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lol you got bronchitis This poll is closed. |
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and between bouts of coughing am praying for the sweet release of death. Please remind me of the good old days before I was reduced to this hollow and pathetic shell.
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Feb 9, 2019 08:35
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have people start calling you bronco
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Feb 9, 2019 08:37
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oh thats good
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Feb 9, 2019 08:38
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christmas boots posted:and between bouts of coughing am praying for the sweet release of death. I had bronchitis in middle school and my parents made me go to school and I was just heaving up phlegm into a trashcan by my desk in the middle of classes. It sucked an extremely large nut.
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Feb 9, 2019 09:35
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what color is your ejecta? i am a doctor.
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Feb 9, 2019 09:40
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I had bronchitis during the month of July a few years ago while working at a call center with non-stop calls coming in. I burned through all my sick time during the first few days of it, and so I had to work so I wouldn't get fired and lose my health insurance that I needed to pay for being sick. Customers could tell from my voice that I was not well. America  Also, those weird cough suppressant "pearls" suck.
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Feb 9, 2019 09:44
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Mostly a yellow-green. At one point, early on when I thought it was just a cold I was only taking Tylenol for the aches and then after a very length coughing fit there was some red and the next day my throat was really sore. But that hasn’t happened again and I’ve added some Mucinex to my diet.
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Feb 9, 2019 09:44
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During the day I’m actually feeling 60-70% better than I was, but at night I drop back down again
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Feb 9, 2019 09:46
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Gross op
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Feb 9, 2019 10:49
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No check box, but goku, rated a 2.
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Feb 9, 2019 10:54
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Bloodplay it again fucked around with this message at 11:08 on Feb 9, 2019 |
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Feb 9, 2019 11:05
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american academy of pediatrics gaming monthly gave this game 10/10
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Feb 9, 2019 11:55
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smoke lots of weed op
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Feb 9, 2019 11:58
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Try elderberry, they used it in medieval times as a cough suppressant. Learned that from google.
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Feb 9, 2019 12:17
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noone even posted aint no body got time for that gently caress you all
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Feb 9, 2019 13:01
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Nonviolent J posted:noone even posted aint no body got time for that gently caress you all I came here to do that exact thing but thanks for ruining it on me, rear end in a top hat. 
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Feb 9, 2019 13:03
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I had a bronchial infection a few years ago that lasted like five months. I had to keep explaining to my coworkers that no it wasn't contagious, I just happened to sound like I was dying for a very long time. And the girl at the desk next to mine was pregnant so she kept giving me these really worried/irritated looks but there wasn't anything I could do except muffle my coughing and be like "I'M SO SOOORRRYYYYY" It sucked a lot, hope you don't have it for five months lol Hometown Slime Queen fucked around with this message at 12:30 on Feb 10, 2019 |
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Feb 9, 2019 13:23
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Are you sure it's not just lung herpes op?
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Feb 9, 2019 15:46
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if you boil your own piss and breathe it in before bedtime the ammonia will kill off the bronchiites that cause this disease but, because the piss came from your own body, your own cells will recognise it as your own and they won't be affected so after the bronchiites all die your lungs will be healthy and happy.
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Feb 9, 2019 16:22
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Is that like a dinosaur or something? You should probably give it to a museum or a zoo or something I don't know how the gently caress am I supposed to know what the gently caress you're supposed to do with your stupid loving dinosaur you dummy? Come in here bragging about how "Oh hey I just 'FOUND' (yeah right) this dinosaur can you guys believe THAT!" acting like you're the big man now? Well so what? Like we all haven't seen dinosaurs before?
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Feb 9, 2019 16:30
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More like bitchitis cause all you to is bitch you lil pissbaby
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Feb 9, 2019 16:33
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Nooner posted:More like bitchitis cause all you to is bitch you lil pissbaby This is a rude thing to say, nooner
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Feb 9, 2019 16:42
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Putty posted:This is a rude thing to say, nooner Heh yeah fite me about it (8<
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Feb 9, 2019 16:46
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I'm just saying that if I HAD A DINOSAUR I WOULD AT LEAST POST PICTURES OF IT FOR OTHERS AND NOT BE A COMPLETE JACK-HOLE
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Feb 9, 2019 16:46
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Nooner posted:Heh yeah fite me about it (8< Ok. *Draws sword*
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Feb 9, 2019 16:51
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Putty posted:Ok. *Draws sword* *jumps on a star* Your move tough guy 
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Feb 9, 2019 16:53
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Nooner posted:*jumps on a star* Noclip
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Feb 9, 2019 17:01
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You got bitch lungs, son!
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Feb 9, 2019 17:05
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Ugh made it through the night. My cat was very concerned and stayed with me the whole night which was cute.BaconCopter posted:No check box, but goku, rated a 2. Vote it a 1 like I did you coward Call Your Grandma posted:if you boil your own piss and breathe it in before bedtime the ammonia will kill off the bronchiites that cause this disease but, because the piss came from your own body, your own cells will recognise it as your own and they won't be affected so after the bronchiites all die your lungs will be healthy and happy. Gonna pee in my humidifier tonight and see if that helps
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Feb 9, 2019 19:03
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Big Beef City posted:I'm just saying that if I HAD A DINOSAUR I WOULD AT LEAST POST PICTURES OF IT FOR OTHERS AND NOT BE A COMPLETE JACK-HOLE 
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Feb 9, 2019 19:05
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Your life before bronchitis is a delusion you cling to to make existence bearable. It never happened. You have always had bronchitis and you always will and death will never come.
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Feb 9, 2019 19:09
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Oh bronchitis? Call me when you've had pneumonia and lived to tell the tale.
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Feb 9, 2019 19:13
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I had bronchitis at the start of the year and it was miserable. I felt super weak and was coughing up globs of lung butter constantly, and my health insurance hadn’t kicked in so no antibiotics for me. Took like two weeks to go away.
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Feb 9, 2019 21:01
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Congratulations! 
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Feb 9, 2019 21:01
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Congrats! Now you'll be more susceptible to getting bronchitis in the future and every time you get a respiratory infection from now on, you'll be sent into a panic when you feel that twinge in your chest.
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Feb 9, 2019 21:04
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I told you not to go outside with wet hair, sweetie
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Feb 9, 2019 21:07
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HEH
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Feb 9, 2019 21:14
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Goddamn amateurs try to use their trachea instead of the esophagus. And when I suggest and offer to fund schools teaching proper deepthroating technique the police come knocking. Ain't easy out there for a philanthropist.
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Feb 9, 2019 21:22
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bradzilla posted:Oh bronchitis? Call me when you've had pneumonia and lived to tell the tale. Oh pneumonia one time, try pneumonia 3 times. It's great when your lungs are hella scarred and hurt if you so much as inhale a little smoke or something.
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Feb 9, 2019 23:15
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OP is such a fuckin baby. Come back when you have pneumonia and then you might have a reason to bitch.
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