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ChickenOfTomorrow
Nov 11, 2012

god damn it, you've got to be kind

DUKE CANNON IS SCARED ALL OF THE TIME BUT DUKE CANNON KNOWS ITS NOT MANLY TO ADMIT TO THAT SO DUKE CANNON IS GOING TO POST HIS WAY THROUGH IT

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ChickenOfTomorrow
Nov 11, 2012

god damn it, you've got to be kind

DUKE CANNON BOUGHT AN EMERGENCY GENERATOR AND HAS AN UNDERGROUND FUEL TANK FOR IT THAT HE KEEPS TOPPED OFF, BECAUSE HE IS 100% READY FOR WHEN THE poo poo HITS THE FAN

ChickenOfTomorrow
Nov 11, 2012

god damn it, you've got to be kind

DUKE CANNON KNOWS HE'S MORE SOPHISTICATED THAN THOSE PLEBES WHO WEAR AXE BODY SPRAY

HIS MATH CLASS STINKS OF IT

ChickenOfTomorrow
Nov 11, 2012

god damn it, you've got to be kind

DUKE CANNON DROWNS HIS FEELINGS WITH MEDIA CONSUMPTION

ChickenOfTomorrow
Nov 11, 2012

god damn it, you've got to be kind

DUKE CANNON DOESNT TALK TO HIS SON ANY MORE

HE KNOWS WHAT HE DID

ChickenOfTomorrow
Nov 11, 2012

god damn it, you've got to be kind

DUKE CANNON SMELLS BURNT TOAST

ChickenOfTomorrow
Nov 11, 2012

god damn it, you've got to be kind

DUKE CANNON'S TRUNK IS FULL OF EMPTIES HE KEEPS FORGETTING TO RETURN FOR THE DEPOSIT. HE THINKS MAYBE 5 BUCKS WORTH BY NOW.

ChickenOfTomorrow
Nov 11, 2012

god damn it, you've got to be kind

DUKE CANNON IS TAKING THESE SUPPLEMENTS TO ENHANCE HIS GORILLA MINDSET

ChickenOfTomorrow
Nov 11, 2012

god damn it, you've got to be kind

DUKE CANNON LETS THINGS SLIDE FOR THE SAKE OF PEACE AND FRIENDSHIP WHEN A PERSON HAS CLEARLY GONE WRONG, AND REFRAINS FROM PRINCIPLED ARGUMENT BECAUSE HE IS AN OLD ACQUAINTANCE, A FELLOW TOWNSMAN, A SCHOOLMATE, A CLOSE FRIEND, A LOVED ONE, AN OLD COLLEAGUE OR OLD SUBORDINATE. OR HE TOUCHES ON THE MATTER LIGHTLY INSTEAD OF GOING INTO IT THOROUGHLY, SO AS TO KEEP ON GOOD TERMS

ChickenOfTomorrow
Nov 11, 2012

god damn it, you've got to be kind

Queen Combat posted:

That sounds like Deke Slayton

DUKE CANNON REGARDS HIMSELF AS HAVING RENDERED GREAT SERVICE TO THE REVOLUTION, PRIDES HIMSELF ON BEING A VETERAN, DISDAINS MINOR ASSIGNMENTS WHILE BEING QUITE UNEQUAL TO MAJOR TASKS, IS SLIPSHOD IN WORK AND SLACK IN STUDY

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ChickenOfTomorrow
Nov 11, 2012

god damn it, you've got to be kind

DUKE CANNON HAS A PARACORD BRACELET AND KEYCHAIN AND BELT. HE KNOWS HOW TO TIE ALL THE KNOTS HE JUST DOESN'T WANT TO RIGHT NOW, GET OFF HIS BACK

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