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Slumpy

I want to get stronger and build bigger muscles so I can lift up my dad. ill wear the pants in the house from then on. its slumpys turn for power.

# ? Feb 5, 2019 03:31

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# ? Apr 23, 2024 12:37

Slush Garbo: FALSE SLACK
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NO SLACK

i want to get stronger so i can beat my dad in a fight. he says im not a grownup until i beat him "fair and square" even though he always picks dhalsim and uses the cheap moves teleporting around. if i use anyone but ken he gets all mad like, "I NAMED YOU KEN FOR A REASON" or "ILL CHANGE THE WIFI PASSWORD GODDAMIT" and unplugs the console :sigh:

Slush Garbo fucked around with this message at 03:41 on Feb 5, 2019

# ? Feb 5, 2019 03:39

bare bottom pancakes: Production: Complete

I want to get stronger so I can open this drat jar of pickles already :argh:

# ? Feb 5, 2019 03:39

King of Bees

I want to be able to carry that vexing sixth bag of groceries in one trip from the car and win back the respect of my wife and her boyfriend Bonecrusher.

# ? Feb 5, 2019 04:13

Sing Along: by Athanatos

I want to be able to unlock the third seal on my inner mana well so that I can fold origami cranes by glaring at the paper.

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# ? Feb 5, 2019 04:33

blaise rascal: "Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of Pearl...."

Because that way I can lift more food to my mouth

ty vanisher, ty khanstant

# ? Feb 5, 2019 04:51

Farecoal: There he go

i need to get strong enough to actually crush bones

# ? Feb 5, 2019 04:53

bare bottom pancakes: Production: Complete

i need to get strong enough to replace bonecrusher, the strongest member of my gang, who left us to gently caress KoB's wife full time.

# ? Feb 5, 2019 05:06

City of Glompton

i want to get stronger so i can break out of my shell

thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

# ? Feb 5, 2019 05:21

xcheopis

City of Glompton posted:

i want to get stronger so i can break out of my shell

I want to get stronger so I can break with tradition.

I mean, tradition's nice and all but I just don't feel fulfilled, you know?

# ? Feb 5, 2019 05:28

Manifisto

suplex the sun, piledrive the moon

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Feb 5, 2019 05:46

xcheopis

Manifisto posted:

suplex the sun, piledrive the moon

Kill six billion demons.

# ? Feb 5, 2019 05:52

vanisher

Me, strong enough to piledrive the moon, but still unsatisfied: I need to be able to roundhouse god himself

# ? Feb 5, 2019 08:01

vanisher

Changing religions so I can roundhouse kick more gods

# ? Feb 5, 2019 08:02

super sweet best pal

Slumpy posted:

I want to get stronger and build bigger muscles so I can lift up my dad. ill wear the pants in the house from then on. its slumpys turn for power.

Same. My dad thinks when I get stronger I'll be able to do more work for him.

# ? Feb 5, 2019 08:51

Randy Travesty: PHANTOM QUEEN

i want to break free

# ? Feb 5, 2019 09:55

Fredrik1: Gopherslayer

chill

# ? Feb 5, 2019 17:19

Manifisto

pursue my true passion, gardening, without insecurity about my masculinity

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Feb 5, 2019 17:39

Fredrik1: Gopherslayer

lift a car

# ? Feb 5, 2019 17:45

blaise rascal: "Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of Pearl...."

so I can lift a really heavy camera to photograph my life's failures

ty vanisher, ty khanstant

# ? Feb 5, 2019 18:29

vanisher

Some kinda fan made DBZ montage music video with some text at the end:
"gotta get strong to carry all my books in one massive heavy backpack, just like my life's burdens"

_{Sig images courtesy of the talented Luvcow, Dumb Sex-Parrot, & Death Sext}

# ? Feb 5, 2019 18:41

Barking Gecko: Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."

vanisher posted:

Some kinda fan made DBZ montage music video with some text at the end:
"gotta get strong to carry all my books in one massive heavy backpack, just like my life's burdens"

It's over 9,000!

# ? Feb 5, 2019 22:16

Macnult

i'm exercising at the gym to keep the sadbrains away. i look at all the huge workout people and all the weight they can lift and i swear to become as strong as them in order to unlock the super endorphins

# ? Feb 5, 2019 22:45

Goons Are Gifts

Whatever chills you makes you stronger

# ? Feb 6, 2019 01:22

pixaal: All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.

I want to get stronger so I can win the arm wrestling championships.

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# ? Feb 6, 2019 19:55

Drink-Mix Man: You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

So I can save gas by pushing my car along like a skateboard

# ? Feb 7, 2019 04:55

Drink-Mix Man: You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

And so I can finally stop working out

# ? Feb 7, 2019 04:56

ToxicSlurpee: -=SEND HELP=-

I want to get strong so I can lift a heavy thing and put it on the top shelf.

I mean the top shelf is big but it's also empty and this thing would fit perfectly but I can't get it up there.

I'm sewage flavored.

# ? Feb 8, 2019 02:24

Drink-Mix Man: You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

So I can pick up a woman (literally)

# ? Feb 8, 2019 02:46

Macnult

Drink-Mix Man posted:

So I can save gas by pushing my car along like a skateboard

# ? Feb 8, 2019 15:52

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

i would like to be able to beat off the orcs who keep terrorizing my homestead

yes you read that right

# ? Feb 8, 2019 17:05

Manifisto

Luvcow posted:

i would like to be able to beat off the orcs who keep terrorizing my homestead

yes you read that right

I have a similar problem, these grubby halflings keep breaking into my place and throwing stuff into my incinerator

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Feb 8, 2019 17:57

Drink-Mix Man: You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

I want to listen to jock jams without feeling like a poser

# ? Feb 9, 2019 00:54

Goons Are Gifts

Share the strength with others who need it. Everything is better in a team!

# ? Feb 10, 2019 18:27

Cubone: Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

I want to get stronger so I can drive a race car

# ? Feb 12, 2019 20:53

Senior Management

I want to get stronger so that I can read Old Yeller without weeping.

:jerry:

# ? Feb 12, 2019 21:19

Manifisto

Senior Management posted:

I want to get stronger so that I can read Old Yeller without weeping.

sorry nobody is that strong

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Feb 12, 2019 21:23

pixaal: All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.

Cubone posted:

I want to get stronger so I can drive a race car

I want to get stronger so I can run faster than a race car

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# ? Feb 12, 2019 21:25

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

Senior Management posted:

I want to get stronger so that I can read Old Yeller without weeping.

i keep reading it over and over and hope he will survive this time

# ? Feb 12, 2019 21:26

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# ? Apr 23, 2024 12:37

pixaal: All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.

Luvcow posted:

i keep reading it over and over and hope he will survive this time

Have you tried reading a different edition? I'm like 72.6% the writing in a book will never change, but sometimes other copies exist with slight changes. Maybe he's alive in one of them

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# ? Feb 12, 2019 21:34

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