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Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
every single one of these is a loss panel

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CassandraZara
Oct 21, 2012

by Nyc_Tattoo

Unable to stand the baby's screaming any longer, I finally face him away from the table, toward the restaurant's other patrons.

Nobody appreciates it.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

CassandraZara posted:

Unable to stand the baby's screaming any longer, I finally face him away from the table, toward the restaurant's other patrons.

Nobody appreciates it.

Lmfao

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018
Yeah my legs have hands on them so what?

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

HugeGrossBurrito posted:

Yeah my legs have hands on them so what?



loving CHRIST SOMEBODY SAVE RON HOWARD!!!!

pixaal
Jan 8, 2004

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

a good entry

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

lol



also wtf is wrong this this lady's face

HugeGrossBurrito fucked around with this message at 23:15 on Feb 7, 2019

Mirage
Oct 27, 2000

All is for the best, in this, the best of all possible worlds

HugeGrossBurrito posted:


also wtf is wrong this this lady's face



"It's ... it's stuck."

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

HugeGrossBurrito posted:

lol


also wtf is wrong this this lady's face



I think she is coming on to me...

This is what female desire looks like, right?

Edit: holy poo poo her hand

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018
Poor guy is all tuckered out.

Schweinhund
Oct 23, 2004

:derp:   :kayak:                                     

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

lol the chair pee!




HugeGrossBurrito fucked around with this message at 00:43 on Feb 8, 2019

RandomPauI
Nov 24, 2006


Grimey Drawer
God that course got to me. The bits where it would quiz you on material that required going back to an earlier module and relistening to the whole thing really got to me. Because why bother with offering transcripts or a PDF booklet?

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

RandomPauI posted:

God that course got to me. The bits where it would quiz you on material that required going back to an earlier module and relistening to the whole thing really got to me. Because why bother with offering transcripts or a PDF booklet?

They must have changed it it’s ridiculously simple now.

RandomPauI
Nov 24, 2006


Grimey Drawer
It was simple, but those sorts of questions and not getting 100% get to me.

There's a cultural competency SAF one where they ask you to memorize the proper way to format addresses and all the ranks to all the branches and...I'm just there to serve donuts and give brochures. I'm sure nobody would mind I refer to them as "Sir" or "Ma'am" instead of "Seaman First Class" or if I punted on how to address a letter to an Afghan forward operating base or a carrier air group.

Edit: If any service members about to deploy happen to be offended by this I apologise. I'll try to keep a bag of corn nuts and a Gatorade in reserve for ya but they go pretty fast.

RandomPauI fucked around with this message at 02:55 on Feb 8, 2019

Horace Kinch
Aug 15, 2007

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

:dudsmile:

Nicodemus Dumps
Jan 9, 2006

Just chillin' in the sink


He's jackin it

Loden Taylor
Aug 11, 2003

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

i am not worthy, im voting 5 for this dont judge me

Tite Barnacle
Jun 4, 2014

Meowdy Purrdner

Grimey Drawer
My av is gone. It was taken from me. Please provide me with a new one. My children are starving and my cats are mildly uncomfortable.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

Goddamn, loving Akira baby.

humpthewind
Jan 8, 2007

Noblest of all dogs is the hot-dog; it feeds the hand that bites it.

Goddamn. :ck5:

Genesplicer
Oct 19, 2002

I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!

Total Clam

"The Bradford Exchange is proud to offer a new series of Collector's plates, based upon The Training Techniques of the American Red Cross."

tomapot
Apr 7, 2005
Suppose you're thinkin' about a plate o' shrimp. Suddenly someone'll say, like, plate, or shrimp, or plate o' shrimp out of the blue, no explanation. No point in lookin' for one, either. It's all part of a cosmic unconciousness.
Oven Wrangler
I'm so out of practice and I gave up towards the end. Someone more talented can make this look much better.

LadyPictureShow
Nov 18, 2005

Success!



tomapot posted:

I'm so out of practice and I gave up towards the end. Someone more talented can make this look much better.



:perfect:

STOP LITTERING
Sep 11, 2005


Hello is this nine-one-one?
This is Alexander Ham-il-ton

Honky Dong Country
Feb 11, 2015


"Dude I said have a seat over there, not have a loving stroke. Come on man work with us here."

-deleted scene from the pilot of "To Catch a Predator" before they brought in Chris Hanson

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

STOP LITTERING posted:

Hello is this nine-one-one?
This is Alexander Ham-il-ton

lol

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005


Thank you for introducing me tae Scotsman Twitter

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!







Alternately:

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!





:same:

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler

:eyepop:

If you happen to have a higher rez version could you please upload it?

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018



HugeGrossBurrito fucked around with this message at 18:46 on Feb 8, 2019

pixaal
Jan 8, 2004

All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.


HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

lol

Zamboni Rodeo
Jul 19, 2007

NEVER play "Lady of Spain" AGAIN!




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HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

Space Race Riot posted:

My av is gone. It was taken from me. Please provide me with a new one. My children are starving and my cats are mildly uncomfortable.

Done lol.

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