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So I was lazy last night and I had Burger King for dinner. 2 bacon double cheeseburgers and some onion rings. The thing that has me puzzled is every time I eat BK onion rings I fart for like a day and my farts smell exactly like the onion rings. So GBS what do they put in their onion rings that creates such magic? Is it some kind of trademarked chemical? If so, can we convince them to sell it to Wendy's too? I want my ripped rear end to smell like a baked potato and chives.
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Feb 8, 2019 22:09
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i just can't wait to be king
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Feb 8, 2019 22:10
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oil
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Feb 8, 2019 22:12
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so should I tweet at BP or Citgo and thank them?
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Feb 8, 2019 22:12
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crabcakes dogg posted:i just can't wait to be king You don’t wait to be a king you seize power forcibly
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Feb 8, 2019 22:13
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That’s a lot of cholesterol op. We worry about your health.
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Feb 8, 2019 22:17
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did you skip a meal or something because 2 burgers dude DUde
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Feb 8, 2019 22:24
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Farts. They put farts in the rings.
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Feb 8, 2019 22:28
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the best part about eating fast food is the blowing-it-out-your-rear end-at-high-velocity part imho
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Feb 8, 2019 22:29
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They aren't onion rings. They are emulsified onion paste with a thick crunchy batter. That's why it sucks.
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Feb 8, 2019 22:30
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never go 2x bacon chz OP, you need to at least include something healthy from the spicy chicken group so you get all your proper nutrients
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Feb 8, 2019 22:31
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remember when GWAR did a commercial for BK? Their lead singer is dead now. Heroin overdose.
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Feb 8, 2019 22:33
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crabcakes dogg posted:did you skip a meal or something because 2 burgers dude DUde Are you aware of what site you're on? 2 is an appetizer hereabouts Hey I got an AV again. Very cool
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Feb 8, 2019 22:33
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Sponge Baathist posted:remember when GWAR did a commercial for BK? Their lead singer is dead now. Heroin overdose. 
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Feb 8, 2019 22:37
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I don’t understand why you’d voluntarily subject yourself to eating at BK, OP. Have some respect for yourself, man.
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Feb 8, 2019 22:44
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I came in here to see the op post a long screed about how he just killed a man, and now I'm disappointed
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Feb 8, 2019 22:48
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Just how fat are you op
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Feb 8, 2019 22:48
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Tom Gorman posted:never go 2x bacon chz OP, you need to at least include something healthy from the spicy chicken group so you get all your proper nutrients it's ok I smoked a Newport afterwards tobacco is a vegetable right
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Feb 8, 2019 22:48
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Buy a Bacon King burger, OP.
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Feb 8, 2019 22:48
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BK rings suck a nut, don't they do breading not batter?
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Feb 8, 2019 22:49
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You may have an intolerance to onions, can you provide more details about your flatus after you have eaten other onion dishes?
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Feb 8, 2019 22:52
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newport menthol so are you a black guy or a white girl
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Feb 8, 2019 22:54
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Mooey Cow posted:Farts. They put farts in the rings. Burger King actually recaptures their customers' onion rings farts to do this. You're eating your own farts, OP. circle_of_life.mp3 1redflag posted:I don’t understand why you’d voluntarily subject yourself to eating at BK, OP. Have some respect for yourself, man. I ate at a Whataburger for the first time today.
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Feb 8, 2019 22:54
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Oh gosh onion rings are a little to spicy for me!
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Feb 8, 2019 22:55
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crabcakes dogg posted:newport menthol so are you a black guy or a white girl i'm a mauve xir
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Feb 8, 2019 22:59
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what a quality gbs thread..top lulz.. for fucks sake
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Feb 8, 2019 23:00
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Peter Daou Bundy posted:what a quality gbs thread..top lulz.. get dunked!
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Feb 8, 2019 23:01
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Peter Daou Bundy posted:what a quality gbs thread..top lulz.. Hello PDB how are you, how have you been?
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Feb 8, 2019 23:01
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Peter Daou Bundy posted:what a quality gbs thread..top lulz.. what do your farts smell like
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Feb 8, 2019 23:02
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Docahedron posted:Hello PDB how are you, how have you been? can't complain
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Feb 8, 2019 23:03
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BK isn’t too shabby. They’ve improved over the years.
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Feb 8, 2019 23:19
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Kuato posted:BK isn’t too shabby. They’ve improved over the years. actually it's worse than it was in the 90s
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Feb 8, 2019 23:21
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snack eater posted:actually it's worse than it was in the 90s Hopefully slick goku baby doesn’t see this post. He’s got a major hardon for bk
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Feb 8, 2019 23:22
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*looks down at apple watch* drat son that is un canny *watch says peter is bitchmade* ha siri
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Feb 8, 2019 23:23
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crabcakes dogg posted:*looks down at apple watch* drat son that is un canny *watch says peter is bitchmade* ha siri classic gbs!!!
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Feb 8, 2019 23:28
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Burt Sexual posted:That’s a lot of cholesterol op. We worry about your health. Do we though?
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Feb 8, 2019 23:35
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vyst posted:Do we though? no one should I'm on a death ride I had pizza and mozzarella sticks tonight with a side of heineken
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Feb 8, 2019 23:42
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VikingSkull posted:no one should I'm on a death ride Did you dunk the sticks in the heine
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Feb 8, 2019 23:57
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Kuato posted:Hopefully slick goku baby doesn’t see this post. He’s got a major hardon for bk Go gently caress yourself
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I've noticed the same thing, and I am otherwise almost completely flatulence free. But those onion rings wreck my guts, and the farts smell exactly like stale fast food.
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