What the h*ck is bezong like This poll is closed. |
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average and normal comedy option | 18 | 9.57% | |
a smaller version of his own face | 28 | 14.89% | |
extremely large | 15 | 7.98% | |
black | 12 | 6.38% | |
chode | 16 | 8.51% | |
micropenis | 13 | 6.91% | |
amazon branded | 27 | 14.36% | |
ted talk | 17 | 9.04% | |
blinged out to the poo poo | 26 | 13.83% | |
vagina | 16 | 8.51% | |
Total: | 74 votes |
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The story so far: The National Enquirer threatened Jeff Bezos, noted pseudo-human billionoid, with publishing his sexts and dick pics to try and get him to stop the Washington Post from doing journalism or something and he said gently caress you and published their emails. So what the heck is this gently caress's dick going to be like? Being a billionaire anything is possible and soon we will knowDylan Howard, CCO & VP of AMI posted:In addition to the “below the belt selfie — otherwise colloquially known as a ‘d*ck pick’” — The Enquirer obtained a further nine images. These include: chaosbreather fucked around with this message at 02:04 on Feb 8, 2019 |
# ? Feb 8, 2019 02:01 |
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# ? Apr 26, 2024 07:21 |
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I'll bet it's gonna look like a dick
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# ? Feb 8, 2019 02:04 |
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Thick and veiney with a smooth pink head.
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# ? Feb 8, 2019 02:06 |
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# ? Feb 8, 2019 02:36 |
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He was sexting us the whole time.
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# ? Feb 8, 2019 02:39 |
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you know how people whine about ESPN for not sticking to sports, or about entertainment websites for not sticking to pop culture stuff? i wonder if people who have been National Enquirer fans for years just want the rag to talk about half-baked salacious celebrity gossip instead of being a pro-Trump attack dog
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# ? Feb 8, 2019 02:42 |
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get that OUT of my face posted:you know how people whine about ESPN for not sticking to sports, or about entertainment websites for not sticking to pop culture stuff? i wonder if people who have been National Enquirer fans for years just want the rag to talk about half-baked salacious celebrity gossip instead of being a pro-Trump attack dog I only see it at the grocery store but it's super weird to see it show SUPPORT for something instead of calling it gay or dying.
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# ? Feb 8, 2019 02:45 |
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This poll doesnt even have a Goku option. I cast my vote for Bezos taking off the mask and going super saiyan.
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# ? Feb 8, 2019 02:46 |
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gonna drop jeff bezos at 400 meters using a sharpened flagpole as an atlatl
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# ? Feb 8, 2019 03:07 |
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If it's even a god drat millimeter below 7" the meritocracy is cancelled
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# ? Feb 8, 2019 03:30 |
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Heath posted:If it's even a god drat millimeter below 7" the meritocracy is cancelled
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# ? Feb 8, 2019 03:33 |
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Actually tho I like it when billionaires have small penises because it completely negates any envy I might have had for them.
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# ? Feb 8, 2019 03:34 |
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Haha Mr. Pecker. Also hey I just read The Gift of Fear, funny seeing Gavin de Becker in the news.
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# ? Feb 8, 2019 03:45 |
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makes u wonder how many super rich people AMI were able to shake down before they grew balls big enough to think this would work lol
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# ? Feb 8, 2019 03:46 |
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teh arrow looks like a large circumcised penis ask me, i know
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# ? Feb 8, 2019 03:54 |
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Lol he should doubledown and release a sex tape
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# ? Feb 8, 2019 04:50 |
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BloodRed posted:Lol he should doubledown and release a sex tape It’s probably already somewhere in Prime Video.
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# ? Feb 8, 2019 04:53 |
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it looks like waluigi
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# ? Feb 8, 2019 04:54 |
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BloodRed posted:Lol he should doubledown and release a sex tape honey my dick and BALLS is about to hit TMZ *pulls out camcorder* TIME TO LEVEL THA PLAYIN' FIELD!!!
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# ? Feb 8, 2019 04:54 |
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I'm feeling lucky so I'm betting it all on him having a large black vagina Bezos is actually the first transgender, transracial billionaire so that means liberals are contractually obligated to say "yassss kweeeen" to their Alexa. Sorry, but I don't make the rules
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# ? Feb 8, 2019 04:55 |
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Imagine having bid dick and a billion dollars!
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# ? Feb 8, 2019 05:10 |
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This is going to ruin him
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# ? Feb 8, 2019 05:11 |
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Thots and Prayers posted:Imagine having bid dick and a billion dollars! I'm halfway there
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# ? Feb 8, 2019 05:11 |
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Watch him buy national enquirer
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# ? Feb 8, 2019 05:11 |
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the council of Jeff's will hear about this
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# ? Feb 8, 2019 05:26 |
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Applewhite posted:Actually tho I like it when billionaires have small penises because it completely negates any envy I might have had for them. if you are a billionaire with a teeny dong you are probably going to get some work done he*k if you are a mere 10 millionaire i would suspect it would be on the "a-gender"
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# ? Feb 8, 2019 05:32 |
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when you have 9 figures im sure every way your body looks is pretty much a choice if i were jeff bezos i would get a spiked carapace
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# ? Feb 8, 2019 05:41 |
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chaosbreather posted:if you are a billionaire with a teeny dong you are probably going to get some work done There’s no penis enlargement surgery that doesn’t leave your dick hosed up.
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# ? Feb 8, 2019 05:47 |
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hm. it definitely wouldn't look like goku, so I applaud your acumen in this uniquely punctilious exclusion
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# ? Feb 8, 2019 05:58 |
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I like how Bezos basically says his security team has just been given an unlimited budget. Li’l Donny two-scoops has picked a fight with a dude who actually has real money. Like, of his own.
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# ? Feb 8, 2019 06:14 |
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I bet it’s kind of red
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# ? Feb 8, 2019 06:37 |
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I will not be looking at mr bezos' wiener.
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# ? Feb 8, 2019 07:47 |
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I’ve managed to avoid Hulk Hogan’s dong and am confident I can also avoid Jeff Bezos’s dong too
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# ? Feb 8, 2019 07:52 |
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gary oldmans diary posted:when you have 9 figures im sure every way your body looks is pretty much a choice then why does his eye look all weird? does he like having a weird eye.
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# ? Feb 8, 2019 08:06 |
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Kuato posted:I’ve managed to avoid Hulk Hogan’s dong and am confident I can also avoid Jeff Bezos’s dong too I can't say the same for either sad to say.
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# ? Feb 8, 2019 08:11 |
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isn't this literally blackmail? as in, he has hard evidence of a newspaper editor trying to blackmail him? seems like this should be going to criminal court rather than like, just being a media circus type thing
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# ? Feb 8, 2019 10:08 |
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Dr. S.O. Feelgood posted:then why does his eye look all weird? does he like having a weird eye. Mantis shrimp eye implants are not a perfect science yet
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# ? Feb 8, 2019 10:17 |
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the national enquirer hosts their site on amazon servers https://twitter.com/ryanhuber/status/1093665718464327680
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# ? Feb 8, 2019 10:19 |
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Giraffe posted:It’s probably already somewhere in Prime Video. it's not like anyone could find it if that were true
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# ? Feb 8, 2019 10:28 |
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Creamed Cormp posted:I'm halfway there Congrats on the financial success.
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# ? Feb 8, 2019 16:07 |