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squid pro quo
Nov 11, 2018
I have been studying English for many years but there are some things that I am still learning. There are a few words for breasts but if you say the wrong one at the wrong time you will get bad reaction. Some girls say boobies but in bed they switch to titties. I need clarification.

When is the right time to say
Breasts
Boobs
Boobies
Tits
Titties
Jugs
Melons
And all the others?

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givepatajob
Apr 8, 2003

One finds that this is the best of all possible worlds.
You can just use the universal "fun bags" at any time. Girls love it.

hitchens
Oct 24, 2012

harlequin macaw


Never ending with -ies.

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


If you to on a cool roller coaster you can get off and say to your friends "oh man that was the tits'

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
Probably best in a more informal situation

Isaac
Aug 3, 2006

Fun Shoe
If you are wearing a tie you should call em mammaries

Sex Farm
Nov 17, 2017

Nice tits would you like to carry my child

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Poasty posted:

Nice tits would you like to carry my child

How much does it weighs

Uriah Heep
Apr 28, 2010

im having a bit of an existential crisis here guys
Yum-yums.
Jumbo yum-yums
Primo yum-yums
Petite Yum-yums

Never tits.

squid pro quo
Nov 11, 2018
If we are out to dinner you have to say boobs. I’ve learned this.

Best Bi Geek Squid
Mar 25, 2016
"boobs" is fine in casual situations

"breasts" or "tits" in bed depending upon the prevailing mood. use "breasts" if you're going for a romance novel feel in your bedroom talk or if you are describing poultry. use "tits" sparingly to make your super basic slam partner feel naughty and transgressive

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Lol "breast" is only appropriate when you're talking about boobs in a completely non sexual way such as breast cancer. Saying breasts while you're loving sounds like baby boomer dirty talk.

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


You wouldn't say as useless as breasts on a bull

RaySmuckles
Oct 14, 2009


:vapes:
Grimey Drawer
jibbilies

Nut to Butt
Apr 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
right now

TITS

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
big honkin mammer-jammers

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018
Bazoombas?

Never.

luchajones
Jan 28, 2018

I have no beard, and I must scream
Jahoobies

Any time

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

Bag Flying At Noon, (2024)
Cans

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

Bag Flying At Noon, (2024)
Tig ol’ bitties

Best Bi Geek Squid
Mar 25, 2016

bradzilla posted:

Lol "breast" is only appropriate when you're talking about boobs in a completely non sexual way such as breast cancer. Saying breasts while you're loving sounds like baby boomer dirty talk.

he ran his hands all over her body - the subject of three years of fantasies and dreams. She arched her back and closed her eyes as he slowly kissed down her neck, breathing her in.

"I love your TITTIES", he whispered softly into her ear.

shut up blegum
Dec 17, 2008


--->Plastic Lawn<---
Just say 'chesticles' to be safe :tipshat:

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Be honest. "I no speak da English well. Hey, whata you call deesa puppies?", and point to her rack (or maybe fondle it if you're already in bed together).

Goons Are Gifts
Jan 1, 1970

Just use endless pronouns to avoid any conflict. "May I touch them?" "They are so gorgeous" "Uhh they are wabbling like mad!" "Your baby needs them"

Stay safe and let them do the work.

World War Mammories
Aug 25, 2006


Astroid posted:

Never ending with -ies.

this is correct

Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

Gonna have some baked chicken tits for dinner tonight.

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Best Bi Geek Squid posted:

he ran his hands all over her body - the subject of three years of fantasies and dreams. She arched her back and closed her eyes as he slowly kissed down her neck, breathing her in.

"I love your TITTIES", he whispered softly into her ear.

:hai:

Myron Baloney
Mar 19, 2002

Emitting dimensions are swallowing you

Nut to Butt posted:

right now

TITS

goddamn right, TITSTITSTITS just echoing off the basement walls down here.

Bold Robot
Jan 6, 2009

Be brave.



Imo “teats” is a safe bet.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
Big fan of tits over here.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
remember men - if you're ever feeling lonesome, don't forget you have two tits of your own! just grab on and go to town

Best Bi Geek Squid
Mar 25, 2016
"yabos" is also generally acceptable

a peck of pickled peckers
Aug 3, 2014

I am your Redeemer! It is by my hand that you arise from the ashes of this world!

I just squeeze ‘em and say “HONK HONK!”

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug
After the fish course, but before dessert.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

a peck of pickled peckers posted:

I just squeeze ‘em and say “HONK HONK!”

I used to do this to my ex all the time. She'd usually slap me.

a peck of pickled peckers
Aug 3, 2014

I am your Redeemer! It is by my hand that you arise from the ashes of this world!

Chomp8645 posted:

I used to do this to my ex all the time. She'd usually slap me.

Same but I’m super into being slapped so it’s a win-win

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

"Show me the dual peaks of Mt. Nip-ous so that I can mine the gently caress out of cockrun valley betwixt them m'lady"

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

cans

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pillbug
The universally acceptable term for the boobular glands is "balls".

Big nipples big life to you, OP :tipshat:

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eig
Oct 16, 2008

correct word for all situations is "tiddies"

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