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Mu Zeta
Oct 17, 2002

Me crush ass to dust

the french fries are still terrible.

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Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Did they yonk yer yussy at the In-n-Out?

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Slippery Tilde
what did you expect them to do, dance a kick line?

Third Eye
Jan 30, 2019

by FactsAreUseless
I was in-n-out of your mom bitch

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

did a bunch of west coast dipshits jack off over mediocre burgers

redm
Feb 20, 2016


Sugartime Jones
hey op next time get your french fries "animal style" haha thats an off menu item you can thank me later [speedwalks away]

Dogmeat
Jun 20, 2003


Woof!

Nefarious 2.0 posted:

did a bunch of west coast dipshits jack off over mediocre burgers

they're better than most 10 dollar burgers and are $2.40 yet they pay their employees pretty well so they tend to have a good reputation, it's not really a mystery.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Nefarious 2.0 posted:

did a bunch of west coast dipshits jack off over mediocre burgers

its fast food you loving moron


go to some brewpub where the bartenders sniff their own farts if you want a gourmet burg

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
and just order your innout fries extra crispy and add a packet of salt and its great u freakin dweebs

Third Eye
Jan 30, 2019

by FactsAreUseless

Chinatown posted:

its fast food you loving moron


go to some brewpub where the bartenders sniff their own farts if you want a gourmet burg

Honestly tho is there a person on this earth that doesnt sniff their own farts?

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Should’ve gone to Five Guys, OP.

Dr.Smasher
Nov 27, 2002

Cyberpunk 1987
Ask for Fries Well Done, problem solved.

EdwardSwifferhands
Apr 27, 2008

I will probably lick whatever you put in front of me.
I've never even seen an In n Out burger store. Please describe it to me.

BaconCopter
Feb 13, 2008

:coolfish:

:coolfish:
op we don't care.

we do care about how the beastly "animal style" shits come out tho.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


In-N-Out fries are actually really good. But everyone is used to french fries pumped full of fake flavoring to make them not taste like potato french fries.

Damo
Nov 8, 2002

The second-generation Pontiac Sunbird, introduced by the automaker for the 1982 model year as the J2000, was built to be an inexpensive and fuel-efficient front-wheel-drive commuter car capable of seating five.

Offensive Clock
if you don't like in n out french fries you are dumb as poo poo

loving order them well done if you want them to taste like potato sticks like burger king or whatever other shithole you like fries from

also they always put salt packets in the bag for dumb fucks like you who need their fries to be salty as gently caress lest you go on a dead gay forum and complain about them

edit: also why arent you just eating fresh every day anyway, jesus

Damo fucked around with this message at 09:03 on Feb 19, 2019

Third Eye
Jan 30, 2019

by FactsAreUseless
Getting mad about French fries. Just lol

Bardeh
Dec 2, 2004

Fun Shoe

Damo posted:

if you don't like in n out french fries you are dumb as poo poo

loving order them well done if you want them to taste like potato sticks like burger king or whatever other shithole you like fries from

also they always put salt packets in the bag for dumb fucks like you who need their fries to be salty as gently caress lest you go on a dead gay forum and complain about them

edit: also why arent you just eating fresh every day anyway, jesus

The Fry Defender has logged on.

Robotnik Nudes
Jul 8, 2013

Their beef is excellent low key their secret weapons are those buns. So so fluffy and soft without being insubstantial.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

EdwardSwifferhands posted:

I've never even seen an In n Out burger store. Please describe it to me.
well for starters they dont have vinegar for the fries

jimmyjams
Jan 10, 2001


King Kong of Megadongs
Gobblin' them mega schlongs
Makin' sure they mega long
Stroke' 'em if they mega strong
does rear end taste better if you eat it at in-n-out

empty sea
Jul 17, 2011

gonna saddle my seahorse and float out to the sunset

Applewhite posted:

Should’ve gone to Five Guys, OP.

I went to Five Guys today. I got a bacon cheeseburger burger in a bowl and didn't get fries because I'm too fat already and even a small fry there is huge. I'm sure I'll regret that on my deathbed, those loving fries are too drat good.

The burger was really good though. BBQ sauce, grilled onions, grilled mushrooms and jalapenos.

I used those saved calories to drink whiskey. And then I really, really wanted leftover fries.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

what ive learned from the last time i went to an in-and-out is that they are operated by highschool age latin-americans and its the girl with the biggest eyebrows in charge

EdwardSwifferhands
Apr 27, 2008

I will probably lick whatever you put in front of me.
Big eyebrows and a husky voice?

Ichabod Tane
Oct 30, 2005

A most notable
coward, an infinite and endless liar, an hourly promise breaker, the owner of no one good quality.


https://youtu.be/_Ojd0BdtMBY?t=4
Five guys does sound good thanks op

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

numberoneposter posted:

what ive learned from the last time i went to an in-and-out is that they are operated by highschool age latin-americans and its the girl with the biggest eyebrows in charge

How big of eyebrows?

Altared State
Jan 14, 2006

I think I was born to burn
Animal style is the only way their fries are edible

Lord Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.
I can't go to In-N-Out because just reading the sign gives me an obvious boner. Same problem with Five Guys.

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost

Frankenstyle posted:

I can't go to In-N-Out because just reading the sign gives me an obvious boner. Same problem with Five Guys.

What about Fur Burger?

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

Frankenstyle posted:

I can't go to In-N-Out because just reading the sign gives me an obvious boner. Same problem with Five Guys.

What about Donald’s Buttfuck and Burgers?

jimmyjams
Jan 10, 2001


King Kong of Megadongs
Gobblin' them mega schlongs
Makin' sure they mega long
Stroke' 'em if they mega strong
what about shake shack

edit: what about the cheesedick factory

jimmyjams fucked around with this message at 12:26 on Feb 19, 2019

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Third Eye posted:

Honestly tho is there a person on this earth that doesnt sniff their own farts?

I usually get my farts well done

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
If you’ve never farted into a sous vide bag and let it cook at 130 degrees for 40 hours you’re not a real foodie.

EdwardSwifferhands
Apr 27, 2008

I will probably lick whatever you put in front of me.
I've got three bags aging right now and two in the puddler.

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

Third Eye posted:

Getting mad about French fries. Just lol

He used naughty words, so angry!

How uncouth!

How gauche!

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Mu Zeta posted:

the french fries are still terrible.
It's because they fry them from fresh potatoes, which some people like, but good fries need to be blanched in hot oil, cooled, and fried again. That's what makes them crispy and fluffy instead of dense. I like both styles but I prefer the traditional twice-cooked sort.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Fresh potato fries are delicious cooked into a big block of curly fries at the county fair though. It helps that they're cut thinner so they get crispier.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
every time i pull up to the In-N-Out drive thru i explain to the lady or gentleman taking my order that im there to get BEEFY and they always take good care of me

Nefarious 2.0
Apr 22, 2008

Offense is overrated anyway.

"our food isn't trash if you know the super secret password and masonic handshake"

oh okay ill just go to five guys, order off the menu, and get much better food

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Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
psst... i'd like to order off the sixth guy's menu...

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