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so germs are fake news. What else we got goin on thats' fake? I'm thinking electricity is probably fake.
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Feb 12, 2019 14:42
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The Dregs posted:It was pretty obviously a joke guys. You're getting trolled by a guy from Fox News. 50 bucks says if there wasn't immediately a massive rejection of his "joke with no punchline described as a personal belief" at the level it was, there would be conservatives refusing to wash their hands to own the libs right now.
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Feb 12, 2019 14:48
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kuddles posted:Considering how often someone says something ridiculous with utter sincerity on Fox News and all of a sudden half the US believes it to be true, it's very reasonable to be trolled by them. nah
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Feb 12, 2019 15:19
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I wish the average goon hadn't overused dunning–kruger effect because it describes them perfectly
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Feb 12, 2019 15:21
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im a nurse and i dont wash my hands after pissing. i wear gloves anyway
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SniperWoreConverse posted:so germs are fake news. What else we got goin on thats' fake? I'm thinking electricity is probably fake. Nah you can tell electricity is real because you kink the cable and electricity stops flowing out, just like a hose
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Shamino posted:You actually have a microfauna of organisms on your skin and if you constantly sanitize or wash you wipe it out and then bad poo poo can grow. I know a few MDs and nurse practitioners who got HPV, warts, MRSA, whatever on their hands because they were compulsively sanitizing them all day. It's probably because their hands got all dry and cracked, and broken skin can't protect you from infection
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Feb 12, 2019 15:39
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Twelve Batmans posted:50% chance that guy is joking. 50% chance he is retarded.
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this is actually a master strategy to cause fox news viewers to die at higher rates. he's clearly a deep soros operative
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Feb 12, 2019 15:45
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pooping and pissing on my hands and spreading my filth around the workplace to own the libs
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Feb 12, 2019 16:00
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I'm going to take a big poo poo and wipe my rear end and not wash my hands, then eat a giant plate of nachos with those hands. 
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Feb 12, 2019 16:41
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I'M ONLY JOKING YOU IDIOT LIBERALS LOLOLOL
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Feb 12, 2019 16:43
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FOX: >_> Mah haadn has a teh .p00peh. <_<
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Calling out dumb goons is not the same thing as defending Fox News.
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Feb 12, 2019 17:00
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Thank you Fox News for taking a stand against the powerful liberal run soap lobby.
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Feb 12, 2019 17:04
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i have never in my life washed my hands or rear end. i sleep with my hands lodged in the crack of my rear end and all day i lick my hands and touch them to my eyeballs. this and more after these messages
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Feb 12, 2019 17:07
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The Dregs posted:Calling out dumb goons is not the same thing as defending Fox News. It is if you're a dumb goon.
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Another Bill posted:I'M ONLY JOKING YOU IDIOT LIBERALS LOLOLOL gently caress plz do not own me
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EeiMvKuXs0E Same dude.
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Feb 12, 2019 19:35
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Looking forward to the future wacky antics of this retarded cable news man.
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Feb 12, 2019 19:38
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Electricity is just the power of God, channeled to tha righteous. It shall burn, burn the sin out of you and light your halls with glory while the heathens skulk in cold dark!
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Feb 12, 2019 20:11
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He had just washed his hands and they were slippery, that's why that happened and why he vowed never to ever wash his hands again
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*mechanical gear sounds* *in unison* Sickzipoxballstwelvebatmans: HA HA HA, IS JOKE, FUNNY THAT YOU CARE? NOT ME THOUGH. RIGHT WING THING ACTUALLY GOOD. BUT I DO NOT CARE THOUGH! HO HO.
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Washing your hands is for liberal soyboy snowflakes. I don't even use toilet paper. Toilet paper is treated with chemicals that feminize your masculine anuses. I just scrape it off with my strong callused from hard work hand. It came out of me, how could it be bad for me.
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Feb 12, 2019 20:31
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eating fecal matter off my hands to own the libs
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The Fattest PI posted:Washing your hands is for liberal soyboy snowflakes. I don't even use toilet paper. Toilet paper is treated with chemicals that feminize your masculine anuses. I just scrape it off with my strong callused from hard work hand. that woman's reddit post how her husband never learned to wipe his rear end because his fundie parents taught him no hands should ever go between his butt cheeks or something lmao
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ElGroucho posted:eating fecal matter off my hands to own the libs I bet it wouldn't take much effort to get right wingers to poo poo into their hands and post it on social media as a way to own the libs.
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Feb 12, 2019 20:43
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it doesn't actually matter if he was joking. if he was serious that's funny, if he was trying to tell a joke and everyone thought he was serious because they hold fox news in such low regard then that's also funny.
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Feb 12, 2019 20:59
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Yup. Laughing should really be the first response to anything that happens, anything.
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Feb 12, 2019 21:54
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Colonel Cancer posted:Yup. Laughing should really be the first response to anything that happens, anything. this would really help with my stand-up career
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Grape posted:*mechanical gear sounds*
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Feb 12, 2019 22:02
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How is joking about not washing your hands a right wing thing? How mentally ill/spaghetti-brained do you have to be to drawn non-existent links like this? Holy poo poo lol.
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Twelve Batmans posted:How is joking about not washing your hands a right wing thing? You mean the part where conservatives are known to regularly deny accepted scientific principles whole cloth, and in this case a conservative spokesperson for a conservative media outlet denied the entire concept of germ theory because he "can't see them"? Or the other part, which is...? In his initial twitter post about it, where he doubled-down on it (before claiming 'it's a JOKE guys! LOL') there are a LOT of conservative responses claiming he's absolutely correct, and that they don't wash their hands, and others shouldn't either to 'build their immune systems', and more. So, whether he actually was joking or not (he wasn't until he got called on it), the fact is, there's an awful lot of people out there on his side on this and they happen to also agree with his political opinions as well.
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im going to believe extra hard that fox man was serious to reverse own the chuds . im calling fox news right now with the link to my change.org petition to get him fired
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Feb 12, 2019 22:46
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hello mic.com? you will NEVER believe this,
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The spread of antibacterial soap promotes evolution of resistant bacteria, you shouldn't be using it outside of settings where its absolutely necessary. Regular soap and water for 30 seconds or so is all anyone requires, unless you work in a hospital/lab.
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Big Beef City posted:You mean the part where conservatives are known to regularly deny accepted scientific principles whole cloth, and in this case a conservative spokesperson for a conservative media outlet denied the entire concept of germ theory because he "can't see them"? Eh whatever man, you seem like the type of person who would stop wiping their rear end if Fox News told you had to wipe your rear end. Glad to see though I'm 100% right about spaghetti-brains though. Not washing your hands is definitely the gateway to the alt-right- if you are actually mentally ill.
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