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lol you got bronchitis
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christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

Infidel Castro posted:

OP is such a fuckin baby. Come back when you have pneumonia and then you might have a reason to bitch.

Theres an option on the poll for that

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esperterra
Mar 24, 2010

SHINee's back




Drive-Thru Salad Bar posted:

smoke lots of weed op

Shaddak
Nov 13, 2011

Did you at least get some sweet-rear end perscription cough syrup?

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost
I once had bronchitis, but I cured it by marching around in subzero weather for hours on end in the woods. It's possible that constantly breathing in frosty air killed the germs that were choking my lungs.

Anyway, it sucked for the four days I had it. Good luck.

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




Zeroisanumber posted:

I once had bronchitis, but I cured it by marching around in subzero weather for hours on end in the woods. It's possible that constantly breathing in frosty air killed the germs that were choking my lungs.

Anyway, it sucked for the four days I had it. Good luck.

That's... not how any of this works.

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


Get that lean op

Lamebot
Sep 8, 2005

ロボ顔菌~♡
I once had pleurisy, an inflammation of the pleural lining of your lungs. I think that sucks as much as bronchitis. It hurts to breathe for about a week.

strange feelings re Daisy
Aug 2, 2000

Tellaris posted:

Oh pneumonia one time, try pneumonia 3 times. It's great when your lungs are hella scarred and hurt if you so much as inhale a little smoke or something.
Jesus Christ. Do you have an immune disorder or are you just extremely unlucky?

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT
stupid bitch baby op still posting from the living world

weak

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
i've now got a chest infection and i'm blaming the op

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT
Authorities are still on the lookout for the SomethingAwful forums user 'christmas boots': patient zero for a mysterious illness that scientists are now calling 'shitposting'

Tellaris
Dec 23, 2005


Cat On Rope Entertainment: Random comments since 2004

strange feelings re Daisy posted:

Jesus Christ. Do you have an immune disorder or are you just extremely unlucky?

Working with the public in the out of doors in terrible weather conditions. Also TERRIBLE dust allergies that cause my lungs to get real juicy, which is prime pneumonia breeding ground.

Sekenr
Dec 12, 2013




You should take up smoking to soothe those lungs with all-natural herbal smoke according to ancient recipe.

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
It's annoying how in Crocodile Dundee 2 they never follow up on whether the cocaine steam helped the guy or not.

Groke
Jul 27, 2007
New Adventures In Mom Strength
You might be able to get some of the good prescription cough medicine?

Nonviolent J
Jul 20, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Soiled Meat
you only get chest infections from sucking infected cock and deepthroating it so wrong it infects yo lungs

Nonviolent J
Jul 20, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Soiled Meat

Zeroisanumber posted:

I once had bronchitis, but I cured it by marching around in subzero weather for hours on end in the woods. It's possible that constantly breathing in frosty air killed the germs that were choking my lungs.

Anyway, it sucked for the four days I had it. Good luck.

you had the common cold, idiot

and trudging around winterhold doesnt count

Nonviolent J
Jul 20, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Soiled Meat

Icochet posted:

It's annoying how in Crocodile Dundee 2 they never follow up on whether the cocaine steam helped the guy or not.

nice gorilla.exe dos sun, make sure to angle the banana straight into your rear end

use wind direction for increased velocity

Nonviolent J
Jul 20, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Soiled Meat
gently caress you Putty

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Nonviolent J
Jul 20, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
Soiled Meat
terrance and philip - uncle fukka.mp3 kazaa exclusive

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer

Nonviolent J posted:

nice gorilla.exe dos sun, make sure to angle the banana straight into your rear end

use wind direction for increased velocity

It's anime, idiot

Senior Management
Jul 3, 2011



Congratulations on your blessing from the Rot Father! When I was a young lad I really enjoyed bronchitis. It was a lot of sympathy for little acute physical pain. It was a good time. Shame about having to be a work now a days.

JebanyPedal posted:


It sucked an extremely large nut.

Is this good or bad?

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



just took my codeine i was prescribed for bronchitis

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christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider
I’m ok now if anyone was wondering

(Lingering cough but I was told that would hang around for a while)

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