Scenes from a Red Cross Training Website

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Bloody Hedgehog: Dec 12, 2003; 💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

# ? Feb 10, 2019 09:28

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 01:02

LadyPictureShow: Nov 18, 2005; Success!

Moon Atari posted:

dammit

Lmao great minds and all that
:hfive:

# ? Feb 10, 2019 13:45

That Works: Jul 22, 2006; Every revolution evaporates and leaves behind only the slime of a new bureaucracy

Captain Quack posted:

Hell yeah

# ? Feb 10, 2019 13:56

HugeGrossBurrito: Mar 20, 2018

Animated baby courtesy of Grindcore Meggido

# ? Feb 10, 2019 16:42

funkybottoms: Oct 28, 2010; Funky Bottoms is a land man

Genesplicer posted:

"The Bradford Exchange is proud to offer a new series of Collector's plates, based upon The Training Techniques of the American Red Cross."

lol, that's like a perfect MST3K joke

# ? Feb 10, 2019 17:54

Alan Smithee: Jan 4, 2005; A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

Oh man

It really does look like the art style

# ? Feb 10, 2019 17:59

Literally A Person: Jan 1, 1970; Smugworth Wuz Here

HugeGrossBurrito posted:

Animated baby courtesy of Grindcore Meggido

Moves are phunky phresh.

# ? Feb 10, 2019 18:09

Gunshow Poophole: Sep 14, 2008; OMBUDSMAN
POSTERS LOCAL 42069; Clapping Larry

pixaal posted:

Figgity fiiiive lmao

# ? Feb 10, 2019 18:49

Pennywise the Frown: May 10, 2010; Upset Trowel

Bert Roberge posted:

I've never asked but are those human bones on the ground on the original picture?

They are not.

# ? Feb 10, 2019 20:56

pixaal: Jan 8, 2004; All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.

edit: now fixed

pixaal fucked around with this message at 18:24 on Feb 11, 2019

# ? Feb 11, 2019 18:21

Demon Of The Fall: May 1, 2004; Nap Ghost

BoyG posted:

# ? Feb 11, 2019 18:21

super sweet best pal: Nov 18, 2009

HugeGrossBurrito posted:

This looks like a Zapdramatic game.

e: "game"

# ? Feb 12, 2019 07:53

Blistex: Oct 30, 2003; Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler

Loden Taylor posted:

Awesome! Thanks.

# ? Feb 12, 2019 20:17

FactsAreUseless: Feb 16, 2011

super sweet best pal posted:

This looks like a Zapdramatic game.

Lmfao it totally does

# ? Feb 13, 2019 00:07

Lil Swamp Booger Baby: Aug 1, 1981

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

Lol

# ? Feb 13, 2019 03:53

Lube Enthusiast: May 26, 2016

Loden Taylor posted:

I'm all about this dumb loving baby.

ahahaha

# ? Feb 13, 2019 06:36

Flannelette: Jan 17, 2010

Captain Quack posted:

Thankyou I was wondering where I'd seen that baby before.

# ? Feb 13, 2019 07:18

Drunk Nerds: Jan 25, 2011; Just close your eyes; Fun Shoe

Bloody Hedgehog posted:

My six-year-olds and I are playing through this right now and they think this image is the funniest thing they've ever seen.

# ? Feb 13, 2019 20:24

Masturbasturd: Sep 1, 2014

I vote my posts according to what page they were posted. Thusly I vote a 2, but a very shiny two.
There should be repository thread of high resolution poo poo to print: book covers, currency, origami etc. I tried looking but search is down.

# ? Feb 13, 2019 22:19

Zamboni Rodeo: Jul 19, 2007; NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!

Sue Eastside posted:

I vote my posts according to what page they were posted. Thusly I vote a 2, but a very shiny two.
There should be repository thread of high resolution poo poo to print: book covers, currency, origami etc. I tried looking but search is down.

Wasn't sure if you wanted a larger version of this or not, but here ya go. The source image left a bit to be desired as far as resolution goes, so this is as big as I could make it without it going too far off the rails.

Enjoy!