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DUKE CANNON INSISTS THAT TOXIC MASCULINITY IS A MADE UP THING LIKE A LEPRECHAUN OR A CLITORIS. THE FACT THAT SEEING DUKE HOWITZERS SUPERIOR UNIT DROVE DUKE CANNON TO ANGRILY PUNCH HOLES IN DRYWALL AND ACCUSE HIS GIRLFRIEND OF CHEATING IS ENTIRELY COINCIDENTAL.
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DUKE CANNON GRILLS HIS STEAKS MEDIUM RARE. THOSE WHO REQUEST THEIR STEAKS WELL DONE ARE POLITELY AND FIRMLY ASKED TO LEAVE.
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Feb 17, 2019 18:18
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DUKE CANNON PROUDLY WEARS DIAPERS TO OWN THE LIBS
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Feb 17, 2019 21:45
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DUKE CANNON POSES IN A PROM PICTURE WITH HIS DAUGHTER AND HER INCREDIBLY UNCOMFORTABLE LOOKING BLACK BOYFRIEND AS HE BRANDISHES A LARGE GUN AT THE YOUNG MAN. DUKE CANNON BELIEVES YOUNG PEOPLE HAVE NO SENSE OF HUMOR AND ARE TOO HYPERSENSITIVE TO PERCEIVED SLIGHTS. HE PUT THOSE LYNCHED BLACK MANNEQUINS LABELED 'DEBBIE'S EX BOYFRIENDS' UP IN THE BACK YARD FOR LAUGHS! ONLY A SNOWFLAKE WOULD GET OFFENDED BY THAT, DUKE CANNON REASSURES HIMSELF.
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Feb 18, 2019 22:56
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DUKE CANNON CELEBRATES CINCO DE MAYO (WHICH HE AFFECTIONATELY REFERS TO AS 'CINCO DE DRINKO') REGULARLY BUT WRITES LONG POLITICAL SCREEDS IF HE SEES A CAR WITH A MEXICAN FLAG. DUKE CANNON WRITES LONG MEANDERING POLITICAL SCREEDS ABOUT IT ON NEXTDOOR.
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Feb 18, 2019 23:42
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DUKE CANNON CHARGES THOSE J/O CRYSTALS UNTIL THEY ARE RED HOT.
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Feb 19, 2019 23:57
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DUKE CANNON STANDS WHEN HE TAKES A poo poo, BECAUSE SITTING ON A TOILET IS WHAT WOMEN AND HOMOSEXUALS DO.
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Feb 22, 2019 01:22
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DUKE CANNON NEVER DROPS TROU IN PUBLIC PLACES, HIS HOMOPHOBIA DOESN'T ALLOW IT SO HE JUST SHAKES HIS TURDS DOWN THE LEG HOLE OF HIS THREADBARE WRANGLERS. WHEN COWORKERS COMPLAIN OF A GROSS SMELL HE BLAMES IT ON MENSTRUATING WOMEN.
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Feb 22, 2019 01:30
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DUKE CANNON SUPPORTS OUR TROOPS. UNLESS THEY ARE TRANSGENDER, GAY, OR JUGGALO.
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Feb 22, 2019 07:25
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DUKE CANNON KNOWS HE COMES OFF AS SILLY AND OBLIVIOUS, BUT HE HAVE THE SAME URGES AS EVERYONE ELSE. THESE PRIMAL ANIMAL CRAVINGS HAVE PERSISTED LONG AFTER HIS EX WIFE'S PASSING,AND TO THIS DAY HE YEARNS TO ONCE AGAIN TAKE CARNAL PLEASURES OF THE FLESH. DUKE CANNON DOESN'T JUST HAVE SEX, DUKE CANNON FUCKS.
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Feb 24, 2019 06:12
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DUKE CANNON KNOWS JUSTICE IS A TOTAL WHORE BECAUSE SHE'S GOT HER TITTY HANGING OUT ALL THE TIME, LIKE AERIOUSLY YOUR HONOR HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO EXPLAIN THAT TO MY KID. WHAT DO YOU MEAN I'M BEHIND HELD IN CONTEMPT?
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Feb 24, 2019 08:57
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DUKE CANNON IS GOING TO PEPPER SPRAY THE MANAGER OF EVERY PIZZA RESTAURANT IN THE COUNTY UNTIL HE FINDS THE ONE WITH THE SECRET PEDO DUNGEON BASEMENT RUN BY HILLARY CLINTON.
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Mar 4, 2019 03:35
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DUKE CANNON INSISTS HIS BAG IS NOT A PURSE, IT'S A SATCHEL. INDIANA JONES HAD A SATCHEL AND NOBODY CALLED HIM A HOMO.
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Mar 6, 2019 01:20
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DUKE CANNON DOESN'T THINK ILLEGALS OR THEIR ANCHOR BABIES SHOULD BE COUNTED IN THE CENSUS. DUKE CANNON FEELS LIKE THERE'S NOT ENOUGH WHITE REPUBLICANS IN THE COUNTY SO WHEN HE GETS THE CENSUS HE TELLS THEM HE HAS FIFTY KIDS. TAKE THATLIBERALS!
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