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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > ITT we are DUKE CANNON
 
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Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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DUKE CANNON BELIEVES THAT SKILL AND WORK ETHICS ARE NOT TABOO.

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Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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DUKE CANNON DOES NOT PAY WOMEN TO SLEEP WITH HIM. HE PAYS THEM TO LEAVE.

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Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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DUKE CANNON TOOK A SAWZALL TO HIS FLOOR TO IMPRESS THE LADIES WITH A SUNKEN TUB.

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Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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Code Jockey posted:

DUKE CANNON IS IMMUNE
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Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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DUKE CANON REFUSES TO SHAVE SO THAT HIS MASK WILL SEAL

HIS FLAVOR SAVER WILL CLOTHESLINE THE VIRUS

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Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

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oldpainless posted:

They’ve got some good products. I sure hope nobody insults me for having this opinion.

WITH DUKE CANNON’S SOAP, YOU ARE “OLDSTAINLESS”.

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