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DUKE CANNON HAS A MUSTACHE BUT NOT THE GAY KIND DEFINITELY NOT GAY
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DUKE CANNON BELIEVES IN THE CHUPACABRA AND BIG FOOT, BUT NOT THE LOCH NESS MONSTER. THE LOCH NESS MONSTER IS STUPID FANTASY FOR BABIES AND GIRLY MEN, BUT THE OTHER TWO ARE REAL.
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Feb 17, 2019 20:36
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DUKE CANNON HAS HIGH BLOOD PRESSURE FROM TOO MUCH SALT AND RED MEAT. DUKE CANNON WONT EAT SALAD BECAUSE THAT'S FOR PUSSIES
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Feb 18, 2019 06:18
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DUKE CANNON DOESN'T TIP. IF THE WAITRESSES DONT LIKE IT, THEY CAN WORK HARDER AND GET A REAL JOB
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Feb 18, 2019 10:26
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DUKE CANNON ONLY WEARS WRANGLERS JEANS. IF IT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR BRETT FAVRE, IT'S GOOD ENOUGH FOR DUKE CANNON!
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Feb 18, 2019 20:58
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DUKE CANNON SAYS THAT WHITE HISPANIC IS AN OXYMORON AND ANYBODY WHO DISAGREES IS A REGULAR MORON
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Feb 19, 2019 07:23
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DUKE CANNON FLIES THE CONFEDERATE BATTLE FLAG OUTSIDE HIS HOUSE. DUKE CANNON SAYS IT'S ABOUT HERITAGE, NOT HATE. YOU YANKEES WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND. DUKE CANNON ALSO HAS A SS TATTOO.
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Feb 20, 2019 06:11
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DUKE CANNON HAS A PORTRAIT OF THE GREAT AMERICAN PRESIDENT RICHARD NIXON HANGING IN HIS LIVING ROOM. YOU COULD SAY THAT DUKE CANNON REALLY LIKES OLD DICK
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Feb 20, 2019 09:14
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DUKE CANNON MISSES JAY LENO.
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Feb 21, 2019 03:07
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DUKE CANNON ONLY BUYS AMERICAN CARS. DUKE CANNON'S PT CRUISER IS STILL IN THE SHOP, BUT WHEN DUKE GETS IT BACK, DUKE WILL DRIVE IT WITH PRIDE.
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Feb 21, 2019 11:43
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DUKE CANNON DOESN'T FART, HE MARKS HIS TERRITORY
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Feb 21, 2019 21:42
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DUKE CANNON IS CONFUSED WHY PEOPLE WOULDN'T PICK UP THE SOAP IF THEY ARE SHOWERING IN PRISON. WHY WOULDN'T YOU WANT TO GET YOUR SOAP BACK? DUKE CANNON WOULD DEFINITELY BEND OVER AND PICK UP HIS BAR OF SOAP
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Feb 22, 2019 04:27
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DUKE CANNON DOES NOT TRIM HIS PUBIC HAIR, BECAUSE REAL MEN DONT SHAVE DOWN THERE. WHEN DUKE CANNON GOES TO THE BEACH WEARING HIS SIGNATURE SPEEDO, THE EXCESS HAIR IS ONLY A TESTAMENT TO HIS MANLINESS.
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Feb 22, 2019 09:15
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DUKE CANNON DOESN'T KNOW THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A MUSLIM AND A SIKH AND HE DOESN'T CARE. DUKE CANNON SAYS THAT TURBANS ARE TROUBLE AND THAT'S ENOUGH FOR ANY CHRIST LOVING MAN.
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Feb 23, 2019 10:23
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DUKE CANNON SAYS THAT WHEN THEY NAMED RAP THEY LEFT OFF THE C. REAL MUSICIANS PLAY INSTRUMENTS drat IT! AND BY "THEY" DUKE CANNON MEANS THE COLOREDS
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Feb 24, 2019 03:25
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DUKE CANNON OPEN CARRIES WHENEVER HE GOES TO THE WAFFLE HOUSE. DUKE CANNON DOES THIS NOT BECAUSE HE IS AFRAID OF POOR PEOPLE AND MINORITIES, HE DOES THIS BECAUSE HE IS PROUDLY EXERCISING HIS 2ND AMENDMENT RIGHTS AS AN AMERICAN CITIZEN. DUKE CANNON HAS AN ERECTION BECAUSE HE SAW A PRETTY LADY EARLIER, NOT BECAUSE HE WAS AROUSED AT THE LOOK OF FEAR ON THE TEENAGE EMPLOYEE'S FACE WHO TOOK DUKE'S ORDER. THE PRETTY LADY HE SAW? THAT WAS LADY LIBERTY. Duke Pukem fucked around with this message at 08:21 on Feb 24, 2019 |
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Feb 24, 2019 08:19
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DUKE CANNON SAYS THEY MIGHT AS WELL PUT SKIRTS ON QUARTERBACKS NOWADAYS AND PLAY TWO HAND TOUCH. BACK IN DUKE CANNON'S DAY THERE WAS NO SUCH THING AS CTE, YOU JUST GOT YOUR BELL RUNG, PICKED YOURSELF OFF THE GROUND AND CONTINUED PLAYING LIKE A REAL MAN. BACK IN CUKE DANNON'S DAY, THERE WAS BELLS BEING RUNG AND FLAGS AND STD .. WAIT, WHAT WAS I TALKING ABOUT? OH YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT, YOU SHOULD STAND AND SALUTE THE FLAG DURING THE ANTHEM OR THE MEXICANS WIN Duke Pukem fucked around with this message at 06:26 on Feb 25, 2019 |
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Feb 25, 2019 06:21
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DUKE CANNON PISSES ON HOMELESS PEOPLE WHENEVER HE SEES THEM SLEEPING IN AN ALLEY OR UNDER A BRIDGE. AS THEY WAKE UP IN CONFUSION, DUKE CANNON LAUGHS AND WAVES A TINY AMERICAN FLAG AND THEN TOSSES THEM A QUARTER FOR THEIR TROUBLES. DUKE CANNON TAKES TRICKLE DOWN ECONOMICS VERY LITERALLY
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Feb 26, 2019 10:38
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TODAY, DUKE CANNON HAD A CAR TOWED FROM IN FRONT OF HIS RESIDENCE BECAUSE THE CAR WAS BLOCKING HIS DRIVEWAY. DUKE CANNON COULD EASILY DRIVE TO AND FROM HIS DRIVEWAY, BUT IT WASN'T ABOUT THAT, IT WAS ABOUT THE PRINCIPLE! YOU DONT BLOCK A MAN'S DRIVEWAY, EVEN IF IT WAS ONLY BY ONE INCH! ONE INCH CAN DO A LOT OF DAMAGE, JUST ASK DUKE CANNON'S WIFE
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Feb 28, 2019 08:47
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DUKE CANNON SAYS THAT THE ONLY GOOD THING ABOUT CHICAGO IS THE ROCK BAND NAMED AFTER THAT CESSPOOL OF A CITY. AHH, A BAND THAT COULD PLAY THEIR INSTRUMENTS AND A SINGER THAT COULD SING, THOSE WERE THE DAYS. YOU MILLENNIALS WITH YOUR ATARIS AND SNAP BRACELETS AND PORTABLE PHONES WOULDN'T UNDERSTAND.
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Mar 4, 2019 09:26
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DUKE CANNON DOESN'T UNDERSTAND WHY PEOPLE BLOW THEIR HORNS WHEN HE IS DRIVING. DUKE CANNON WILL STAY IN THE LEFT LANE AND DRIVE THE SPEED LIMIT AND WILL MOVE OVER FOR NO MAN. DUKE CANNON WILL NOT YIELD TO YOU LAW BREAKING SNOWFLAKES RIDING HIS BUMPER. AND BY RIDING HIS BUMPER, DUKE CANNON MEANS TAILGATING, NOT ANYTHING GAY. DUKE CANNON IS NOT GAY!
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Mar 5, 2019 10:35
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DUKE CANNON IS FREQUENTLY A JUDGE AT BEAUTY PAGEANTS FOR CHILDREN. THAT'S NOT A BONER, IT JUST LOOKS THAT WAY BECAUSE DUKE CANNON IS WEARING PLEATED PANTS. DUKE CANNON IS NO SICKO LIKE YOU PINKO COMMIE PERVERTS!
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DUKE CANNON DOES NOT PRACTICE SOCIAL DISTANCING. DUKE CANNON HAS A MUSK THAT NATURALLY REPELS ANY AND ALL ORGANISMS WITH A SENSE OF SMELL SO HE DOESNT HAVE TO
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