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Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Noblesse Obliged posted:

To be fair Ben Kingsley may have been born one England but he's not a WASP so at least its technically not white washing

Yeah I mean his actual name is Krishna Pandit Bhanji so

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Randarkman
Jul 18, 2011

Ben Kingsley is like jewish-indian-welsh or something like that. He can play pretty much any ethnicity, and probably has.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
His mom is an Indian who was born in Kenya

He's played Gandhi

Randarkman
Jul 18, 2011

Moridin920 posted:

His mom is an Indian who was born in Kenya

He's played Gandhi

I mean who doesn't know that? It's a great movie.

KiteAuraan
Aug 5, 2014

JER GEDDA FERDA RADDA ARA!


Noblesse Obliged posted:

To be fair Ben Kingsley may have been born one England but he's not a WASP so at least its technically not white washing

Born: Krishna Pandit Bhanji.

Checks out.

Edit: Beaten like a Gujarati in British India by a British man.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

KiteAuraan posted:

Born: Krishna Pandit Bhanji.

Checks out.

Be careful, you can get probated for this

KiteAuraan
Aug 5, 2014

JER GEDDA FERDA RADDA ARA!


Maybe Disney didn't want to remind people of that time he played Not-Jafar in that Prince of Persia movie they made.

Which I just remembered existed and explained the memory I had of "Ben Kingsley playing Jafar" being a thing.

Mr. Merdle
Oct 17, 2007

THE GREAT MANBABY SUCCESSOR

bring back old gbs posted:

no major studio has ever had a film flop because the effects were bad so everybody cuts the FX budget a bit more and a bit more, add in more shots to complete in less time with even less money than before, now cut into that same budget to pay for a 3d conversion, etc.

the cynic in me says they probably research it and if the movie is hyped enough they know no amount of FX cutting will make it a failure so they go nuts to see what they can really get away with. People say Black Panther looked like video game cutscenes at best and it made bank. nobody cares apparently

I guess the irony here is isn't that what we want? like a lot of us goons have been harping for years about crappy films with great CGI budgets that succeed despite being utterly mediocre everywhere else. I guess this is The logical conclusion.

r u ready to WALK
Sep 29, 2001

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=unoewKuD9No

Pug Rodeo
Feb 20, 2007

BRING IT ON BRING IT ON YEAH


I’m sure it’s already been said, but this truly does look like they outsourced production to Bang Bros. The whole thing looks like a bad porn parody.

Grape
Nov 16, 2017

Happily shilling for China!

Moridin920 posted:

Danny Pudi - Aladdin
Karen David - Jasmin
Arjun Gupta - Genie
Ben Kingsley - Jafar
Dalip Singh - Razoul
Erick Avari - Sultan
Parvesh Cheena - Peddler

There you go Disney you dumbos

Are you doing some confused thing where you think the actors need to have ancestry from the right part of the wold.... and then picked the wrong part of the world?

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





New lion king should just be the broadway version imo

superjew
Sep 5, 2007

No fair! You changed the outcome by measuring it!
Like is Gottfried even gonna be in it? Are they going to superimpose his face on a loving bird?

Relayer
Sep 18, 2002
the genie should have been played by artie lange is the problem

KiteAuraan
Aug 5, 2014

JER GEDDA FERDA RADDA ARA!


I am hearing that Iago doesn't even talk this time around. Which, like, what da fuq?

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

"Naomi Scott is a British actress and singer. She is known for starring as Kimberly Hart, the Pink Ranger, in the 2017 Power Rangers movie and co-starring as Maddy Shannon in the science-fiction drama series Terra Nova"

Is saying Naomi Scott is not known for anything too real?

Alien Sex Manual
Dec 14, 2010

is not a sandwich

KiteAuraan posted:

I am hearing that Iago doesn't even talk this time around. Which, like, what da fuq?

Ok Will Smith as Genie makes me laugh, but this...this is criminal.

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

George H.W. oval office posted:

New lion king should just be the broadway version imo
yeah keep giving julie taymor money lmao she my boo thang

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

KiteAuraan posted:

I am hearing that Iago doesn't even talk this time around. Which, like, what da fuq?

Iagoin crazy over here!

a peck of pickled peckers
Aug 3, 2014

I am your Redeemer! It is by my hand that you arise from the ashes of this world!

Danny Devito should play the tiger/man cheetah.

underthecube
Dec 5, 2018
remember when adults used to be really into pixar

ecks vs sever fanfic
Jun 8, 2007

Don't put a lobster on a plate, he'll use his magnet to escape.
It would be interesting to see how they make Jafar a genie and a talking giant cobra at the end. Wait, I already know the answer to this.

Alan 00X
Dec 15, 2017
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honestly I think the greatest sin is that it looks pale and dull as poo poo, not so much the genie

b-minus1
Jul 24, 2008

She's a maniac, maniac
on the floor
And she's dancing like she's never danced before

Pissed Ape Sexist
Apr 19, 2008

SilvergunSuperman posted:

"Naomi Scott is a British actress and singer. She is known for starring as Kimberly Hart, the Pink Ranger, in the 2017 Power Rangers movie and co-starring as Maddy Shannon in the science-fiction drama series Terra Nova"

Is saying Naomi Scott is not known for anything too real?

She's ethnically half Indian and frankly none of the stars apart from Will Smith cost anything to hire. This eliminates significant monetary and PR risk because they work for pennies and sidestep the common problem of whitewashing as well as filling out the cast with diversity that's marketable. If you look at who's starring and where they're 'from' (family/ethnicity wise-- it's a loaded term but you know what I mean), it's equal representation along the spice road: Tunisia, Turkey, Iran, India, etc. The dude who plays Aladdin was literally born in Cairo. It's a tri-market strategic penetration (heh) film with a US base that will at VERY least make a decent profit domestically while simultaneously being marketed throughout the middle east and India. The Marvel universe tried the same strategy with China with the Iron Man property and it paid off huge. Godzilla is meh but sells both here and in Japan to turn a tidy profit. The story is globally known even without the old animated version and Disney is tailoring it to everywhere it'll possibly work with a hefty marketing and localization budget behind it (which they can afford by having cheap stars, generic costumes, CGI enhanced setpieces, etc.). Big-budget entertainment is increasingly having a global, long-term, lowest-common-denominator focus. Support indie films and masturbate as much as possible instead of paying big studios, kids

:gary:

Pissed Ape Sexist fucked around with this message at 22:59 on Feb 12, 2019

ALFbrot
Apr 17, 2002

Grape posted:

Are you doing some confused thing where you think the actors need to have ancestry from the right part of the wold.... and then picked the wrong part of the world?

his methodology is "if it's brown, write it down"

Ka0
Sep 16, 2002

:siren: :siren: :siren:
AS A PROUD GAMERGATER THE ONLY THING I HATE MORE THAN WOMEN ARE GAYS AND TRANS PEOPLE
:siren: :siren: :siren:
lol you guys are arguing about Hollywood casting choices.

abigserve
Sep 13, 2009

this is a better avatar than what I had before
I wonder if the market for these movies is people who saw the originals as kids and unironically now think themselves too mature for animation

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

i think the genie looks good

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

Nefarious 2.0 posted:

i think the genie looks good

Did you mistakenly YouTube search "I Dream of Jeannie", hit television series from 1965 to 1970, starring Barbara Eden by mistake, perhaps?

Toughy
Nov 29, 2004

KAVODEL! KAVODEL!

The worst part of all these re-makes are the original content providers writers/composers are not getting paid at all for their work. For using the same exact songs or lines.

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

Big Beef City posted:

Did you mistakenly YouTube search "I Dream of Jeannie", hit television series from 1965 to 1970, starring Barbara Eden by mistake, perhaps?

oops yeah that's what i did

Toughy posted:

The worst part of all these re-makes are the original content providers writers/composers are not getting paid at all for their work. For using the same exact songs or lines.

good no one should be paid for show tunes

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Toughy posted:

The worst part of all these re-makes are the original content providers writers/composers are not getting paid at all for their work. For using the same exact songs or lines.

The original writers were just ripping off 1001 Arabian nights, screw em. sucks about the composers though

superjew
Sep 5, 2007

No fair! You changed the outcome by measuring it!
Prince Ali, mighty is he, Ali Ababwa, Ha-ha ha-ha!

Tiberius Christ
Mar 4, 2009

Wiggity wiggity prince ali

jimmyjams
Jan 10, 2001


King Kong of Megadongs
Gobblin' them mega schlongs
Makin' sure they mega long
Stroke' 'em if they mega strong
why do they call it "live action" when its gonna be like 90% fake cg

Do it ironically
Jul 13, 2010

by Pragmatica

jimmyjams posted:

why do they call it "live action" when its gonna be like 90% fake cg

So they don’t have to pay money to the original people who wrote the screenplays/songs, look it up

Salty Josh
Jul 13, 2016

Sometimes there's so much beauty in the world, I feel like I can't take it, and my heart is just going to cave in.
Nap Ghost
10 bucks says this movie is so bad Will Smith receives death threats

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Grape posted:

Are you doing some confused thing where you think the actors need to have ancestry from the right part of the wold.... and then picked the wrong part of the world?

Uh no I picked actors that would be best for those roles

Weirdo

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Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe

abigserve posted:

I wonder if the market for these movies is people who saw the originals as kids and unironically now think themselves too mature for animation

They're for people who watched the originals and have kids now, so they take their kids to the re-make. Afterwards they think "well that was pretty bad but at least we got out of the house on a rainy day".

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