hey every one what weapon doi you like more ak47 or ar 15

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Julius CSAR: Oct 3, 2007; by sebmojo

Rutibex posted:

to be honest the gun I really want is one of those gangster Tommy guns with a big ammo drum. i dont think guns got much better than Tommy guns I don't know why they made newer ones.

The true gangster weapons were the cut down Colt Monitors and Browning A5's that Dillinger used

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Rutibex: Sep 9, 2001; by Fluffdaddy

Julius CSAR posted:

The true gangster weapons were the cut down Colt Monitors and Browning A5's that Dillinger used

both at the same time? that's bad rear end

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Julius CSAR: Oct 3, 2007; by sebmojo

Rutibex posted:

both at the same time? that's bad rear end

Yeah, haven�t you ever played Rise Of The Triad?

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Das Butterbrot: Dec 2, 2005; Lecker.

is there a country with an ar15 on its flag? no? well, there's your answer

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Cyberpope v2: Oct 26, 2002; by Lowtax

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xovdRJYg_-o

Trick answer, the best of both worlds.

# ? Feb 20, 2019 00:32

Mr. Merdle: Oct 17, 2007; THE GREAT MANBABY SUCCESSOR

Sunswipe posted:

Isn't that what you'd want from soldiers, though? Treating weapons as a fairly boring tool that's part of the job seems like it would be much better than having loads of people running around desperate to fire off their guns.

Have you ever met an infantryman lmao

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Shamino: Mar 14, 2008; I am weary of loitering about Britain. There is much we could be accomplishing! Where hast thou been, anyway?

FYI ak-47 bullets go faster and therefore through body armor.

# ? Feb 20, 2019 02:10

DoctorStrangelove: Jun 7, 2012; IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!

The AR15 is actually more resistant to mud than the AK is.

# ? Feb 20, 2019 02:12

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

I beieve youll find the ar15 is bnetter around mud than the ak

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What�s with all you guys covered in mud?

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The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

how else are you gonna have sex with them?

# ? Feb 20, 2019 03:30

poisonpill: Nov 8, 2009; The only way to get huge fast is to insult a passing witch and hope she curses you with Beast-strength.

Das Butterbrot posted:

is there a country with an ar15 on its flag? no? well, there's your answer

The USA does. Oh wait no I�m just thinking of my neighbors� shirts

# ? Feb 20, 2019 04:07

Genesplicer: Oct 19, 2002; I give your invention the worst grade imaginable: An A-minus-minus!; Total Clam

Personally, I like my Davy Crockett. A bit of a problem with close-up targets, but if they stand off a bit...

# ? Feb 20, 2019 04:36

Pneub: Mar 12, 2007; I'M THE DEVIL, AND I WILL WASH OVER THE EARTH AND THE SEAS WILL RUN RED WITH THE BLOOD OF ALL THE SINNERS

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Israeli AKs have built-in bottle openers because people kept bending magazines trying to pry off bottle caps. So I guess that one.

# ? Feb 20, 2019 04:55

Icochet: Mar 18, 2008; I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~; Grimey Drawer

Pneub posted:

Israeli AKs have built-in bottle openers because people kept bending magazines trying to pry off bottle caps. So I guess that one.

Carrying a bottle and a gun seems kinda redundant. Or is the rifle like a sidearm if you lose the bottle or something?

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Nooner: Mar 26, 2011; AN A+ OPSTER (:

Guns are cool

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shame on an IGA: Apr 8, 2005

AR because I live in the south and everyone has three so the average random house in my town is probably better stocked for 5.56 than one in PUBG

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soy: Jul 7, 2003; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

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# ? Feb 20, 2019 06:39

Nooner: Mar 26, 2011; AN A+ OPSTER (:

My cousin has an ar15 with one of thise fancy hologram sights like in the call of duty and holy gently caress im not even that good of a shot anymore but was able to (CA legal) mag dump into a pretty small metal cylinder at about 150 yards like it was nothing, like hit all 10 rounds that is a legit gun and also probably why people should not own them

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The Bananana: May 21, 2008; This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.

Nooner posted:

My cousin has an ar15 with one of thise fancy hologram sights like in the call of duty and holy gently caress im not even that good of a shot anymore but was able to (CA legal) mag dump into a pretty small metal cylinder at about 150 yards like it was nothing, like hit all 10 rounds that is a legit gun and also probably why people should not own them

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# ? Feb 20, 2019 06:58

The Bible: May 8, 2010

My hands are registered as lethal weapons

# ? Feb 20, 2019 07:17

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

The Bible posted:

My hands are registered as lethal weapons

because you murdered your poor dick

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shame on an IGA: Apr 8, 2005

Milo and POTUS posted:

because you murdered your poor dick

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Dave Concepcion posted:

The AR won the mud test om inrange or whatever channel it was

It's true, most of what your average idiot knows about the AR stopped being true in the mid 70s, which i think probably has more to do with goons wanting to appear to be edgy internet socialists than any actual knowledge of various rifles

# ? Feb 20, 2019 16:28

Nicodemus Dumps: Jan 9, 2006; Just chillin' in the sink

Julius CSAR posted:

The true gangster weapons were the cut down Colt Monitors and Browning A5's that Dillinger used

Dillinger also had a full auto 1911

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poverty goat: Feb 15, 2004

The problem with an ar15 is it's presented culturally as a serious gun for manly men when in fact it's like shooting a toy gun built for dainty ladies and actually makes your balls retreat a tiny bit back up toward your stomach every time you shoot it

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Rutibex: Sep 9, 2001; by Fluffdaddy

popewiles posted:

Dillinger also had a full auto 1911

lol it looks like he glued the grip from a Thompson on to it.

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mobby_6kl: Aug 9, 2009; by Fluffdaddy

Really depends on what you want to shoot up, doesn't it.

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Nooner: Mar 26, 2011; AN A+ OPSTER (:

popewiles posted:

Dillinger also had a full auto 1911

That owns

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Dr. Gojo Shioji: Apr 22, 2004

Rutibex posted:

lol it looks like he glued the grip from a Thompson on to it.

He did, along with fitting a Cutts-style compensator. I thought it, too, was from a Thompson, but I guess it wasn't the exact same model.

Dr. Gojo Shioji fucked around with this message at 20:06 on Feb 20, 2019

# ? Feb 20, 2019 20:04

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Rutibex posted:

lol it looks like he glued the grip from a Thompson on to it.

Made it from soap

# ? Feb 20, 2019 23:43

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

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