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Big Beef City posted:How the gently caress do you manage to turn a softcore biker TnA mag that allows you print 'gently caress' and talk about sitting on people's faces and stuff in 1997 still manage to come off sounding like it was written like an edition of 'Readers Digest' I'd find at my Grandma's house as a kid? You wrote it.
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look, man, its called writing
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Feb 21, 2019 06:00
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We need to find more of these aged biker mags, and seed them into incongruous places like doctor's offices and hair salons.
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Feb 21, 2019 06:05
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Hunter S Thompson literally wrote the book on the hell's angels, its a good read if you haven't checked it out, here's an unchecked link: https://www.amazon.com/Hells-Angels-Strange-Terrible-Saga/dp/0345410084
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Feb 21, 2019 06:10
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also he died 14 years ago today. cheers
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Feb 21, 2019 06:11
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marijuanamancer posted:also he died 14 years ago today. cheers He was a PoS.
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Feb 21, 2019 06:20
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Where did he touch you?
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Feb 21, 2019 06:21
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His mind 
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Feb 21, 2019 06:28
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If you can read this the bitch fell off. No dicks on the back seat.
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Feb 21, 2019 06:34
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clearly doesn't ride double dick
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Feb 21, 2019 07:40
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marijuanamancer posted:Where did he touch you? He was a point of sale I touched him at my liquor store job.
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Feb 21, 2019 08:14
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veni veni veni posted:
It's a final line reversal joke, yes. Redd Foxx did a much better one: "What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches watches."
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Feb 21, 2019 08:19
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I can't believe Outlaw Biker magazine would be outwardly racist smdh
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Feb 21, 2019 11:48
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So which motorcycles are by the people, for the people again? I need to know this so I don’t get called a racial slur if I show up to AM JAM ‘98 on the wrong bike!
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Feb 21, 2019 12:05
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Big Beef City posted:How the gently caress do you manage to turn a softcore biker TnA mag that allows you print 'gently caress' and talk about sitting on people's faces and stuff in 1997 still manage to come off sounding like it was written like an edition of 'Readers Digest' I'd find at my Grandma's house as a kid? hey man readers digest got me through long days at grandmas house as a kid, those survival stories were great. Hating on readers digest i thought you were better than that Big Beef City, SMDH
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Feb 21, 2019 14:44
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lol they're still in print, holy poo poo. 12 issues "As they print (about every two months)" can still be had for the affordable sum of only $70. Ripoff posted:So which motorcycles are by the people, for the people again? I need to know this so I don’t get called a racial slur if I show up to AM JAM ‘98 on the wrong bike! You're among friends here. we can just call you racial slurs for the hell of it if that makes you feel better? HugeGrossBurrito posted:hey man readers digest got me through long days at grandmas house as a kid, those survival stories were great. And I tell you, friend, that often was not good enough to get me through the time spent watching Wheel of Fortune before my Grandpa was ready to play cribbage. It just wasn't enough. Big Beef City fucked around with this message at 14:56 on Feb 21, 2019 |
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Feb 21, 2019 14:48
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Big Beef City posted:lol they're still in print, holy poo poo. yeah I was only really in it for the survival stories I gotta be honest. Oh god the bored feelings are creeping back. Better think about motorcycles and hot biker chicks.
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My ex-wife used to work as a display artist for Tower Records back in the late 90s, and the guy she replaced had hoarded at least 50 issues of both Outlaw Biker and Easyriders in the office before he left. She brought them all home, and we were rewarded with countless hours of white trash entertainment. That might have been the high point of our 11 year relationship! Sadly, I gave them all away to a biker I played in a band with years ago. Last year I was walking through my neighborhood and passed a yard sale where a guy was trying to get rid of two huge bins of old biker magazines for dirt cheap. I considered getting them, but they were way too heavy to walk home with, I was too lazy to go get my car, and have way too much crap in my apartment already. Still, I occasionally regret my choice that day. Trashy old magazines kick rear end. Thanks OP! 
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Feb 21, 2019 19:41
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veni veni veni posted:
Earth is a bitchin destination for a 1000 light year iron abdomen challenge!
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Feb 21, 2019 20:23
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Did they still sell that David Allen Coe record in that issue, op?
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Feb 21, 2019 20:35
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WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW posted:I can't believe Outlaw Biker magazine would be outwardly racist smdh I was expecting them to hide it behind some degree of dogwhistling.
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Feb 21, 2019 21:01
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hell yeah brother
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Feb 21, 2019 21:06
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for porn that is exceedingly weak. this is the first porno mag i ever had when i was a kid https://imgur.com/mOo91AI
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Feb 21, 2019 21:08
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drat thats legit i had sears winter
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Feb 21, 2019 21:09
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I’m young enough that I just gave my computer aids via kazaa when i wanted to see tits and puss and peen
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Feb 21, 2019 21:11
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WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW posted:I can't believe Outlaw Biker magazine would be outwardly racist smdh a few years ago my friend got stopped by some hell’s angels when he was walking down the street, and they just said they were looking for somebody who stole a bike and if he helped them find him they would give him a jacket (?) when he told me this story I was like “I thought bikers were hella racist” and he was like “I know! that’s why I’m like ???” uh my friend is black, I probably should have said that first I don’t know what my point is
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Feb 21, 2019 22:06
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Cubone posted:a few years ago my friend got stopped by some hell’s angels when he was walking down the street, and they just said they were looking for somebody who stole a bike and if he helped them find him they would give him a jacket (?) Good story n post.
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Feb 21, 2019 22:11
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Good story n post. thank you
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Feb 21, 2019 22:17
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I had a friend who was a member of a motorcycle "club" and he was the loving dumbest person I think I've ever known. He quit out of the club lol
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Feb 21, 2019 22:23
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somebody buy a current issue and tell us if they're woke yet
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Feb 21, 2019 22:24
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my math teacher i high school was a member of the vagos and got caught on camera engaging in a gun battle with Hells Angel’s members in one of the casinos. The principal didn’t fire him (?) but gave him a choice between the Vagos and the school. He chose the former, quit his gig, and kidnapped a Hell’s Angel with his wife and tortured him for a few weeks. He’s serving life now. That’s my biker story.
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WatermelonGun posted:my math teacher i high school was a member of the vagos and got caught on camera engaging in a gun battle with Hells Angel’s members in one of the casinos. The principal didn’t fire him (?) but gave him a choice between the Vagos and the school. He chose the former, quit his gig, and kidnapped a Hell’s Angel with his wife and tortured him for a few weeks. He’s serving life now. That’s my biker story. a man of eclectic tastes
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lol but seriously I posted:a man of eclectic tastes he got me into deathrock, too.
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Hell yeah brother 
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Was this ever completed?
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Lmao. Also, my neighbor (28F) used to work for Harley Davidson in their corporate office doing sales or some poo poo. She has a motorcycle (not a Harley, lol) and rides it regularly. Her ex-husband was an army washout who bought a Harley when she worked there because of the discount he got on it; he ended up really getting into the motorcycle club scene and apparently joined the hells angels and was running guns and meth and poo poo for them. When my neighbor found out about him using meth, she finally summoned the courage to leave him (I think he was also emotionally abusive given their screaming). Real piece of work that guy, but my neighbor is pretty cool and I have a lot of respect her for being able to extract herself from that life (she’s a baker now).
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I subscribed to this thread.
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Feb 22, 2019 02:26
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So these people are supposed to be cool? Looks like the worst sort of Alabama trailer park trash.
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oh i forgot another “biker” this stupid fucker I worked with at a pizza place joined the Mongols. he skipped heroin and went straight to methadone and tried to steal a display tv from RC Willy without unplugging it amongst other dumbass poo poo. i heard a few years ago he got a swastika tattooed on his face and then like a week later he got his head smashed like a pumpkin in a bike accident. rest in piss.
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