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That strange guy
Dec 14, 2014

It's not strange if we never mention it again.
DUKE CANNON IS MERELY TRAVELLING AND DOES NOT WISH TO CREATE JOINDER!

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That strange guy
Dec 14, 2014

It's not strange if we never mention it again.
DUKE CANNON QUIT HIS JOB SO THAT BITCH WON'T GET HIS MONEY FOR THOSE UNGRATEFUL BRATS!!

That strange guy
Dec 14, 2014

It's not strange if we never mention it again.
DUKE CANNON KNOWS THIS IS A WENDYS DRIVE THROUGH BUT IS GOING TO FINISH HIS CHEMTRAIL RANT!!!!
(Rolls coal at the pickup window)

That strange guy
Dec 14, 2014

It's not strange if we never mention it again.
DUKE CANNON IS NOT BALDING
DUKE CANNON SHAVES HIS HEAD BY CHOICE!

That strange guy
Dec 14, 2014

It's not strange if we never mention it again.
DUCK CANNON SAYS QUACK QUACK

That strange guy
Dec 14, 2014

It's not strange if we never mention it again.
JUST BECAUSE DUKE CANNON SIGNS WITH AN X DOESN'T MEAN THAT HE DOESN'T KNOW HIS LETTERS AND NUMBERS!

That strange guy
Dec 14, 2014

It's not strange if we never mention it again.
DUKE CANNON SITS IN THE SAME BARSTOOL HE HAS SAT IN EVERY FRIDAY FOR OVER THIRTY YEARS.

TELLING THE SAME EIGHT STORIES AND CYCLING THROUGH THE LATEST JOKES YOU HEARD THREE MONTHS AGO.



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That strange guy fucked around with this message at 13:12 on Feb 21, 2019

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That strange guy
Dec 14, 2014

It's not strange if we never mention it again.

DarkSoulsTantrum posted:

DUKE CANNON THINKS YOU’RE TOO BIG...OF A TINY BABY WHO CAN’T HANDLE A BIG MAN’S SOAP. DUKE CANNON SAYS HAVE A SQUIRT OF THIS JOHNSON & JOHNSON BABY SHAMPOO AND LATHER IT UP ALL OVER YOUR SCRAWNY HAIRLESS BODY, MAYBE WHILE A REAL MAN WATCHES YOU AND LAUGHS OR MAYBE HELPS YOU WASH YOUR BACK WHICH YOU DEFINITELY CAN’T REACH WITH THOSE PUNY ARMS

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