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BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen
On the day our "President" declared a national emergency to address the icky dirty brown people coming in from Mexico, some jackass opened fire at a factory in Aurora, IL. Thankfully, he's been apprehended.

Multiple civilians have been hit, as well as 4 cops.

https://twitter.com/MSNBC/status/1096516863310348289

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Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!
that onion headline

Tane
Feb 27, 2005

shooting people is bad imo

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.
apprehended ∴ white

TenementFunster
Feb 20, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 30 hours!
looks like somebody had enough guns to necessitate a rack!

cnut
May 3, 2016

The Protagonist posted:

apprehended ∴ white

:hmmyes:

Source4Leko
Jul 25, 2007


Dinosaur Gum
My town never makes the news for anything good.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
garth algar taken into custody. wayne campbell wanted for questioning

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

Wayne’s World is the first thing I think of when I think of Aurora, IL

E. Lol, gently caress

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
i'm not in favor of this news

house of the dad
Jul 4, 2005

Mozi posted:

i'm not in favor of this news

I'm awaiting more information before I pass judgment

Mnoba
Jun 24, 2010
trump and the wall is good, work place shootings are bad op stick with d&d where lovely posting and drumpf posting are not mutually exclusive

Telebite
Aug 23, 2018

actually its about ethics in declaring national emergencies

Svensken
May 29, 2010
Reset the clock I guess

Is there a mass shooting megathread yet

Deadbeat Poetry
Mar 6, 2004

Sorry if my costume scared you
A sphincter says 'what'?

ElectricSheep
Jan 14, 2006

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

gary oldmans diary posted:

garth algar taken into custody. wayne campbell wanted for questioning

bullet ricochet sounds but instead it's wayne and garth saying "schwing"

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
Dude shoulda done it yesterday, could have been competition vs that florida school

Asshole Rose
Dec 28, 2017

peanut
Sep 9, 2007


:(

Sponge Baathist
Jan 30, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
A gun rack... a gun rack. Shyeah, Right! I don't even own a gun, let alone many guns that would necessitate an entire rack. What am I gonna do... with a gun rack?

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
some day canada is gonna build a wall

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Ayy lmao

limp_cheese
Sep 10, 2007


Nothing to see here. Move along.

Its really sad that when I hear about these things my first thought is "Was anyone killed? If not is this really a mass shooting?" loving America. It happens so often I'm just numb to it, even when it happens in the next city over.

I hope everyone is ready for the usual song and dance. Thoughts and prayers, we can't do anything its too soon, the NRA freaks about people coming for your guns, their donations go up along with gun sales, then another one hppens in a few weeks and the cycle starts again.

Asshole Rose
Dec 28, 2017

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe
I don't even own a gun, let alone many guns that would necessitate an entire rack.

Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


The guy who ran Stan Mikita's Donuts did this. He said he was going to do it like 7 times and nobody listened.

Asshole Rose
Dec 28, 2017
I'd never done a crazy thing in my life before that night. Why is it that if a man kills another man in battle, it's called heroic, yet if he kills a man in the heat of passion, it's called murder?

Twelve Batmans
Dec 24, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Hot drat.

Do it ironically
Jul 13, 2010

by Pragmatica

Lmao

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
At least something good came out of it if 4 cops got shot

a mysterious cloak
Apr 5, 2003

Leave me alone, dad, I'm with my friends!


Jose posted:

At least something good came out of it if 4 cops got shot

:respek:

Asshole Rose
Dec 28, 2017

Tane posted:

shooting people is bad imo

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

Jose posted:

At least something good came out of it if 4 cops got shot

Bad news: it could have been 5.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
america fuckin sucks lol

Asshole Rose
Dec 28, 2017

Chinatown posted:

america fuckin sucks lol

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie

Oldstench
Jun 29, 2007

Let's talk about where you're going.

Powerful

Twelve Batmans
Dec 24, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

This (and other pieces like it) make for a good thread aesthetic.

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The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.




impressive

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