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i did a work

# ¿ Feb 13, 2019 05:47

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# ¿ Apr 30, 2024 23:52

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it was a day, in which work was done", i said workingly, to the wrokrs at the bar after work

# ¿ Feb 13, 2019 05:47

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JebanyPedal posted:

How many work units did you work friend.

over half of the units available!

I was so tired, I slept like a human!

# ¿ Feb 13, 2019 14:23

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Third Eye posted:

At work til 7:00am wassup workers

up at 430 to work at 7am wassup :coffeepal:

# ¿ Feb 19, 2019 11:38

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this is the work square

touch the work square if you are working

# ¿ Feb 19, 2019 14:10

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*touching*

# ¿ Feb 19, 2019 14:10

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thx u pixaal for uniting the workers :love:

# ¿ Feb 20, 2019 14:45

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*licks the finger* BLEHH!

I'm glad I don't work there

# ¿ Feb 20, 2019 14:55

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doing a carpool today because a) weather bad and b) bus takes long. not going to make a joke about hopimg my swim trunks still fit because a) work crew is srs crew for srs worker and b) of course they will, i am fit to work

also; does anyone else count their commute time as work? because I totally do because it is time spent for work

# ¿ Feb 21, 2019 14:26

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glowing-fish posted:

Can I be part of the work crew if I have a volunteer job, or am looking for work?

I sent an e-Mail today about inquiring for a job.

you are already part of the work crew, comrade. workin' on gettin' work is workin'!

# ¿ Feb 22, 2019 17:39

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No, it's just the hairs

# ¿ Feb 22, 2019 20:01

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blaise rascal posted:

I know this is from a page or two back but that person who thinks driving time counts as work time should probably give up that theory

Or just be sure not to mention it to any coworkers

lol, how does the boot taste?

but srsly, to be clear : if you work 8 hrs for x dollars/hr., and it takes you an hour to get there and an hour to get home, you have spent 10 hrs. in the pursuit of work and should multiply 8 by x dollars and then divide it by 10 to understand your actual compensation for your time. i'm not implying that one should request extra compensation for their commute time, just saying that I certainly wouldn't be on a bus at 7am on a Wednesday, for instance, for any reason other than work.

also, I didn't ask for any advice on the topic and don't appreciate the tone of your comment, comrade. What I asked was if anyone else counted their commute time as work.

# ¿ Feb 23, 2019 08:37

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blaise rascal posted:

Appreciate my tone or don’t, but I have known someone get into trouble for misrepresenting his working hours, and it wasn’t pretty. I don’t see why it’s so bad for me to try to help prevent someone else from making the same mistake.

All right, but I didn't say anything about asking for extra compensation for the commute. As this was your concern, I wish you had explained it in your first post. The vagueness of your response left the door open to interpretation, while your off-hand manner came off as aloof and condescending in my opinion. So that's why I didn't like your tone: it seemed to me you were just saying, "no this is dumb and you are dumb" and did not feel chill, to me. Thank you for elaborating on what your concerns were, I totally see what you meant now.

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Certainly if you have a long or difficult commute then that should factor that into how much you value a job. I don’t see how anyone could argue with that

thank u, comrade

pixaal posted:

For salary calculations yes include it in your mental math.

thank u, comrade, this is what I was getting at. I could have been clearer in how I posed the question.

# ¿ Feb 23, 2019 15:19

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Entropic posted:

what is the weirdest-sounding piece of equipment you use in your job? mine is either "fish tape" or "butt set"

"ballcock", "hose nipple".

# ¿ Feb 27, 2019 07:32

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/sees cum police gang tag

"this checks out."

# ¿ May 21, 2019 20:18

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was running 15 min late to work

called ahead to let boss know

I am here and boss is late

:owned:

# ¿ May 23, 2019 14:53

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Goons Are Great posted:

Sounds like a chill boss

he is, it's just funny that if I wasn't such an honest joe he'd never have known I was late

# ¿ May 23, 2019 15:18

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Goons Are Great posted:

Sounds like a chill boss

boss just paid us an extra day for "all the hard work" this week

was a totally normal week but I ain't sayin poo poo! I should be late more often?

# ¿ May 25, 2019 00:20

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hamjobs posted:

Jesus Christ, that 3.2% ABV will have you too hosed up to wear a skinny tie and be a creep in the office!

it's 4.6 and is the champagginee of beers tyvm

# ¿ Jun 1, 2019 17:48

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oh dang I forgot about weird beer law states, glad they're working on it finally!

# ¿ Jun 1, 2019 18:51

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Jaded Burnout posted:

wha'ts a door slab

door you get to put all your own holes into

# ¿ Jun 4, 2019 18:51

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mactheknife posted:

wait...

....wait...

....wait

literally gagged at the thought of sanding dried jizz off a door

# ¿ Jun 4, 2019 19:00

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and I do plumbing!

# ¿ Jun 4, 2019 19:05

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hamjobs posted:

just imagine the things I have seen and cleaned in the last...four months.

it's a 900 sq ft house.

it's taken four months.

I M A G I N E

N O

# ¿ Jun 4, 2019 19:18

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mactheknife posted:

i sure wasn't and i'm not sure i mind

if you've ever seen the cum jar with the mlp in it you have an idea, except no jar and every action figure in the living room and other surfaces

# ¿ Jun 4, 2019 19:19

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prepuce repurposed posted:

It's a relief tbh but thanks hamjobs

I guess the world is my oyster once again

hope u were like, "oh, yeah? I was about to quit anyway! thanks for the unemployment money!" and then attempted to exit via a broom closet

# ¿ Jun 4, 2019 23:47

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omw to an interview I'm v.excited about please do all manner of good luck woo for me thanks u!

# ¿ Jun 20, 2019 14:18

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thanks!

interview went swimmingly, I hear back Monday :f5:

# ¿ Jun 20, 2019 16:38

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Jaded Burnout posted:

I have completed negotiations and am now waiting to see if they will go for it.

~woo~

# ¿ Jun 24, 2019 11:22

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Jaded Burnout posted:

My job dude has not responded in a bit which is a lil rude.

SAME

well they were supposed to get back to me yesterday with an answer, but last night I did get a 'oh hey we'll get to you tomorrow' with a 'looking forward to it' on there, so, I'm optimistic

# ¿ Jun 25, 2019 17:36

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they made an offer so I've p.much got the job as soon as the background check comes back, so they can verify my cool crimes

yay it's my first real company with benefits and stuff in over a year!

# ¿ Jun 25, 2019 23:32