dogg, you won't believe my latest internet password. this is the one | |
# ? Feb 9, 2019 07:44 |
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for me, creating an internet account is like the Grateful Dead's shows in '73, hot magma poetry flows from my fingers, by the next day i have forgotten everything | |
# ? Feb 9, 2019 07:46 |
i come back a year later and don't remember my internet password, i email the internet tech support guy and he says "hey, btw i loved your last internet password, best password i ever saw", but he hasn't seen today's internet password, my latest and best | |
# ? Feb 9, 2019 07:49 |
we're talking about a combination of numbers, symbols and mixed-case letters that really makes you think | |
# ? Feb 9, 2019 07:54 |
they say the best writers toil in obscurity, well, | |
# ? Feb 9, 2019 08:00 |
if the new york review of books saw my internet password, they would call me "a striking new talent... the next ali baba"
free Trapt CD fucked around with this message at 08:12 on Feb 9, 2019 |
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# ? Feb 9, 2019 08:04 |
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coerce all you like, thieves. my laptop will never give up the internet password.
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# ? Feb 9, 2019 08:07 |
a hacker breaks in and steals my internet password from the web site, sells it to the highest bidder, it gets resold and passed around dozens of black market web sites for decades, years later an art historian chances upon it in a sheltered back alley internet bazaar, the only person to recognize my particular style, she brings my internet password to light, calls it "a major discovery... the missing link between 'Twitter Password' and 'Redtube Password' | |
# ? Feb 9, 2019 08:27 |
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free Trapt CD posted:a hacker breaks in and steals my internet password from the web site, sells it to the highest bidder, it gets resold and passed around dozens of black market web sites for decades, years later an art historian chances upon it in a sheltered back alley internet bazaar, the only person to recognize my particular style, she brings my internet password to light, calls it "a major discovery... the missing link between 'Twitter Password' and 'Redtube Password' |
# ? Feb 9, 2019 11:48 |
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Posting in byob is my 2FA |
# ? Feb 9, 2019 13:08 |
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get in on the ground floor of my new social media site, passR admit it, you want to see the passwords of the rich, the famous, the influencers, and you want them to see and follow your own passwords my initial investor, jeff bezos, was very enthusiastic a couple of weeks ago, altho I haven't heard from him just lately
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# ? Feb 9, 2019 15:32 |
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FutonForensic posted:
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# ? Feb 9, 2019 16:40 |
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pulling a classic bugs bunny and dressing up like an attractive girl in an attempt to coerce a laptop to give me the op's internet password
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# ? Feb 9, 2019 16:41 |
password hint : your password is the greatest movie ever made . *types Air Bud * password denied *types The Matrix 2* password denied *types Grandmas Boy* password denied *types the greatest movie ever made * *logs me into my Website* ---------------- |
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# ? Feb 9, 2019 17:45 |
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*opens a bottle of beer* "Thank you for logging in to the Something Awful forums." |
# ? Feb 9, 2019 17:52 |
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i like the classics hoot84
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# ? Feb 9, 2019 18:19 |
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City of Glompton posted:i like the classics
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# ? Feb 9, 2019 18:22 |
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I'm big into chance passwords. My latest is 4'33" of random keyboard smashing, but my timer must not be very exact because it never accepts the "confirm password" field. |
# ? Feb 9, 2019 20:11 |
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4sal3baybsh03z-worn
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# ? Feb 9, 2019 21:08 |
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My old work password was Cheeseburger1! with progressively more exclamation points with each change your password alert every 3 months until it became annoying to log into all 20 of my work systems with a trillion of these bois !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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# ? Feb 11, 2019 23:35 |
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the banksy painting getting shredded as soon as its sold except its that when you put in the beautiful password it forces you to choose a new one
https://i.imgur.com/xQxnooW.png |
# ? Feb 11, 2019 23:51 |
*squints at enter password form* "somethingawfuldotcom" ---------------- |
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# ? Feb 12, 2019 05:46 |
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I update my internet password as is due every three months in my high profile technology management job and then promptly accidentally type it into the org-wide group chat. |
# ? Feb 12, 2019 05:58 |
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Always use a super fancy high end password manager but don't forget to accidentally add your entire database to every email you send with the master password being "passwordforgotten" |
# ? Feb 12, 2019 12:33 |
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Got the password and security question fields confused so now it's officially on record that my high school mascot was y0ur_Mom. |
# ? Feb 12, 2019 17:42 |
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the north smithfield your_moms are looking like they'll be really good this year
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# ? Feb 12, 2019 17:47 |
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Manifisto posted:get in on the ground floor of my new social media site, passR tinder but without pictures, instead you swipe left and right based on if you like someones password and see if you match
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# ? Feb 13, 2019 01:08 |
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free Trapt CD posted:they say the best writers toil in obscurity, well, |
# ? Feb 13, 2019 04:05 |
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the best password is hunter2 no one will ever guess it
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# ? Feb 13, 2019 17:34 |
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pixaal posted:the best password is hunter2 no one will ever guess it hunter2hunter sounds like a 1980s action show in which a pair of mismatched people named "hunter" are partners or frienemies when it comes to solving crimes or whatnot, possibly there is an ambiguous "will they or won't they" sexual tension between them
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# ? Feb 13, 2019 17:59 |
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Manifisto posted:hunter2hunter sounds like a 1980s action show in which a pair of mismatched people named "hunter" are partners or frienemies when it comes to solving crimes or whatnot, possibly there is an ambiguous "will they or won't they" sexual tension between them Hunter x Hunter is like that except it's not at all like that. :\ |
# ? Feb 13, 2019 18:35 |
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the best password is rear end word because i eat word
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# ? Feb 13, 2019 19:39 |
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FutonForensic posted:
not real, look at that funnay monay |
# ? Feb 18, 2019 23:12 |
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Manifisto posted:hunter2hunter sounds like a 1980s action show in which a pair of mismatched people named "hunter" are partners or frienemies when it comes to solving crimes or whatnot, possibly there is an ambiguous "will they or won't they" sexual tension between them Retroactively greenlight this, then greenlight the reboot, then rewrite the script and reshoot it when thinkpieces come out decrying the movie for not dealing with the problematic nature of the 1980s show sufficiently. Then we will get a sequel.
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# ? Feb 19, 2019 07:02 |
Paperboy posted:Hunter x Hunter is like that except it's not at all like that. :\ Yeah the difference is hunter x hunter is good |
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# ? Feb 19, 2019 07:30 |
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FutonForensic posted:
that is the worst keyboard layout I have ever seen |
# ? Feb 19, 2019 09:55 |
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no sequential numbers they said, no common words they said well thats just what they want you to think
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# ? Feb 20, 2019 01:12 |
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>you Your password cannot contain any common words >you are anything but common *blush* |
# ? Feb 20, 2019 03:07 |
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whatever phrase 1password decides to generate, lets give it a few spins: " pathogen slater occupant bleary timothy gunfight gunfight stately unpin warning voiced prairie " this almost seems like one of those serial killer encoded messages. |
# ? Feb 20, 2019 03:57 |
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The sleepiest gunslinger in the west, Bleary Tim |
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