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mysterious loyall X
Jul 8, 2003



Cabbagepoots and rancid psychojosh are the same person he contains multitudes

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Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009



mysterious loyall X posted:

Cabbagepoots and rancid psychojosh are the same person he contains multitudes

a Loving Dog
May 12, 2001



i wish he contained a multitude of bullets in his skull

Fartlancer
Nov 18, 2003


laugh it up all you want but youll never be as cool as this guy

A CRUNK BIRD
Sep 29, 2004


Daikatana Ritsu posted:

They approached me as I was exiting GameStop. "What's up this is discord country" one them yelled as he swung an original Xbox controller like a flail, connecting to my face and shattering my teeth instantly. The other one came around and starting stomping on me while making the noise sound louder by using his other foot connecting with the ground for effect. "What's the matter, you don't like having the same conversation 4 or 5 times in a row, bitch!?" He then took down my wranglers and laughed at my balls. "Looks like Master Roshi in 4k!" as they held up their sleek brand new Microsoft Surfaces to take crisp, clean images of their work.

I blacked out for a second. I only came to as they were splashing Guava Mango Monster in my face. There was a LAN cable around my neck. Then the fatter one uttered a phrase that will stick with me forever: "Bring it in guys!!!" At least 15 bodybuilders emerged carrying the original Xbox console. They heaved it up and dropped it on me, completely crushing my entire body effortlessly. My legs sticking out like the witch from The Wizard of Oz.

Luckily my homeboy had just paid $3.99 for a premium slurp juice, or I wouldn't be alive to tell the tale.

Lmfao

A CRUNK BIRD
Sep 29, 2004


Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002



clips.twitch.tv/RancidPsychoJosh

malibu anime
Dec 23, 2018

by FactsAreUseless


who the gently caress yall talkin about

Plutonis
Mar 25, 2011


a Loving Dog posted:

i wish he contained a multitude of bullets in his skull

Courage is the magic that turns dreams into reality - Tales of Symphonia 2

SciFiDownBeat
Jun 19, 2012


Daikatana Ritsu posted:

They approached me as I was exiting GameStop. "What's up this is discord country" one them yelled as he swung an original Xbox controller like a flail, connecting to my face and shattering my teeth instantly. The other one came around and starting stomping on me while making the noise sound louder by using his other foot connecting with the ground for effect. "What's the matter, you don't like having the same conversation 4 or 5 times in a row, bitch!?" He then took down my wranglers and laughed at my balls. "Looks like Master Roshi in 4k!" as they held up their sleek brand new Microsoft Surfaces to take crisp, clean images of their work.

I blacked out for a second. I only came to as they were splashing Guava Mango Monster in my face. There was a LAN cable around my neck. Then the fatter one uttered a phrase that will stick with me forever: "Bring it in guys!!!" At least 15 bodybuilders emerged carrying the original Xbox console. They heaved it up and dropped it on me, completely crushing my entire body effortlessly. My legs sticking out like the witch from The Wizard of Oz.

Luckily my homeboy had just paid $3.99 for a premium slurp juice, or I wouldn't be alive to tell the tale.

Surely you meant windows phones? Microsoft surfaces don't exist, they're ayospos meme

Dongicus
Jun 11, 2015



Err haha . . . yeah

Daikatana Ritsu
Aug 1, 2008



bump lol

a Loving Dog
May 12, 2001



Queueing up a ban for thread necromancy. You need to just let this bad boy reach its final resting place, 1/3 of the way down the front page of imp zone.

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009



*doing a long pull on a bubble pipe while scratching my nuts* Tbh the OP is overrated.

Daikatana Ritsu
Aug 1, 2008



Nothing you say will get me to like Seinfeld, dawg.

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011


lmao

Average Bear
Apr 4, 2010

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN


Lmao

extremebuff
Jun 20, 2010


https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3840269

American McGay
Feb 28, 2010



In Training
Jun 28, 2008




Lol this needs to be in the goldmine

man nurse
Feb 17, 2014

Oh yeah, that guy is totally straight. I saw a whole thing about him on the VH1.


lmao

Daikatana Ritsu
Aug 1, 2008



Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007




Iím loving crying

extremebuff
Jun 20, 2010


In Training posted:

Lol this needs to be in the goldmine

mycophobia
May 7, 2008



Daikatana Ritsu
Aug 1, 2008



lol at how defensive zdr got about his epic discord admin razzy joke time

American McGay
Feb 28, 2010



lol at how synthy and worm always post in pairs like peter and paul the pecker pals

Daikatana Ritsu
Aug 1, 2008



American McGay posted:

lol at how synthy and worm always post in pairs like peter and paul the pecker pals

stay mad 😂😂😂

Hizke
Feb 14, 2010



lmfao still gold

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

It's not a dream, or a lie.
I know my sister is alive out there.


American McGay posted:

lol at how synthy and worm always post in pairs like peter and paul the pecker pals

i call them Hoot and Holler

trying to jack off
Dec 31, 2007



In Training posted:

Lol this needs to be in the goldmine

a Loving Dog
May 12, 2001



Jesse Smalldick.

Pablo Nergigante
Apr 16, 2002




Lmao

Chuck Buried Treasure
Dec 27, 2010




Lmao

Chuck Buried Treasure
Dec 27, 2010



quote:

[Gay man with a mac book pro Air approaches the top o fthe roller coaste ] Yea so if I just tweak thsis uyou;'ll see that ,. soi, rwelll, here's ah andy tip its a Hotkey for this, Ilove this command, Comnmad + H it adds the water fayucet noise on top of the snare line. Mm. Samell like pepproini [Wormskull lines up the shot and blasts 40-0-0 bu kshot into his stupid head ]gently caress off. Next.

HamsterPolice
Apr 17, 2016



Daikatana Ritsu posted:

They approached me as I was exiting GameStop. "What's up this is discord country" one them yelled as he swung an original Xbox controller like a flail, connecting to my face and shattering my teeth instantly. The other one came around and starting stomping on me while making the noise sound louder by using his other foot connecting with the ground for effect. "What's the matter, you don't like having the same conversation 4 or 5 times in a row, bitch!?" He then took down my wranglers and laughed at my balls. "Looks like Master Roshi in 4k!" as they held up their sleek brand new Microsoft Surfaces to take crisp, clean images of their work.

I blacked out for a second. I only came to as they were splashing Guava Mango Monster in my face. There was a LAN cable around my neck. Then the fatter one uttered a phrase that will stick with me forever: "Bring it in guys!!!" At least 15 bodybuilders emerged carrying the original Xbox console. They heaved it up and dropped it on me, completely crushing my entire body effortlessly. My legs sticking out like the witch from The Wizard of Oz.

Luckily my homeboy had just paid $3.99 for a premium slurp juice, or I wouldn't be alive to tell the tale.

lmao

GorfZaplen
Jan 20, 2012




Lmfao

A CRUNK BIRD
Sep 29, 2004



Lol thank you wormskull for running this loving dork out of imp zone.

A CRUNK BIRD
Sep 29, 2004


Lol thinking about how crushed and salty zdr must have been when the GBS style garbage forum he presided over became good and he got chased out. Rekt bitch

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Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009



I actually like ZDR but it's just one of those times you have to dump a big gamer log on your friend's face while their asleep so they can get there act together.

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