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Hello my pious Breatheren, We have a religion, it is true, of Costco and the deliverance of the $1.50 hot dog and UNLIMITED REFILL pop, may PBUC...but have you heard of, one, Trader Joe? His prophecies also bring much bountiful blessing to your life if you should go and seek it. I have enjoyed a harvest such as...  Not as spicy as you would think, it actually has great flavor and a low heat that builds up the more you eat it. An excellent accompaniment to any sandwich and party event.   An excellent, delicious, truly crisp and flavorful meal courtesy of Joe's cousin, Trader Ming, an Asian Brother from another Mother. In 10 minutes I had a really good easily prepared meal. The Fried Rice was also fluffy and light.  A very good sweet treat with right size and portion after your meal. It is my hope our two religions may peacefully co-exist but this is a good path to discuss. There is much Trader Joe's offers.
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who is trader joe
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Feb 11, 2019 04:27
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I went to a Trader Joe's but they wouldn't let me trade anything. Was false advertising IMO.
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Feb 11, 2019 04:28
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I also went to a Whole Food's and they had a bunch of fruit and vegetables that had been cut up and the meat had been butchered. Like, I thought the food was gonna be whole?
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Feb 11, 2019 04:29
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jimmyjams posted:who is trader joe A Nazi who was sent into the jungles of Africa searching for the ancient human civilization of Thule. He emerged a decade later to find that the war had ended and established himself as a local trader in goods before stumbling upon a wealthy and eccentric young German tourist whose identity and fortune he stole, going on to become a successful businessman in postwar Berlin
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Feb 11, 2019 04:30
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Being a homeless person outside of trader joes is the top caste of homeless people
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Feb 11, 2019 04:31
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Hmm the orange chicken is pretty good. So is the Everything But The.... seasoning. On the other hand, PBUTJ doesn't roll off the tongue. Gotta workshop.
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Feb 11, 2019 04:32
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Trader Joe’s has the most dominant mini peanut butter cups in all the land. I will destroy all who dare challenge my wisdom.
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Feb 11, 2019 04:35
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Flared Basic Bitch posted:Trader Joe’s has the most dominant mini peanut butter cups in all the land. I will destroy all who dare challenge my wisdom. Those mint filled dark chocolates are pretty good too.
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Feb 11, 2019 04:37
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Those pre made brownies were like $12, right?
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Feb 11, 2019 04:37
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Burt Sexual posted:Those pre made brownies were like $12, right? A brownie for $12? That poo poo better have some weed in it.
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Feb 11, 2019 04:38
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Burt Sexual posted:Those pre made brownies were like $12, right? $4 I think but I dont look at the price when I shop, lmao! It all seemed reasonable.
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Feb 11, 2019 04:39
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Gatts posted:$4 I think but I dont look at the price when I shop, lmao! I knew it! Pre cut Brownie privilege itt 
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Feb 11, 2019 04:48
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I love me some Trader Joe's. The orange chicken you posted is delicious! My favorites:  My all time favorite microwave meal.  Everything Pretzel Slims. Yum.  Always have a tub of these in the fridge. Their fresh pre-made section is rad too. I like the ground turkey stuffed peppers, spring rolls, crunchy slaw salad...
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Feb 11, 2019 04:54
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My neighborhood is not good enough to have a trader joe’s. This thread will never be as good as the Costco thread. All you traitor jackasses can go gently caress yourselves.
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Feb 11, 2019 04:54
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Is it racist that Trader Joe’s gives all its ethnic products funny stereotype Trader names. I often wonder about this
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Feb 11, 2019 04:57
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their dill pickles own the whole ones not the spears or whatever i havent tried those
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Feb 11, 2019 05:11
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UltraRed posted:This thread will never be as good as the Costco thread. All you traitor jackasses can go gently caress yourselves. Came to post this.
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Feb 11, 2019 05:12
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Oh poo poo I forgot about their garlic naan. That poo poo is like crack holy lord
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Feb 11, 2019 05:13
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:I also went to a Whole Food's and they had a bunch of fruit and vegetables that had been cut up and the meat had been butchered. Like, I thought the food was gonna be whole? Go make a Whole Foods thread this is about Trader Joe’s!
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Feb 11, 2019 05:16
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 These will change your life.
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Feb 11, 2019 05:18
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Those seasonal Thanksgiving chips are pretty good. I mean, not as good as actual Thanksgiving dinner, but a good warm up during the days until the main event.
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Feb 11, 2019 05:32
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Their ginger snaps and ginger brew are absolutely sick, also that chocolate chip cookie dough with rum.
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Feb 11, 2019 05:40
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I've been mad at trader Joe's since they discontinued the last good potato chip on the market, the most perfect snack food, the blue bag of Hawaiian style, whole potato, kettle fried chip with only salt. The products that replaced it are all reconstituted potato crap that have a color and flavor akin to lays or Pringles, and they're all more expensive. The worst part is they continue to stock the same type of chip but with flavors on it. Give me back my perfect potato chip!
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Feb 11, 2019 06:01
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They have an entire aisle filled with dad food that's reasonably priced. Be still, my beating heart
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Feb 11, 2019 06:01
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Merchant Philips
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Feb 11, 2019 06:05
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Their bananas are still the best and cheapest in all the land. I don't know how they do it.
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Feb 11, 2019 06:20
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UltraRed posted:My neighborhood is not good enough to have a trader joe’s. This thread will never be as good as the Costco thread. All you traitor jackasses can go gently caress yourselves. TheReverend posted:Came to post this. Traitor Joe's.
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Feb 11, 2019 06:40
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kazr posted:They have an entire aisle filled with dad food that's reasonably priced. Be still, my beating heart which aisle is this?
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Feb 11, 2019 06:40
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Socks4Hands posted:which aisle is this? TJ is seriously like the cheapest place to buy alcohol ever, well, besides Costco if you need a 4L handle of vodka.
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Feb 11, 2019 07:05
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spinst posted:I love me some Trader Joe's. The orange chicken you posted is delicious!  I find the quality of TJ's frozen chicken including their orange chicken to be kinda iffy. Their orange chicken used to be really good like 6+ years ago but everytime I've had it recently, it's been poo poo and weirdly gristly or w/e and kind of offputting. I don't eat it anymore but the box of orange chicken at costco seemed much better quality. Potstickers are still good. Trader Joe's frozen pizzas are legit some of the best frozen pizzas. The margarita pizza is great as is the one with red peppers and pearl onions. I really like the bambino pizzas for late night  snack, the sauce on it is pretty darn good. They used to carry a deep dish pepperoni but that's been gone for a few years now, rip.The frozen Mac and Cheese is still top tier despite how easy mac and cheese is to make but it's a good cheap price so w/e for a lazy dinner. I think the hatch green chile one is a dumb gimmick though, it doesn't really add anything except cost. The "reduced fat/less guilt" is a joke tho because it's literally just half the portion at still 70% of the cost lol The TJ Greek yogurt is also really good like passionfruit-guava and the citrus medly. I like the strawberry icelandic yogurt. The big container of just plain yogurt is really good and has minimal sugar which is hard to find at a grocery store for whatever reason. There's actually too many good and cheap products to even think about Xaris fucked around with this message at 07:19 on Feb 11, 2019 |
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Feb 11, 2019 07:12
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Gonna give a heavy recommendation to the frozen Chimichurri Rice. That poo poo is delicious. I should go to them more often, but the one nearest me is just fat enough away from me and everywhere else I buy food that I rarely go.
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Feb 11, 2019 07:30
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i get the peanut butter dog treats for my pup, he enjoys them.
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Feb 11, 2019 07:41
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i went inside a trader joes once when i was drunk and was so fantastically disappointed i completely destroyed one of their toilet stalls for the sexual thrill
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Feb 11, 2019 07:43
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I've liked things from Trader Joe's, but I've learned not to really like things from there, because every time I really like something, it gets discontinued. Every single time.
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Feb 11, 2019 07:48
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i like aldis because everything there is cheap and you feel like a bigshot when you pay ten cents for real genuwine paper bags and almost every single cashier there puts out aldis forever
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Feb 11, 2019 07:50
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The chocolate covered peanut butter filled pretzels are nuts, and they don’t discontinue them thank god
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Feb 11, 2019 07:51
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one time i saw a lady open her purse up at the checkout line in aldis and a couple of roaches scampered ouf aldis rules
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Feb 11, 2019 07:51
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hell yeah you can buy gas inside the Aldi's store. knock twice and kick once at the milk cooler and chuggs will hook your white rear end up aldi's: stop my rear end is on fire
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Feb 11, 2019 07:54
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aldi's was founded by arby's older brother who flunked out of meat school but was definitely one of those kids that sold bootleg candy in the 3rd grade aldi's: i AM the manager
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Feb 11, 2019 07:57
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