show

# ¿ Jan 13, 2021 06:36

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Jose posted:

suddenly more interested in jake paul fighting conor mcgregor lol

https://twitter.com/antontabuena/status/1353342617103323138

# ¿ Jan 24, 2021 15:27

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Were this not a global pandemic, I would put serious consideration into seeing a Mt Westmore concert

https://twitter.com/MikeCoppinger/status/1372215323772948482

# ¿ Mar 17, 2021 18:38

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

I saw that it was set for 180lbs

Can Chavez Jr cut down in such a short amount of time?

# ¿ Mar 30, 2021 19:01

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Mr. F! posted:

Jakes gonna gas, askrens skull is too thick

It's been conditioned like a Thai fighter's shin bone thanks to Lawler, Masvidal, and K1/Lumpinee grand champion, Demian Maia

# ¿ Apr 15, 2021 14:38

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Gumball Gumption posted:

The way everyone's looking at Askren

The guy walking past with the camera certainly has "boyfriend checking out passing lady while girlfriend looks upset" stock photo energy

# ¿ Apr 17, 2021 17:26

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

i wonder if logan will last longer than the tiny child floyd last struck

# ¿ Apr 22, 2021 21:40

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Congrats to Berlanga, but I was hoping he would tap to the RNC early into the fight, purely for chaos purposes

# ¿ Apr 25, 2021 03:41

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

yeah, canelo, show some bollocks and give bjs an enormous ring to run around in

# ¿ May 5, 2021 01:06

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

gently caress yes

https://twitter.com/heyitsmarcosv/status/1405941060262522885

# ¿ Jun 18, 2021 18:52

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

kimbo305 posted:

What was the agreed weight, 180?

another tweet said 182

# ¿ Jun 18, 2021 19:34

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Vidal vs Aleem on the Charlo undercard was pretty rad.

# ¿ Jul 18, 2021 03:37

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

The SituAsian posted:

Most fun I've had in years.

Now the attention turns to who is next. The natural choice is Tommy Fury but he looked so bad against Taylor it seems the names that are being talked about the most are Jorge Masvidal and Nate Diaz. Iirc both are still on UFC contracts but maybe if the numbers turn out right for this (I was a buyer!) then maybe Uncle Dana will see the light

Edit: On an less comical note Oscar Valdez popped for banned substance but since his fight scheduled for next week against Robinson Conceicao is being held at a tribal casino in the Phoenix area it's just happening because they deserve to be repaid after what they've suffered at the hands of the white man. Or they just want money. Who knows. also I should probably give Reservation Dogs a shot

https://twitter.com/MikeCoppinger/status/1433577728989597697?s=19

In worse Oscar newz, de la Hoya is out with covid for his 9/11 fight with Vitor Belfort. Evander Holyfield is stepping in as replacement

https://twitter.com/TMZ/status/1433845579373809667?s=19

# ¿ Sep 3, 2021 18:47

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Sounds like Triller is commission shopping to get Evander licensed even for an exhibition

Everything is looking better and better, baybee

# ¿ Sep 3, 2021 20:11

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Will Callum Smith be arrested for his murder crime??

# ¿ Sep 25, 2021 19:18

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Triller's weird thing is tonight, featuring a fighting surface stolen entirely from combat sports pioneer, Dada5000

I guess I am looking forward to Frank Mir throwing his One Combo and seeing if that still works in this, the year of our lord, 2021

# ¿ Nov 28, 2021 02:00

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

The SituAsian posted:

Just have him fight GGG so both can be put out of their misery and then (if we make it to Vegas for Stevenson-Valdez the next day) watch the biggest fight in women's history

https://twitter.com/TheGarden/status/1486769373796831237?t=wMS2e_ChmcYte9GRsh9c9w&s=19

sounds cool, but it's still gonna suck when they're only allowed to fight 2-minute rounds

# ¿ Jan 28, 2022 02:00

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Mikuru is the Patricky Pitbull to Kai Asakura's Patricio, though Mikuru is probably better than Patricky

# ¿ Jun 14, 2022 17:03

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Josuke Higashikata posted:

Can we finally move past the AJ era over here in the UK.

It is now the Leon "Rocky" Edwards era

# ¿ Aug 21, 2022 06:40

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Rags to Liches posted:

I think Sonny ate a couple shots that would've put down a lot of other guys, good on him for deciding he didn't want to take more. I'm always happy to see Hunt win though

last thing anyone wants to do, win or lose, is take more mark hunt punches. thats not good

for your head

# ¿ Nov 9, 2022 13:57

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

For breakfast, every morning: 40 eggs, cooked simply and seasoned with salt, pepper, and a touch of clomiphene

# ¿ Feb 22, 2023 20:00

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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 05:42

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Marching Powder posted:

who the gently caress is boots?! lol i'm completely unaware of a boxer who at least one person thinks can beat spence and crawford.

guy that punches people in the head, real fuckin hard

# ¿ Jul 10, 2023 04:34

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