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HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018
I questioned so hard I forgot to write the word thing


anyway gently caress the phone OP

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Sorryformybadjokes
Apr 21, 2004

I identify as a simian who pronounces the 'silent' letters in words.
Fallen Rib
poor people generally have all sorts of nasty skin conditions

poor people made your phone

don't gently caress your phone or your dick will get a nasty skin condition

or do

i don't mind

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
That's just called a foreskin

Sorryformybadjokes
Apr 21, 2004

I identify as a simian who pronounces the 'silent' letters in words.
Fallen Rib
my good sir we all know the foreskin keeps infection OUT and also allows for masturbation without lube so in every respect and every possible quantifiable aspect you are a half man if you have no foreskin

Gnarly Sheen
Jun 25, 2015

I'm ITT
YOU PAY THE PHONE BILL OP TAKE WHAT'S YOURS

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Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pillbug

Wamdoodle posted:

take your phone to a nice dinner and lay it out that you just want to be friends

Okay, so I did this and... well... I don't know how this happened.

I took the phone out to a nice place I know, and we talked about stuff, I guess I might have had a bit too much to drink, and it started showing me all these lewd pictures.

I woke up just now with the phone in a loving embrace.

It's still on the bed in sleep mode.

Oh god :gonk:

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