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Toxic Fart Syndrome
Jul 2, 2006

*hits A-THREAD-5*

Only 3.6 Roentgoons per hour ... not great, not terrible.




...the meter only goes to 3.6...

Pork Pro
I think one of the great socialist movements in America was actual military veterans. Especially in WWI, all of the yokels who had never been to the next town were suddenly given nice clothes, shoes, and were drinking espresso in Paris.

Most people can’t go back to being a yokel after that.

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Alan_Shore
Dec 2, 2004

Wrong. All those racist American yokels just brought their racism to the UK and didn't learn a drat thing

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




Alan_Shore posted:

Wrong. All those racist American yokels just brought their racism to the UK and didn't learn a drat thing

They tried to bring their racism to the UK: https://aux.avclub.com/white-soldiers-declared-war-on-their-black-counterparts-1844863734

Sereri
Sep 30, 2008

awwwrigami



quote:

Thing we were happiest to learn: The people of Bamber Bridge had no time for American-style racism. The locals backing up Private Nunn wasn’t the first time Black soldiers had gotten support in the pubs. Their white commanding officers had demanded segregated pubs, and in response, all three pubs in town posted “Black Troops Only” signs.
:allears:

pwn
May 27, 2004

This Christmas get "Shoes"









:pwn: :pwn: :pwn: :pwn: :pwn:
Business Daddy is going out for cigarettes :(

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




John Oliver got a PS5?!

Skippy McPants
Mar 19, 2009

Well until someone stole it cause he was too cowardly to shoot someone for takin' his god-given properteh!

Also, a lot of people missed it cause it wasn't in the main segment, but he did a piece on Israel/Palestine that framed the situation there as apartheid and called what Isreal is doing war crimes. Even though LWT tends to lean progressive, they're still very much in the liberal sphere so to see it take such a stance feels like a notable shift in perception—at least by the stand of the U.S. where seeing any major source openly criticize Isreal, let alone condemn them, is quite rare.

SlothfulCobra
Mar 27, 2011

I think there's a couple things he left out there:
  • Israel provoked the violence by attacking an important mosque during ramadan, which is what Hamas was firing off rockets in retaliation for. Which it's not great when you feel like violence is your only option, but it's easy to see how they wound up in that position.
  • For a while now, Netanyahu was on the precipice of being ousted from power, between a coalition being formed against him and being on the hook for a power sharing agreement that meant he was supposed to step down a while ago, but the escalation of violence has apparently allowed Netanyahu to disrupt the coalition enough to maintain his grip on power. That doesn't necessarily mean he specifically engineered the incident, but it does mean that it was useful to him. Maintaining a state of intermittent violence is desirable to the current government of Israel to disrupt any attempts at opposition.

Also gently caress murderers into the dirt and gently caress the people who encourage and assist them. For a little bit that also veered into the horrifyingly racist judicial system and squalid prison conditions, but that's not the focus today.

Like that scrubjay though.

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


For more on the scrub jay here is a video about how state birds are garbage
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JAZI5GcPm8c


Also I would be very surprised if that NRA lady's story was even true in the first place.

SlothfulCobra
Mar 27, 2011

I don't see why it couldn't be true. It's basically an officer telling her "please don't shoot people or threaten to shoot people". Which is doubly believable next to the clip of an officer trying very hard to dissuade a man from going out to murder people.

It also doesn't really sound like she's describing them making any real threats, just pulling up to her and harassing her by talking to her, which does happen. And guns get sold on the promise of giving you a confidence boost from holding the power to murder someone, so why not pull out a gun when you're feeling uncomfortable? And you're white, so why not talk to a police chief about your experience?

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


I had never heard of that lady so I thought he was gonna talk about the lady whose parents were murdered in the Luby's massacre and she had to leave her gun in the car due to Texas law at the time. She got elected to the state legislature and helped weaken gun control laws under the delusion she would've stopped the gunman if she had her gun in her purse.

Xealot
Nov 25, 2002

Showdown in the Galaxy Era.

SlothfulCobra posted:

I don't see why it couldn't be true. It's basically an officer telling her "please don't shoot people or threaten to shoot people". Which is doubly believable next to the clip of an officer trying very hard to dissuade a man from going out to murder people.

It also doesn't really sound like she's describing them making any real threats, just pulling up to her and harassing her by talking to her, which does happen. And guns get sold on the promise of giving you a confidence boost from holding the power to murder someone, so why not pull out a gun when you're feeling uncomfortable? And you're white, so why not talk to a police chief about your experience?

I fully believe it happened, yeah. Her story is that car-full of dudes harassed her on the street, a perennial reality for young women. But whether they actually constituted a physical threat vs. being scumbags who wanted to feel powerful through words is unclear, since she instantly escalated the situation to life or death.

It's mostly interesting how direct the line is between this and actual murders by police: the perception of fear or danger by the right protected class of person instantly becomes the forensic reality. Maybe these guys wanted to cause specific physical harm, maybe they didn't...but de facto it's the former because this legislation is built on the assumption her fear was valid. It's ridiculous on its face that random citizens' perception of the event is enough for authorities to go on (especially after someone literally dies), but it's even more ridiculous to me that police - a profession that assumes you can objectively assess risk - has even less scrutiny on an individual or systemic level after SO MANY suspicious deaths.

Toxic Fart Syndrome
Jul 2, 2006

*hits A-THREAD-5*

Only 3.6 Roentgoons per hour ... not great, not terrible.




...the meter only goes to 3.6...

Pork Pro
“...almost eighty years ago...”
:bravo:
:allbuttons:

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
gently caress yeah he's doing real world stunts again :woop:

theghostpt
Sep 1, 2009
Going on TV to advertise your magic nazi sex blanket is a thing we can write about now.

tarlibone
Aug 1, 2014

Am I a... bad person?
AM I??




Fun Shoe
Hats off to that actress, by the way. If I hadn't known better and instead saw one of these segments in the wild, I would have thought she truly believed in this product. I mean, I wouldn't have bought it, because the not-even-pseudo-science nonsense she was spouting was patently preposterous. And, "developed in Germany 80 years ago" is hard to miss.

But drat if she didn't come off as sincere, excited, and believable, especially given the script she was working with.

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


Xealot posted:

I fully believe it happened, yeah. Her story is that car-full of dudes harassed her on the street, a perennial reality for young women. But whether they actually constituted a physical threat vs. being scumbags who wanted to feel powerful through words is unclear, since she instantly escalated the situation to life or death.

It's mostly interesting how direct the line is between this and actual murders by police: the perception of fear or danger by the right protected class of person instantly becomes the forensic reality. Maybe these guys wanted to cause specific physical harm, maybe they didn't...but de facto it's the former because this legislation is built on the assumption her fear was valid. It's ridiculous on its face that random citizens' perception of the event is enough for authorities to go on (especially after someone literally dies), but it's even more ridiculous to me that police - a profession that assumes you can objectively assess risk - has even less scrutiny on an individual or systemic level after SO MANY suspicious deaths.

The funny thing about her telling the story and the cop saying she'd get in trouble...

quote:

4. Most purported self-defense gun uses are gun uses in escalating arguments, and are both socially undesirable and illegal

We analyzed data from two national random-digit-dial surveys conducted under the auspices of the Harvard Injury Control Research Center. Criminal court judges who read the self-reported accounts of the purported self-defense gun use rated a majority as being illegal, even assuming that the respondent had a permit to own and to carry a gun, and that the respondent had described the event honestly from his own perspective.

https://www.hsph.harvard.edu/hicrc/firearms-research/gun-threats-and-self-defense-gun-use-2/

Groovelord Neato fucked around with this message at 13:54 on May 24, 2021

text editor
Jan 8, 2007

Toxic Fart Syndrome posted:

“...almost eighty years ago...”
:bravo:
:allbuttons:

I hope they gave her some pivot dialogue in case she got questioned about it so she could specify that the inventor of magnetogenetics was not a nazi, but a holocaust survivor named Max Eisenhardt (though his friends call him Erik)

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo
So how much was he paid to run all the full length sponsored product segments

zzMisc
Jun 26, 2002

This, this is what I watch this show for. More ridiculous stunts that show off why our absurd hyper-capitalism is garbage and we all need to turn off our TVs, please! :bravo:

socialsecurity
Aug 30, 2003

What surprised me is how cheap it was, I figured getting them to sacrifice whatever integrity they had would be slightly more expensive.

Pilfered Pallbearers
Aug 2, 2007

This show is at its apex when it does real world stunts that shows how stupid and evil people really are.

Or gags that go further than any reasonable person ever would (Chi-John comes to
Mind).

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

me @ ur posts


Fun Shoe
That blanket gag was amazing.

rujasu
Dec 19, 2013

socialsecurity posted:

What surprised me is how cheap it was, I figured getting them to sacrifice whatever integrity they had would be slightly more expensive.

This. He's saying how it was cheaper than you might think, and I'm like, dang, did those spots only cost like 10k a piece? And then he reveals that no, they were 2k

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo
Time for some goonfleet propaganda on the evening news

cant cook creole bream
Aug 15, 2011
I think Fahrenheit is better for weather

rujasu posted:

This. He's saying how it was cheaper than you might think, and I'm like, dang, did those spots only cost like 10k a piece? And then he reveals that no, they were 2k

I think they had a certain budget planned for that and blew the vast remainder on those George Clooney calls.

Toxic Fart Syndrome
Jul 2, 2006

*hits A-THREAD-5*

Only 3.6 Roentgoons per hour ... not great, not terrible.




...the meter only goes to 3.6...

Pork Pro

Azhais posted:

Time for some goonfleet propaganda on the evening news

:lol: if mittens had known how cheap it was there would have been eve online on every local news broadcast :laugh:

Watermelon Daiquiri
Jul 10, 2010
I TRIED TO BAIT THE TXPOL THREAD WITH THE WORLD'S WORST POSSIBLE TAKE AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS STUPID AVATAR.

cant cook creole bream posted:

I think they had a certain budget planned for that and blew the vast remainder on those George Clooney calls.

they couldve just used cameo

Inferior Third Season
Jan 15, 2005

text editor posted:

I hope they gave her some pivot dialogue in case she got questioned about it so she could specify that the inventor of magnetogenetics was not a nazi, but a holocaust survivor named Max Eisenhardt (though his friends call him Erik)
I would hope that her instructions if she encountered any significant pushback would be to just admit who she is and what she's doing and to congratulate them on calling her out. A local news program would love if that happened, and it would immediately go viral. The fact that we saw nothing like that implies heavily that they went three-for-three.

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




socialsecurity posted:

What surprised me is how cheap it was, I figured getting them to sacrifice whatever integrity they had would be slightly more expensive.

It was only 200 bucks more than Russel Crowe's jockstrap.

Ra Ra Rasputin
Apr 2, 2011
While I'd prefer they stay without a audience it does change some dynamics in the show with and without one.

With a audience, getting a mascot is silly and amusing.

Without a audience, a man is hiring a person to stand around in a fursuit with him in a empty room while he stares at a camera.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Ra Ra Rasputin posted:

With a audience, getting a mascot is silly and amusing.

Without a audience, a man is hiring a person to stand around in a fursuit with him in a empty room while he stares at a camera.
So you're saying that it's better without an audience?

tsob
Sep 26, 2006

Chalalala~

Ra Ra Rasputin posted:

While I'd prefer they stay without a audience it does change some dynamics in the show with and without one.

With a audience, getting a mascot is silly and amusing.

Without a audience, a man is hiring a person to stand around in a fursuit with him in a empty room while he stares at a camera.

He probably wouldn't hire that guy to stand in a room with him wearing a fursuit during a lockdown anyway, and would probably have paid to have the guy pull a public stunt of some kind instead.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

tsob posted:

He probably wouldn't hire that guy to stand in a room with him wearing a fursuit during a lockdown anyway, and would probably have paid to have the guy pull a public stunt of some kind instead.

He had a mascot on the show a couple weeks ago, I wonder if he convinced his wife to wear the costume

Toxic Fart Syndrome
Jul 2, 2006

*hits A-THREAD-5*

Only 3.6 Roentgoons per hour ... not great, not terrible.




...the meter only goes to 3.6...

Pork Pro

Ra Ra Rasputin posted:

While I'd prefer they stay without a audience it does change some dynamics in the show with and without one.

With a audience, getting a mascot is silly and amusing.

Without a audience, a man is hiring a person to stand around in a fursuit with him in a empty room while he stares at a camera.

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

He had a mascot on the show a couple weeks ago, I wonder if he convinced his wife to wear the costume

That's Noel MacNeal and he is a national treasure and should be in every episode. :colbert:

Ignis
Mar 31, 2011

I take it you don't want my autograph, then.


Snowglobe of Doom posted:

He had a mascot on the show a couple weeks ago, I wonder if he convinced his wife to wear the costume

I suspect they've been recording at an hbo studio for a while now, the video quality seems to have changed a bit since. He still has the setup at home for interviews and stuff

SlothfulCobra
Mar 27, 2011

Wait, wasn't the sex blanket already a thing?



Also it's interesting and sad that John Oliver spent a bunch of time on Texas politics, because this state's politics are hopeless.

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

me @ ur posts


Fun Shoe
Texas: can't vote, can't get an abortion, CAN walk around with guns!

Sekhmnet
Jan 22, 2019


Chris Knight posted:

Texas: can't vote, can't get an abortion, CAN walk around with guns!

Texan road-ragers getting the green light to no-holds-barred concealed carry feels like its going to end up like that spring is here L.A. story freeway scene. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yoU39Rpp4FI

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DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

"Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"

Good news from Texas: maybe some dems aren’t worthless!

https://twitter.com/cathleendecker/status/1399234400127045632?s=21

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