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peramene
Oct 13, 2015

Just peramene.




Welcome to Monopoly.

In addition to Somber's standard Mafia Rules (as applicable), we will be using the official ruleset as documented here. No house rules will be honored, including my own time-tested balance adjustments.

No out-of-game considerations are allowed, and any 'free rent' deals may only extend to a single use/charge per individual property.

Players who sign up have promised me personally that they will play the game to completion. I will roll a single quasi-simultaneous turn per 24-hour 'day', players have the first 24 hours to respond whether or not they will purchase the property they land on. All deals must be proposed in-thread, there will be no discord component to this game.

Am I forgetting anything?

Final Results

Winner of Awful Awful Monopoly Season 1: Asiina, the Horse traveled 341 spaces, went to jail three times and served three turns.
$4,307 - Baltic (H) and Mediterranean Avenue (H); States Avenue, Virginia Avenue; Illinois (H), Indiana (H), and Kentucky Avenues (H); North Carolina Avenue; Park Place.
The bank did not meet their full bankruptcy balance and voided $72 of debt.

2nd Place - Meinberg, the Thimble traveled 431 spaces, went to jail 3 times but only served 1 turn.
$56 - The Pauper's Railroad; Tennessee Avenue; the Boardwalk

3rd Place - Soaring Kestrel, the Bird of Prey traveled 361 spaces, went to jail twice and spent one turn in jail.
$145 - [Utilities ($83)]; Oriental (3), Vermont (3), and Connecticut (3) Avenues; [St. Charles Place ($77)]; [New York Avenue ($110)], [St. James Place ($99)]; Marven Gardens (2), Atlantic (1) and Ventnor (1) Avenues; [Pacific Avenue $165], [Pennsylvania Avenue ($176)]

4th Place - sniper4625, the Car, traveled 304 spaces and never spent any time in jail.
$266 - New York Avenue; [Park Place $193]

5th Place - AnonymousIdiot (aka Xomerang), the Hat traveled, 208 spaces; was sent to jail once and served three turns.
[St. Charles Place ($77)]; [Pacific Avenue ($165)]; [the Boardwalk ($220)]

6th Place - Natural 20, the Dog, traveled 79 spaces and never spent any time in jail.
Mediterranean Avenue, Park Lane (1) & the Boardwalk (1)

peramene fucked around with this message at Apr 5, 2019 around 21:20

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Meinberg
Oct 9, 2011

ICE-MEIN


I will only refer to this game as The Landlords Game and will not answer to anyone referring to this game by any other title.

Also I should probably read the actual rules at some point.

AnAnonymousIdiot
Sep 14, 2013



I'm here. I'm ready. I hope they kill me in that other game.

Meinberg
Oct 9, 2011

ICE-MEIN


Also, make me the thimble. The true worker’s tool.

Asiina
Apr 26, 2011



Grimey Drawer

Eat The Rich.

sniper4625
Sep 26, 2009

Loyal to the End


Dibs on car

Asiina
Apr 26, 2011



Grimey Drawer

I liked being the horse or the ship.

Natural 20
Sep 17, 2007

So long, Ex-Ma Fergie!


GIVE ME THE DOG OR GIVE ME DEATH.

Also all the properties are wrong.

Where's Old Kent Road?

Where's Mayfair?

WHERE ARE THE STATIONS?

AnAnonymousIdiot
Sep 14, 2013



Gimme the Hat.

Soaring Kestrel
Nov 7, 2009

I have no idea what happened to Zulea.


Fun Shoe

okay

Soaring Kestrel
Nov 7, 2009

I have no idea what happened to Zulea.


Fun Shoe

can we settle on the reviewed rules? some joker added in free parking 16 hours ago or something

Mr. Humalong
May 7, 2007

I fear not the man who has practiced 10,000 kicks once, but I fear the man who has seen my browser history.


This might be the worst thing I’ve ever seen in this forum

Mr. Humalong
May 7, 2007

I fear not the man who has practiced 10,000 kicks once, but I fear the man who has seen my browser history.


And I played in “pera No mafia”

GeneX
Sep 29, 2014

Pathetic.
Awful Games Done Quick 2018 Survivor




I declare myself to be banker.

Meinberg
Oct 9, 2011

ICE-MEIN


Suffering is part and parcel of the human condition, and here we are all made to suffer at the whims of a cruel mistress.

Such is life.

Asiina
Apr 26, 2011



Grimey Drawer

Meinberg posted:

Suffering is part and parcel of the human condition, and here we are all made to suffer at the whims of a cruel mistress.

Such is life.

It's pretty great imo

sniper4625
Sep 26, 2009

Loyal to the End


Reminder i will always be willing to discuss deals im the deals wizard

Asiina
Apr 26, 2011



Grimey Drawer

glhf I wish a swift death upon us all

Asiina
Apr 26, 2011



Grimey Drawer

Soaring Kestrel
Nov 7, 2009

I have no idea what happened to Zulea.


Fun Shoe



e: f, b

SolusLunes
Oct 10, 2011

I am here. I am here. I am here. We will be victorious in the end.

nut toucher extraordinaire


peramene
Oct 13, 2015

Just peramene.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OyBmEeojfKo

sniper4625
Sep 26, 2009

Loyal to the End


Hope i don't roll 3 doubles or

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XeDM1ZjMK50

peramene
Oct 13, 2015

Just peramene.




(http://orokos.com/roll/c-MONOPOLY)

Asiina rolls a 3 and a 6 and moves 9 spaces, landing on Connecticut Avenue. It costs $120 dollars.
Meinberg rolls a 3 and a 4 and moves 7 spaces, drawing a CHANCE card.
Natural 20 rolls a 2 and a 6 and moves 8 spaces, landing on Vermont Avenue. It costs $100 dollars.
sniper4625 rolls double 6s and moves 12 spaces, landing on the ELECTRIC COMPANY Utility. It costs $150 dollars.
AnonymousIdiot rolls a 6 and a 5 and moves 11 spaces, landing on St. Charles Place. It costs $140 dollars.
Soaring Kestrel rolls a 5 and a 1 and moves 6 spaces, landing on Oriental Avenue. It costs $100 dollars.

That's all three light-blue properties!!

sniper4625 rolls a 4 and a 3 and moves 7 additional spaces, landing on New York Avenue. It costs $200.




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sniper4625
Sep 26, 2009

Loyal to the End


I will take both.

Soaring Kestrel
Nov 7, 2009

I have no idea what happened to Zulea.


Fun Shoe

are we doing purchasing in turn order or simultaneously?

Soaring Kestrel
Nov 7, 2009

I have no idea what happened to Zulea.


Fun Shoe

i'll buy oriental ave

peramene
Oct 13, 2015

Just peramene.


Meinberg has been convicted of identity theft* and must go directly to jail.

Some editions place restrictions on player activity while in jail, that is stupid and we won't be doing that. Meinberg is simply restricted from movement until free.

*I didn't think it would matter, but my decks are from the Electronic Banking edition, and so some of the flavoring may be different than the original.

Meinberg
Oct 9, 2011

ICE-MEIN


great good, wonderful

this is a well balanced game

Meinberg
Oct 9, 2011

ICE-MEIN


Next turn, I will spend 50 dollars to gain freedom from this unfair imprisonment.

sniper4625
Sep 26, 2009

Loyal to the End




State of play pre-purchases

Dearest GM please assign us colors to allow easier representation of purchased spaces. Or symbols.

Asiina
Apr 26, 2011



Grimey Drawer

BUY

Mr. Humalong
May 7, 2007

I fear not the man who has practiced 10,000 kicks once, but I fear the man who has seen my browser history.


peramene posted:

Meinberg has been convicted of identity theft* and must go directly to jail.

Some editions place restrictions on player activity while in jail, that is stupid and we won't be doing that. Meinberg is simply restricted from movement until free.

*I didn't think it would matter, but my decks are from the Electronic Banking edition, and so some of the flavoring may be different than the original.

Lmfao

AnAnonymousIdiot
Sep 14, 2013



Not the corner I'm wanting, but fine. I'll take it!

Soaring Kestrel
Nov 7, 2009

I have no idea what happened to Zulea.


Fun Shoe



rude

Natural 20
Sep 17, 2007

So long, Ex-Ma Fergie!


Buy

sniper4625
Sep 26, 2009

Loyal to the End


AnAnonymousIdiot posted:

Not the corner I'm wanting, but fine. I'll take it!

Hush your moaning you got the pink with the card attached

peramene
Oct 13, 2015

Just peramene.



you may select a proper token at your leisure darling <3

Natural 20
Sep 17, 2007

So long, Ex-Ma Fergie!



Actually scratch that, let it go to auction

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sniper4625
Sep 26, 2009

Loyal to the End


peramene posted:

you may select a proper token at your leisure darling <3

Yeah SK just send me an ideally transparent monopoly looking token and a signed notarized agreement to pass me 50% of all earnings and I'll fix you up.

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