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I go, 'Mom just give me a Pepsi, please' All I want is a Pepsi and she wouldn't give it to me All I wanted was a Pepsi, just one Pepsi And she wouldn't give it to me, just a Pepsi that aside, my grandpa calls em “peps”. even if its a coke, he calls em peps. Like, he’s ordering at a burg place and says “yeah, gimme a peps.” sometimes they don’t know what to do. he’s dead now BattleCattle fucked around with this message at 17:42 on Feb 15, 2019 |
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bradzilla posted:I like how Pepsi knows their poo poo is bad and launched an entire marketing campaign about it.
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Feb 15, 2019 17:49
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Has anybody said Poopsi yet????
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Slam Pajamas posted:Has anybody said Poopsi yet???? ah poo poo i was just thinkin it
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Feb 15, 2019 17:59
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BattleCattle posted:I go, 'Mom just give me a Pepsi, please' those are not unrelated incidents
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Feb 15, 2019 18:00
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Halser posted:those are not unrelated incidents he was taken to the demon realm for too often invoking the name of the devil baron speps.
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Feb 15, 2019 18:03
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it happened again, i was served a pepsi by the idiot staff at one of the redmond bars. i ordered a whiskey and coke and the bartender must have thought i said whiskey and piss in it cause instead of delicious coke, he used one of the worst drinks known to man in it: diet pepsi i could tell because after i drank it, i began to feel a familiar sharp pain in my rear end. my bowels began clenching like a suburban mom's hands on her necklace when she smells somebody smoking pot. i stumbled off the bar stool and began releasing a torrent of my own stool much to the surprise of the lady i've been trying to talk up all night. and even though my poo poo bag was empty, i doubled over and filled it within a matter of 2 minutes of full on cramps that felt like labor pains. the bag began stressing at the seams, and began leaking poo poo juice all over the bar. everyone began screaming and shouting at me to get out but my rear end had different plans. it knew i committed the grievous sin of drinking that poisonous swill they try to pass off as a soda and was going to throw a bigger tantrum then a college republican who just learned that he can't wear his proud boys shirt to class that's when the bouncer came up, grabbed me and started dragging my rear end to the door, leaving a trail of poo poo and blood all the way to the gutter outside of the bar. i spent an hour making the sidewalk smell like an open sewer before crawling home i eventually got back to my apartment and slept it off. i've been told i'm no longer welcome at that bar which is fine by me cause i'd rather go to a bar that serves whiskeys and cokes not whiskeys and fetid piss
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Feb 15, 2019 20:28
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Pepsi is better than coke smd. What i found even weirder are places that give you steak, but never give you anything other than a butter knife! wtf is up with that! edit: Restaurant goons, please contribute:
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Feb 15, 2019 20:44
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No. Nobody should ever want Pepsi.
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Feb 15, 2019 20:46
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We were a Pepsi family growing up but I haven’t had pop in years because I’m not a child
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Feb 15, 2019 21:35
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sugar bad
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Feb 15, 2019 22:38
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Stop ordering steaks at prisons and retard farms.
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Feb 15, 2019 22:48
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naem posted:sugar bad a gram of sugar is very similar to a gram of cocaine in terms of appearances and there are like 40+ grams of sugar in a single soda and thats like a pretty big pile of cocaine! if you dont do cocaine just imagine a very large pile of sugar! more than you might expect!
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Feb 16, 2019 02:03
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I like presidents choice cola
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Feb 16, 2019 02:13
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Orange Crush Rush posted:I will not let this slander of Dairy Queen continue There are exceptions like that and this one mexican place.
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Feb 16, 2019 02:16
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dr. pepper!!! 
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Feb 16, 2019 02:19
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Feb 16, 2019 02:26
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Chinatown posted:dr. pepper!!! Ah, the boring persons soda, good choice
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Feb 16, 2019 03:30
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I only drink Bebop Cola, OP.
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Feb 16, 2019 05:11
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Cheerwine.
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Feb 16, 2019 05:19
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My Linux Rig posted:Ah, the boring persons soda, good choice Lol  What is the "intersting person's" soda of choice?
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Feb 16, 2019 06:08
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There is a local soda company near me that sells chilli cola. It's pretty good. But the best soda available to me is this:  My grandparents used to have some weird local soda delivery service. It came in glass bottles that you would put out on your doorstep when they were empty for collection and refilling. Like an old timey milkman but for soda.
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Feb 16, 2019 06:24
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big nipples big life posted:Mr. Pibb is better than Dr. Pepper. Lol, no.
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Feb 16, 2019 06:26
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Mr. Pibb doesn't exist anymore only Pibb Xtra
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Feb 16, 2019 06:43
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BIG-DICK-BUTT-gently caress posted:Lol Obviously coke
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Feb 16, 2019 07:27
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Interesting people drink Hassy.
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BattleCattle posted:Interesting people drink Hassy. Is thst short for hairy pussy
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Feb 16, 2019 23:31
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Moon Atari posted:There is a local soda company near me that sells chilli cola. It's pretty good. But the best soda available to me is this: "Creaming soda"? Man, Australian is a weird language
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Edit: ^^^ all I can think of is it is currently creaming. Brings up unappetizing images to my mind. Moon Atari posted:There is a local soda company near me that sells chilli cola. It's pretty good. But the best soda available to me is this: "CreamING soda?" ??? KillerJunglist fucked around with this message at 23:34 on Feb 16, 2019 |
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Feb 16, 2019 23:32
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My Linux Rig posted:Obviously coke 
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ultrafilter posted:I was in my room and I was just like staring at the wall http://www.angelfire.com/ak2/pat3/  Here's a description of the new video rearanged.They show Fred going to court and clips of the concert in New York In wich I was at that concert.Limp Bizkit goes to jail and milk starts filling the room.They die and goe into a white room.The Second part of the video will take off the song N together Now.Its an awesome video. no pubes yet sorry fucked around with this message at 23:45 on Feb 16, 2019 |
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Feb 16, 2019 23:42
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What does that song have to do with limp bizkit tho?
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empty baggie posted:What does that song have to do with limp bizkit tho? no clue, im guessing they covered it because it became a slogan of the numetal movement care of fred durst
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"Would you like a Pepsi?" LeBron James steps into the room, questionably turning everything white as he asks: "wouldyoulikeaspricranberry?"  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KZ-wUao-_nI
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I have found that anyone who has strong opinions about Coke versus Pepsi is going to be an insufferable shitlord in general. That said, the best soda is Spindrift.
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Paperboy posted:"Would you like a Pepsi?" Sprite I must admit is a close runner up to coke Especially the cranberry sprite :mrgreen:
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parthenocarpy posted:if you mix pepsi and coke you get something else 
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Feb 17, 2019 05:07
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CaptainSarcastic posted:That said, the best soda is Spindrift. Never heard of it, but it sounds rad tubular.
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My Linux Rig posted:Do I want Pepsi? Do I want Pepsi?! I asked for coke! Pepsi is poo poo, have you ever tasted it?? It’s like someone took coke, hosed up the recipe, and tried to cover up for it with more sugar! It’s the idiots idea of a coke! pepsi doesnt like you 
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I used to drink Pepsi in younger days It was aight, like ehh, goes perfect with a burguer But then I tried Coca Cola, America’s favorite drink, and goddamn that poo poo is addictive. Spent a solid 8 months addicted to Coke(the drink, not the 80’s drug), drinking one or two cans, every day. Was lucky to avoid diabetes. Finally I started watering it down every time I drank, and eventually quit it, but to this day I’m wary of drinking it ever again. It was pretty serious, beyond typical “wahhh gotta have my coffee” addiction. But I might drink a Pepsi someday.
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