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GNC, Vitamin Shoppe, etc. Do you guys know how uncomfortable it is for the average person to shop in these stores? The stuff is overpriced and they do whatever they can to get you on a spam mailing list. No wonder brick and mortar retail is dying.
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I can't stand the smell of those places.
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Feb 8, 2019 19:40
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I mean you're already a colossal moron for having gone into one of those stores so
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Feb 8, 2019 19:48
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There are like 12 different vitamins total and you can get more than you need of all of them in delicious gummy bear form from a generic store brand available at any supermarket. I've never been in a vitamin store but they must be selling some serious bullshit considering how a human's dietary vitamin needs can be physically met via a single slot in a vending machine.
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Feb 8, 2019 19:49
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Or just by eating a diverse assortment of fruits and vegetables.
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Feb 8, 2019 19:50
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Or vital organs of your enemies. Hearts, livers, ballsacks, they contain all the nutrients you'll ever require!
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Feb 8, 2019 19:52
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And trust me, she'll like it too. 
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Feb 8, 2019 19:53
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Devils Affricate posted:There are like 12 different vitamins total and you can get more than you need of all of them in delicious gummy bear form from a generic store brand available at any supermarket. It really is amazing, there are like less than 10 supplements that even maybe do anything, absolutely everything else on the shelves might as well be homeopathic remedies
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Feb 8, 2019 19:53
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Colonel Cancer posted:Or vital organs of your enemies. Hearts, livers, ballsacks, they contain all the nutrients you'll ever require! You had me at ballsacks. 
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Feb 8, 2019 19:56
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The trick to all shopping is to be haughty as hell. Before entering the mall spend 15 minutes in the parking lot imagining you're the king of Spain or something, then storm in and get that shopping done. They'll cower before your glory and shut the gently caress up.
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Feb 8, 2019 19:56
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feels fine, how's it feel being the dick-washer working in a dick-sucking factory? ya jerk? sheesh. some people.
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Feb 8, 2019 20:02
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I drank a 250ml can of some energy drink today that advertised having 143% of the daily recommended intake of B6 vitamin in 100ml so that means I must have absorbed 357.5% of my daily needs for that vitamin. what I'm trying to say is that I hope it's the vitamin that makes you fart so I can have so fun
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Feb 8, 2019 20:02
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I'm guessing that "people who buy supplements" and "goons" are in two very separate venn diagrams.
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Feb 8, 2019 20:02
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Consult TCC to find out which "supplements" are currently The Good poo poo
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Feb 8, 2019 20:06
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I only buy the finest homeopathic dick enlargement supplements.
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Feb 8, 2019 20:17
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Colonel Cancer posted:I only buy the finest homeopathic dick enlargement supplements. When I go to GNC I spend at least 30 minutes talking to the sales rep about my dick and the latest in dick supplements.
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Feb 8, 2019 20:19
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Colonel Cancer posted:Or vital organs of your enemies. Hearts, livers, ballsacks, they contain all the nutrients you'll ever require! TFW you are a prey animal and finally get caught and get eaten butt first while still alive 
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Feb 8, 2019 20:22
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It's a jar of lukewarm and slightly smelly water, with a solemn affirmation that a penis of no less than 10" was dipped in it.
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Feb 8, 2019 20:23
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take these pills they will make your dick HUGE
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Feb 8, 2019 20:23
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SciFiDownBeat posted:Or just by eating a diverse assortment of fruits and vegetables.  You mean RABBIT FOOD!?I actually had someone say that to me one time when I had a salad for lunch.
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Feb 8, 2019 20:25
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I used to get really nice coupons for whey at GNC, I'd also get preworkout there. You know, stuff that isn't just snake oil bullshit, just some of the tein and some spazz-juice to make you go bananas for two hours. Anyway, that place wore me down emotionally because of the metric gently caress ton of obvious BS products. Brain boosters? T boosters? Weird oils? Packets of dust targeting hyper specific micronutrients likely no one has a deficiency of? Pap, extreme pap, elderberry pap through those doors, in that GNC. I bet so many people spend money on that junk, scads of terrified boys wringing their hands over a potential low T count holding back their ballsack out manliness. It's jacked up OP, very jacked up. So I've just mentally conditioned myself to see "GNC" as an abbreviation for "Gays Not Cool" and that way this mental exercise of turning them into a fictional homophobic store makes it easy for me not to use the very advantageous and excellent coupons I receive.
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Feb 8, 2019 20:30
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:
jokes on them rabbits dont eat ranch and croutons
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Feb 8, 2019 20:33
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ive started taking a pre-workout and it makes me blow my protein load all over the place!
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Feb 8, 2019 20:34
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I can't imagine working a job where most of your day is "hey man...I need...um...to clean my...um... system... you know?" Or "I need to gain"
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Feb 8, 2019 20:40
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my pre-workout consists of eating a diet appropriate for what im doing that day at the gym and also i take caffeine an hour before i arrive E: for example just now i ate half a bag of epic crunch gold fish snacks (honey bbq)
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Feb 8, 2019 20:45
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If you ever get the chance to eat a dead polar bear, make sure to scarf down its liver as it will give you all the vitamin A you will need for the rest of your life.
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Feb 8, 2019 20:58
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Lol at the op jitterin in their boots while shopping for vitamins and sundry powders
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Feb 8, 2019 21:02
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'hm, well, these vitamin pills will certainly help, but if i could show your our suppository selection i'm sure we could find something that... fits... your needs even better...'
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Feb 8, 2019 21:03
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We got free steroids
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Feb 8, 2019 21:05
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When I was in high school, I had a neighbor on the street I lived on who had invested his entire life-savings in a GNC franchise. When the shop went under, he killed his wife and kids, stacked them in the basement, and then blew his brains out on the lawn. I bought a painting of a farmhouse from their estate sale. I call it "My Portal to Hell."
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Feb 8, 2019 21:15
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My wife is convinced she needs calcium supplements because of family history. Her neurologist has her on fish oil and prenatal vitamins. Her eye doctor has her on flax seed oil. Her mom has her on biotin because it seems in their family they start losing hair fast. Fortunately I can buy all of these through Amazon, some of them through GNC directly. Also, we got some caffeine with theanine which helps her focus more than caffeine alone.
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Feb 8, 2019 21:20
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but the supplements are what's keeping my kids from getting measles
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Feb 8, 2019 21:21
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supplements are a waste of money if you want to GET BEEFY you have to EAT BEEFY
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Feb 8, 2019 21:22
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numberoneposter posted:supplements are a waste of money The key to maximum gains is to buy bovine growth hormones at the farm supply store.
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Feb 8, 2019 21:29
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it's like Big Bart Simpson always said - just have a cow, man!
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Feb 8, 2019 21:31
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GNC operates on the theory that Americans are somehow malnutritioned.
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Feb 8, 2019 21:33
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Extra Large Marge posted:GNC operates on the theory that Americans are somehow malnutritioned. They may ingest enough calories but due to garbage nutrition a lot of Americans usually are suffering from some micro nutritional deficit. A better diet is the answer to that though, not supplements, unless your body sucks and really needs additional irony in supplement form to prevent anemia or something.
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Feb 8, 2019 21:36
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Colonel Cancer posted:Or vital organs of your enemies. Hearts, livers, ballsacks, they contain all the nutrients you'll ever require! this is hosed
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Feb 8, 2019 21:46
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Hi I'm looking for a multivitamin to replace the cytostatics my doctor keeps insisting I take. Do you have anything raspberry flavored?
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unpleasantly turgid posted:this is hosed Thats just like, your opinion Dan.
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