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Lately my phone has been all "My USB port is so moist right now, what are you gonna do about it? I sure hope you don't plug anything in there, that would be so bad" Is it coming on to me? It sounds like it's coming on to me. Any tech-savvy goons out there that can tell me how I can politely explain to it that I am not into phone sex?
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# ? Feb 19, 2019 14:03 |
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# ? Mar 29, 2024 13:15 |
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Not sure OP
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# ? Feb 19, 2019 14:19 |
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You need a StevePhone XS Max instead of that piece of garbage.
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# ? Feb 19, 2019 14:24 |
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OP I suggest you spend a bit less time worrying about "moist ports" and more time worrying about "noice posts" because this one sucks rear end
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# ? Feb 19, 2019 14:42 |
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sounds like it needs you to insert a male connector, op
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# ? Feb 19, 2019 15:20 |
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Gay Weed Dad posted:OP I suggest you spend a bit less time worrying about "moist ports" and more time worrying about "noice posts" because this one sucks rear end drat
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# ? Feb 19, 2019 15:44 |
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Stopping looking at porn on your phone, OP
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# ? Feb 19, 2019 15:53 |
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You call your mother with that phone?
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# ? Feb 19, 2019 16:17 |
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gently caress THE PHONE
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# ? Feb 19, 2019 16:26 |
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Send it in for repair. That's when you send them a p-p-p-phone and hilarity ensues. Please don't post until then.
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# ? Feb 19, 2019 16:58 |
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SCROTO TURBOSPERG posted:gently caress THE PHONE Seconded. And don't worry op, I have no doubt you'll be able to fit in there, probably with room to spare
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# ? Feb 19, 2019 17:05 |
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Bronze Fonz posted:Send it in for repair. That's when you send them a p-p-p-phone and hilarity ensues. Please don't post until then. gently caress that. gently caress the phone
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# ? Feb 19, 2019 18:38 |
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put the phone in a bag of rice overnight might as well put your dick in as well while you're at it
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# ? Feb 19, 2019 18:47 |
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Most likely some sort of liquids went inside your charging port (water, soda etc) and now your getting that message. Unfortunately, that is considered a damage issue and you would have to go with your insurance if your phone plan has that. Sorry OP.
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# ? Feb 19, 2019 18:49 |
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SCROTO TURBOSPERG posted:gently caress THE PHONE b
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# ? Feb 19, 2019 18:49 |
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After some consideration I have decided to take the phone out to dinner and explain that I'm not interested, but there will be NO loving.
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# ? Feb 19, 2019 18:57 |
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mine does that but its never even touched water, I think its the "throw me away and buy a new one" alarm
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# ? Feb 19, 2019 19:25 |
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well i woke up this morning felt around for my phone yeah i woke up this morning and i felt around for my phone, yeah i ain't callin no-one cause my phone's got moist ports but it's all right (it's all right) it's all right (it's all right) repeat 8x cause i got a landline
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# ? Feb 19, 2019 19:27 |
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Gay Weed Dad posted:OP I suggest you spend a bit less time worrying about "moist ports" and more time worrying about "noice posts" because this one sucks rear end Thought it would be cool to have a gay weed dad, but he just spends all day cheefin' on reefers & criticizing my SA posting
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# ? Feb 19, 2019 19:29 |
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if you post about this in the yospos the nice posters there shoudl be able to help you
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# ? Feb 19, 2019 19:31 |
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insert your 2.5mm connector
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# ? Feb 19, 2019 19:32 |
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# ? Feb 19, 2019 19:56 |
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Did you have sex with your phone yet op?
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# ? Feb 19, 2019 19:59 |
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get a phone with a USB-D port OP the D stands for Dick
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# ? Feb 19, 2019 20:03 |
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Mooey Cow posted:Lately my phone has been all "My USB port is so moist right now, what are you gonna do about it? I sure hope you don't plug anything in there, that would be so bad" lol
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# ? Feb 19, 2019 20:06 |
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Do NOT stick your dick or the usb charger in when it says that you WILL fry the port.
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# ? Feb 19, 2019 21:25 |
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Best Bi Geek Squid posted:if you post about this in the yospos the nice posters there shoudl be able to help you how are they going to help him gently caress the phone?
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# ? Feb 19, 2019 22:41 |
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MODS MAKE OP gently caress THE PHONE MAKE HIM
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# ? Feb 19, 2019 22:45 |
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Have you invalidated it's warranty yet?
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# ? Feb 19, 2019 22:45 |
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Your phone sounds like a total slut OP
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# ? Feb 19, 2019 22:52 |
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take your phone to a nice dinner and lay it out that you just want to be friends
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# ? Feb 19, 2019 22:55 |
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I would "blow" into the "port", op.
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# ? Feb 19, 2019 23:01 |
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cnut posted:I would "blow" into the "port", op. you fool that just makes it more moist
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# ? Feb 19, 2019 23:05 |
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[seductively] Bananaphone
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# ? Feb 19, 2019 23:16 |
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First you'll need a dick to usb adaptor. Make sure you get the right kind of USB, and consider getting a male-to-male one for ease of use.
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# ? Feb 20, 2019 00:05 |
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HugeGrossBurrito posted:you fool that just makes it more moist Or would it?!?!
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# ? Feb 20, 2019 00:28 |
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Gay Weed Dad posted:OP I suggest you spend a bit less time worrying about "moist ports" and more time worrying about "noice posts" because this one sucks rear end In a perfect world this would have been the first and only reply before the thread was closed
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# ? Feb 20, 2019 00:33 |
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cnut posted:Or would it?!?! You have made me question every. The very foundations of my being.
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# ? Feb 20, 2019 00:42 |
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gary oldmans diary posted:insert your 2.5mm connector
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# ? Feb 20, 2019 00:42 |
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HugeGrossBurrito posted:You have made me question every. The very foundations of my being.
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