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ashrum3
Feb 16, 2019
so i was browsing the net just saw that final fantasy 7 was delayed again. Does any one else find it weird that they can get there poo poo together to make good games anymore

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gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
sephiroth kills aeris

Tane
Feb 27, 2005

because gaming journalists are unethical

free hubcaps
Oct 12, 2009

there is a lengthy thread about the ff7 remake that is currently on the front page of gbs, what does this thread have to offer to differentiate itself op

WatermelonGun
May 7, 2009
I want a parasite eve remake

Biohazard
Apr 17, 2002

They make plenty of good games OP. Just no one wants to play stupid jrpg's anymore. NO ONE!!!!

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
when you have a random encounter and the menu for your turn pops up youre just like man this gameplay its so good

MisterFister
Jul 6, 2003

Sticking it to THE MAN, assuming THE MAN is an innocent casual dining restaurant.

gary oldmans diary posted:

when you have a random encounter and the menu for your turn pops up youre just like man this gameplay its so good

Watches 10 minute summon animation for the 1000th time. So good.

a dmc delorean
Jul 2, 2006

Live the dream
Pm me and I'll tell you how to get the secret white chocobo!!

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

FF7 remake will be the biggest disappointment in the history of games. I'm looking forward to the meltdowns though.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013

I've never played a single FF game in my life, is this the right game for me to keep an eye on?!

neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

ashrum3 posted:

Does any one else find it weird that they can get there poo poo together to make good games anymore

You rose tinted glasses wearing idiot, games are amazing today.

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

big nipples big life posted:

FF7 remake will be the biggest disappointment in the history of games
[in the future]
*cashier removes ff7 remaster from its security case and hands it to me with a wink*
*as my hands make contact with it the world around me begins to reshape itself into my childhood bedroom while my gut and manboobs shrink and hair sprouts from my scalp. its 1997 again and im a young kid with potential instead of a failed man*
*big nipples big life was wrong i tell myself. he was wrong*

Yolomon Wayne
Jun 10, 2014

You call it "The Big Bang", but what really happened is
Grimey Drawer
I sure hope they remake FaceFuck7, it really was the pinnacle of porndom.

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!
I never played it but I finally learned the plot, and ff7 sounds really really lame

DoctorStrangelove
Jun 7, 2012

IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!

big nipples big life posted:

FF7 remake will be the biggest disappointment in the history of games. I'm looking forward to the meltdowns though.

This would require people to have high hopes for it being good. Which I don't think they do.

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

They have high hopes for it being their memories of FF7.

Chrs
Sep 21, 2015

I can’t believe the Final Fantasy VII remake thread in GBS got a remake before the actual game did

Edgar
Sep 9, 2005

Oh my heck!
Oh heavens!
Oh my lord!
OH Sweet meats!
Wedge Regret
So game companies are lazy. Also square enix in the new kingdom hearts game as commercials in the game for their other games.

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
I'm delaying it OP. I am the sole person responsible for the release of this video game.

WatermelonGun
May 7, 2009
remake galerians

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

gary oldmans diary posted:

sephiroth kills aeris

In the remake they have Aeris kill Sephiroth.

Really shake things up a bit.

Skypie
Sep 28, 2008
it's a bad game, op

Flaggy
Jul 6, 2007

Grandpa Cthulu needs his napping chair



Grimey Drawer
cloud comes out of the closet in the remake. my uncle works for sega.

is pepsi ok
Oct 23, 2002

cool now we have 2 threads for this bad remake of a bad game that will never come out

Bonaventure
Jun 23, 2005

by sebmojo

free hubcaps posted:

there is a lengthy thread about the ff7 remake that is currently on the front page of gbs, what does this thread have to offer to differentiate itself op

that thread is actually for linking to youtube videos of video game music

free hubcaps
Oct 12, 2009

gary oldmans diary posted:

[in the future]
*cashier removes ff7 remaster from its security case and hands it to me with a wink*
*as my hands make contact with it the world around me begins to reshape itself into my childhood bedroom while my gut and manboobs shrink and hair sprouts from my scalp. its 1997 again and im a young kid with potential instead of a failed man*
*big nipples big life was wrong i tell myself. he was wrong*

Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Can't wait to suck off Cloud on a date

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
It has op
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=foY1eCqXP5g

WatermelonGun
May 7, 2009
in the remake tifa eats your rear end and barrett fucks your face. you, the player

Bonaventure
Jun 23, 2005

by sebmojo

WatermelonGun posted:

in the remake tifa eats your rear end and barrett fucks your face. you, the player

can't wait to get hosed by Barrett's cybernetic johnson

limaCAT
Dec 22, 2007

il pistone e male
Slippery Tilde
After tumblr closed down because they pissed off their userbase, Squeenix missed on the window to advertise the game to its proper Fandom

limaCAT
Dec 22, 2007

il pistone e male
Slippery Tilde
Also post cloud lied aeris dies itt every page

DickParasite
Dec 2, 2004


Slippery Tilde
Can't wait to open this loot box and see what cool new sword I get for Cloud!!!

Bonaventure
Jun 23, 2005

by sebmojo

BuckarooBanzai posted:

Can't wait to open this loot box and see what cool new sword I get for Cloud!!!

it's Barrett's cybernetic johnson

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
Tifa's Boobs are one of the best characters in the Final Fantasy universe.

Action-Bastard
Jan 1, 2008

WatermelonGun posted:

I want a parasite eve remake

My man :respek:

BattleCattle
May 11, 2014

Put Geno in Kingdom Hearts.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


ashrum3 posted:

so i was browsing the net just saw that final fantasy 7 was delayed again. Does any one else find it weird that they can get there poo poo together to make good games anymore

It is weird. But I for one am glad, like you, that they can actually get there poo poo together to make good games.

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counterfeitsaint
Feb 26, 2010

I'm a girl, and you're
gnomes, and it's like
what? Yikes.

Bonaventure posted:

Barrett's cybernetic johnson

Not a bad username tbh.

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