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hello i am at work. it has been an okay day thus far. good luck work crew. |
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I am unemployed, but today I did something towards getting a job, but it is a job I don't really want, but I got to keep up my momentum.
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Feb 11, 2019 16:36
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i too am at work! it's a new job with an office and a new computer i'm a supervisor so i can sit in my office and chill sometimes i've always phone posted via the awful app, and this is my first time using an actual computer to access byob. it's amazing!
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Feb 11, 2019 17:00
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i have to sneak and post on byob when i'm at work shhhhhhh |
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Feb 11, 2019 18:21
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work crew reporting in took a big dookie in the toilet to get one over on The Man. then i remembered The Man doesn't clean the bathrooms so i flushed. used the air dryer instead of paper towels though, so i left that door handle nice n wet
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Feb 11, 2019 18:43
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lol. Nice |
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Feb 11, 2019 19:24
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FutonForensic posted:work crew reporting in going to force myself to poop so i can throw my support behind this movement, kind of like the "i'm spartacus" scene but with pooping
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Feb 11, 2019 20:37
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isn't there an official work crew should we rebrand to "werk crew"
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Feb 11, 2019 21:10
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vanisher posted:isn't there an official work crew should we rebrand to "werk crew" we definitely are werk crüe
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Feb 11, 2019 21:15
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also i am self employed and my boss is telling me to get back to the salt mines
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Feb 11, 2019 21:15
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Feb 11, 2019 21:30
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Feb 11, 2019 21:33
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D: i am allergic to anything that has the german word for work in it for reasons.
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Feb 11, 2019 21:38
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I'm comfortable enough with my heterosexuality that I can say "man shaft" in the work crew thread
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Feb 11, 2019 21:42
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man shaft reporting in at home now. took a big dookie while screaming in the middle of my living room to get one over on The Man. then realized I was home, and had a Bad Boys 2 "poo poo just got real" epiphany where I thought maybe i was The Man, but then my SO said i was being a child, so who knows. hands still wet
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Feb 11, 2019 22:17
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opioid agonist posted:
introduce your underlings to byob |
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Feb 11, 2019 22:33
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so pooping in rooms that aren't bathrooms is extremely byob now
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Feb 11, 2019 22:43
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Luvcow posted:so pooping in rooms that aren't bathrooms is extremely byob now there are bathrooms without bathtubs. If a bath is getting clean, and some "bathrooms" have sinks, doesn't that make every room with a sink a "bath room"? Also a restroom doesn't have a bed. Doesn't that make every room without a bed a restroom?
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Feb 11, 2019 22:55
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vanisher posted:there are bathrooms without bathtubs. well drat... really makes you think
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Feb 11, 2019 23:06
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it is monday and I work in an office
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Feb 11, 2019 23:23
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word... me too
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Feb 11, 2019 23:44
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work complaint : they keep using air spray in the bathroom and it gives me a headache
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Feb 11, 2019 23:45
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mannschaft reporting in, today the gods/assistant managers have answered my prayers and given me the day off to charge my j/o crystals 
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Feb 12, 2019 00:16
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One of the nice things about being a computer janitor is I can just goof off and post all day and who's going to stop me |
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Feb 12, 2019 00:36
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i spent three hours bussing to work this morning in the PNW snowmageddon, only to work 5 hours, and spend 2 hours bussing home. as i was leaving i pre-emptively called out tomorrow, because refreshing the transit alerts page to see if your bus is late or canceled for 45 minutes in the freezing ain't worth working a half-day but i got contacted for contract work at a previous company recently because they can't get anyone to touch my programming (which is fully commented and intuitive, wasn't sloppy work) so i guess i'll just do that tomorrow given the power doesnt go out |
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Feb 12, 2019 01:06
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I work from home, am salaried, and usually respond to Slack messages even if I'm technically off for the day so in a way, I'm never not posting from work. |
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Feb 12, 2019 02:13
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google THIS posted:I work from home, am salaried, and usually respond to Slack messages even if I'm technically off for the day so in a way, I'm never not posting from work. reading the job threads in sh/sc has taught me that this is generally a bad idea 
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Feb 12, 2019 04:14
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Happy working friends! |
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Feb 12, 2019 04:30
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I took the day off so that I could have a 4-day weekend. Solid decision. Will do again in July. |
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Feb 12, 2019 05:50
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google THIS posted:I work from home, am salaried, and usually respond to Slack messages even if I'm technically off for the day so in a way, I'm never not posting from work. does this mean you are also high at work
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Feb 12, 2019 09:00
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hamjobs posted:does this mean you are also high at work I’m jacked up on caffeine, but that’s about it. Standing waiting for Starbucks to open at 6:00am. Walk in and order an americano. She offers and asks me if I want to try 9000 different drinks. NO! I ordered a gold blend americano because I want s gold blend americano!!!! Be gone!
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Feb 12, 2019 10:14
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I work in a student library. I did a particularly noisome fart just now which, right on cue, attracted a student. But he stood there gamely through the eye-watering stench not mentioning it as he asked how to use the printer. Who says young people today don't have fortitude. |
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Feb 12, 2019 10:46
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hamjobs posted:does this mean you are also high at work |
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Feb 12, 2019 11:41
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High and work are two words that belong together |
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Feb 12, 2019 12:16
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every manhunter knows that all you need to call a young person into the killing zone is a noisome fart, it's so easy i'm not sure you can still call them "the most dangerous game"
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Feb 12, 2019 13:23
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*nods from across the room, holding a cup of coffee*
DISCLAIMER: THIS POST DOES NOT PROVIDE MEDICAL ADVICE |
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Feb 12, 2019 14:51
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it took me 2 hours to drive to manshaft today wow weather is really something
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Feb 12, 2019 14:52
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Starshark posted:I work in a student library. I did a particularly noisome fart just now which, right on cue, attracted a student. But he stood there gamely through the eye-watering stench not mentioning it as he asked how to use the printer. Who says young people today don't have fortitude. This brought a tear to my eye **opens window, screams loudly at no one in particular** https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4 |
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Feb 12, 2019 15:17
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FutonForensic posted:hands still wet you've inspired me. today at work i will go out of my way to wethand some surfaces and maybe even ppl!!!! got any tips or already established tricks?
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opioid agonist posted:you've inspired me. today at work i will go out of my way to wethand some surfaces and maybe even ppl!!!! got any tips or already established tricks? do not stop at hands. when (or if) you wash them, press up against the sink counter that's always covered in wet. get that line of water across your groin so everyone thinks you piss laterally. lateral pisser. lateral thinker. welcome that payraise.
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