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that "whole nine yards" style of comedy where everybody is a piece of poo poo like a proto "it is always sunny" but they have not figured how to make it funny yet
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lol but seriously I posted:chandler was getting $1,000,000 per episode, do not mourn for chandler poo poo, I wish I made that much money by not doing much.
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Mar 21, 2019 04:25
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Imagine getting paid $1mil PER EPISODE (so like.... 23 or 24 times per season), and screwing up your lines constantly. I'm not saying he did this, but someone in the history of sitcoms must have. The mind boggles.
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Mar 21, 2019 15:44
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Rupert Buttermilk posted:Imagine getting paid $1mil PER EPISODE (so like.... 23 or 24 times per season), and screwing up your lines constantly. I'm not saying he did this, but someone in the history of sitcoms must have. I started thinking of things I'd do for a million bucks a day, 24 times a year. But that's a really long list. The list of things I wouldn't do is short. Really short. Televised visit at the Hague short.
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Mar 21, 2019 15:55
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looks like 1 mil per episode only happened the last two seasons. Season 1 was like 22K and it just ramped up from there. still insane.
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Mar 21, 2019 21:31
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Jack-Off Lantern posted:Please, nobody watched Joey, not even the guy who played Joey. I legit watched every episode of Joey. I liked how terrible it was and enjoyed seeing what poo poo decision they’d make next. I wouldn’t recommend it. Edit: I do remember they pretended to have Chandler on the other end of a phone call at least once, maybe more
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Mar 21, 2019 21:32
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What do you mean pretended, like voice samples from friends or Matthew Perry soundalike?
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Mar 21, 2019 21:37
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I would imagine it means you hear one side of the conversation and that side of the conversation is Joey's
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Mar 21, 2019 21:42
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I assume just a one sided phone call where the actor repeats what the unheard person says “Hi chandlers... thank you for asking how I am. I am very well thank you.... How are you?... you say you are well and Monica have killed Monica”
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Mar 21, 2019 21:42
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Chandlers mum was the hottest person in the show iirc
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Mar 21, 2019 21:49
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Monica would have horribly abused her kid. Like just wrecked that poor kid with her neurosis and controlling manner. Kid would have grown up to be like Phoebe ironically.
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Mar 21, 2019 21:51
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The best parent would have been Chandler which says more about the rest of them than Chandler. E: Awtually no gently caress that, Chandler would be an awesomely embarrassing fun dad.
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Mar 21, 2019 22:11
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Solice Kirsk posted:Monica would have horribly abused her kid. Like just wrecked that poor kid with her neurosis and controlling manner. Kid would have grown up to be like Phoebe ironically. Monica bang episode Ross kid hit his head
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Mar 21, 2019 22:21
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Season 2 Episode 3 "Joey and the Spanking" Joey has to deal with an unruly child actor on the set of his new movie. In order to discipline him, Joey spanks him.
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Mar 21, 2019 22:27
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The Joey from friends woulda banged the kids mom
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Mar 21, 2019 22:50
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Ross is a oval office and is a proto incel. Joey who was a proto Chad, named/burned Ross by coming up with the friend zone idea (first place ever mentioned). Writers made this all worse by letting Ross and Rachel get together.
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Mar 21, 2019 23:06
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the writers had to come up with a reason for six 25 years olds to hang out 24/7 nonstop for decade having breakfast together, fully clothed, daily there had to be exactly enough drama in their interactions for “plots to happen” but it had to stay light and fluffy enough for network tv
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Mar 21, 2019 23:20
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naem posted:the writers had to come up with a reason for six 25 years olds to hang out 24/7 nonstop for decade having breakfast together, fully clothed, daily But at a high price.
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Mar 21, 2019 23:21
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also there’s the problem of your generic show getting popular and you have to pump out episodes producers throw poo poo at the wall to see what sticks and once in a while some show gets super popular for no apparent reason and they’re like GO GO GO, WACKY! WACKIER! JOEY EATS A HOUSEPLANT! CHANDLER HUMPS A HOUSE PLANT! RACHEL AND MONICA FALL DOWN AND YOU CAN SEE THEIR BOOBS AND BUTT! THAT HOUSEPLANT WAS MY GIRLFRIEND *LAUGHTRACK* wasn’t there a monkey? yeah first season there’s a monkey. GET A MONKEY ON SET! THAT MONKEY IS ROSS’S LESBIAN GIRLFRIEND IN A VERY SPECIAL EPISODE
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Mar 21, 2019 23:33
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i’ve said this before but Phoebe and Joey are two normal people from the real world who got teleported to the bizarro alternate FRIENDS™️©️®️ dimensions unknowingly. Joey is completely realistic: -wants to be an actor, mostly fails at it -can only afford rent in NYC because his nerdy friend has a better job and loans him cash. -He “likes girls” and unlike every other guy in the FRIENDS™️©️®️ timeline, he just “asks them out on a date.” They are usually delighted because every other guy dances around women like a dork and eats a houseplant and yells WE WERE ON A BREAK and falls down flights of stairs and looks at them longingly (while sad music plays). Joey just “asks how they are doing” and then “hey want to have a whole bunch of sex, with me, right now, in my bed at my house?” it’s like he has magic powers -Joey is also not terribly intelligent so he doesn’t question his strange life or the laughter that erupts from walls, beyond making a confused face once in a while, shrugging and going with it Phoebe- -was homeless at 14 (the age she was teleported to the FRIENDS©️™️ZONE®️) and forced to shack up with some albino guy and live in a car if I remember correctly (v likely scenario for a person dumped into an alternate dimension with no resources). -this also explains why a gorgeous blond woman wears such frumpy baggy clothes, you don’t want to draw too much attention to yourself (never know when wacky romantic music will start playing as men on the street fall out of their cars into a pile of houseplants if they notice an attractive woman) -learned to survive on the mean streets (which this being a family friendly sitcom universe they weren’t all that mean but still scary and weird if you’re a teenager and don’t know what’s going on) by talking loudly and forcefully whenever people’s one-liners got too wacky or whenever the laughter (that she thinks is in her head) gets too repetitive OH GOD STOP BEING SO WACKY, WHAT IS WRONG WITH EVERYONE?? DO YOU HEAR THAT LAUGHTER? IS IT ME? AM I CRAZY?? NO IM THE ONLY SANE ONE!!!! -all her new age hippy psychic beliefs make perfect sense since she’s trying to figure out why the world suddenly changed into such a strange place one day. -Phoebe’s constant desperate attempts to be WACKY are a form of camouflage; also wackiness lets you warp and manipulate the fabric of space and time itself if you hit the right notes (you can tell it’s working when the music changes) -in the FRIENDS®️™️ universe, cats really are super smelly. Just, a sulfurous stench. Foul. Her song was a desperate attempt to find fellow earthlings in a public venue in the WACKIEST way (to avoid attention) naem fucked around with this message at 00:39 on Mar 22, 2019 |
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Mar 22, 2019 00:34
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It’s almost unfair how hot Rachel Aniston was during the middle years of friends
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naem posted:i’ve said this before but Phoebe and Joey are two normal people from the real world who got teleported to the bizarro alternate FRIENDS™️©️®️ dimensions unknowingly. Hey Eddie Chandler called, he has your fishtank
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Phoebe is a pathological liar and manipulator who plays the victim by holding up her troubled past as an excuse for being a lovely human being.
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Foul Ole Ron posted:Phoebe is a pathological liar and manipulator who plays the victim by holding up her troubled past as an excuse for being a lovely human being. She did have that one line when Rachel was complaining about not knowing if she was dating Russ because he was like Ross when she said, "that reminds me of this one time when I was homeless and starving and this one guy told me he'd buy me food if I'd have sex with him." And then Rachel asks how her problem reminded her of that and she says something like, "Oh, you're right. See, because mine was a real problem and not this stupid high school crap!" Phoebe had her moments.
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Mar 22, 2019 01:14
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Solice Kirsk posted:She did have that one line when Rachel was complaining about not knowing if she was dating Russ because he was like Ross when she said, "that reminds me of this one time when I was homeless and starving and this one guy told me he'd buy me food if I'd have sex with him." This shows part of my point I feel. She bring up here traumatic past in a situation it's totally unrelated to and anyone who says anything is shut down and dismissed due to said traumatic past. True it was high school esk bull crap but Phoebe was being a dick.
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Mar 22, 2019 01:21
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But she was being a dick to Monica and Rachel who are also dicks. It's dicks all the way down.
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Mar 22, 2019 01:23
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Solice Kirsk posted:But she was being a dick to Monica and Rachel who are also dicks. It's dicks all the way down. Look the show was a gigantic dick fiesta, but that does not mean im wrong. All the characters lost their meaning and became caricatures by the end. Also the show has not aged well at all. One particular joke being 'what do we do with this drunk girl, oh that's Joe's speciality'
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Mar 22, 2019 01:27
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naem posted:i’ve said this before but Phoebe and Joey are two normal people from the real world who got teleported to the bizarro alternate FRIENDS™️©️®️ dimensions unknowingly. Haha, love this *frantically googles "schizophrenia treatment hospital"*
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Mar 22, 2019 02:51
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Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:Haha, love this hi i’m permabanned user MissChanAnDlerBonger58,
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Mar 22, 2019 23:36
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Hey this is legit funny stuff, naem posted:i’ve said this before but Phoebe and Joey are two normal people from the real world who got teleported to the bizarro alternate FRIENDS™️©️®️ dimensions unknowingly. HAHAHAHAHAH!!!
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lmao check out this nerd who doesn't think lisa kudrow is hot are her knees too sharp for you ?? nerd!!
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Mar 23, 2019 20:58
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Yeah I’m watching season 8 and she’s pretty loving hot. Also she’s stabbed someone which makes her cool.
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Mar 23, 2019 21:11
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naem posted:hi i’m permabanned user MissChanAnDlerBonger58, lol
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Mar 23, 2019 22:38
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oldpainless posted:Foebe thx u
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Mar 23, 2019 23:11
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We steal that TV Guide every week!
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Mar 24, 2019 14:44
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Joey Chandler have kissed, pretty sure Rachael and Monica have, who else did? Joey Chandler ross three way kiss
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Mar 26, 2019 01:54
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Nonviolent J posted:Joey Chandler have kissed, pretty sure Rachael and Monica have, who else did? Joey Chandler ross three way kiss Phoebe kissed Rachael as well. Joey and Phoebe kissed. I mean I'm pretty sure they all did at some point.
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Mar 26, 2019 02:35
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Don't forget Joey and the landlord.
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MarcusSA posted:Phoebe kissed Rachael as well. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txw6l-s69f0 lmao one of my favourite episodes. wino is so crazy
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Nonviolent J posted:Joey Chandler have kissed, pretty sure Rachael and Monica have, who else did? Joey Chandler ross three way kiss Ross and Joey totally kissed after waking up from their mutual nap.
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