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Cool Dude 69 posted:I really hate when people share videos of hosed up animals. Basically any dog page on Facebook - "This dog missing both his hind legs suffered years of torment and abuse from his previous owner, all his fur rotted off and he had to have his eyes removed and lived blind and terrified and would shake uncontrollably in the corner of his cage while making GBS threads and pissing himself, but now he is happy and healthy with his new family!" They like literally hunt for the most horrible possible hosed up stories and post this weird rear end "feel good" videos of some destroyed animal learning to love again and it's always written so despondent and aggressive to make it seem like the worst possible poo poo in the world. I can only imagine the person typing it out going "Whoa NELLY this isn't nearly hosed up enough! I gotta make sure people know this dog suffered HORRIBLE AGONY." and the video is the most vile collection of borderline gore images of this dog just obliterated by life and abusive assholes and it goes on for like five minutes "DOG GOT BURNED ALIVE SLOWLY USING PROPANE TORCH OVER 90% OF ITS BODY AND WRITHED IN EXTREME PAIN but is okay now." and that "but is okay now." is like a minute of the dog hopping around with its new family or looking content at the shelter where it will prob stay for a long time if not forever because people rarely buy mutilated animals bar the rare loving and charitable person or idiots who lust for those innernet points and will display this crippled creature drooling all over itself in ecstacy as they wail "GOOOOD BWOOOOIH isn't that a good CRIPPLED boy!!" into the camera. Which I can't hate them too much for because the dog looks happy and unlike a human child his life being an internet circus is fine because he can't comprehend that poo poo and only wants food and rubs and convenient locations to smell and then eject oblong fecal logs onto.
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Feb 22, 2019 01:22
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Good lord
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Feb 22, 2019 01:32
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everyone on this page needs to log off, have a good ole fashioned wankaroonie, then think about their lfies. that they ve beuilt for themselves.
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Feb 22, 2019 01:34
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'cool and good' is unaccountably charming op. otherwise some v. trenchant observations.
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Feb 22, 2019 01:40
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:everyone on this page needs to log off, have a good ole fashioned wankaroonie, then think about their lfies. that they ve beuilt for themselves. your incessant drunk posting depresses me
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Feb 22, 2019 01:42
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PHIZ KALIFA posted:everyone on this page needs to log off, have a good ole fashioned wankaroonie, then think about their lfies. that they ve beuilt for themselves. wanking without online impossible, cannot comply
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Feb 22, 2019 01:43
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sometimes i jerk off with imagination alone, it's a good exercise, closest i ever come (heh) to meditation
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Feb 22, 2019 02:03
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Post stupid, chronically online poo poo you are doing that annoys me... and GO!
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Feb 22, 2019 02:04
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Hemingway To Go! posted:wanking without online impossible, cannot comply Wank in front of a mirror in a darkened room while staring at your reflection and chanting a name. Any will do.
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Feb 22, 2019 02:07
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Colonel Cancer posted:Wank in front of a mirror in a darkened room while staring at your reflection and chanting a name. Any will do. Be careful; last time I did this I ended up summoning the Candyman
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Feb 22, 2019 02:13
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i agree with the list the op made
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Feb 22, 2019 02:28
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Hell Yeah posted:i agree with the list the op made Yes yes.
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Feb 22, 2019 02:32
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a lot of definitely not personally insulted goons ITT
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Feb 22, 2019 04:25
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It's ok you don't have to hide behind a childish shield of sacrasm. Be out and proud!
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Feb 22, 2019 04:28
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You can't even say something is retarded anymore, if it's retarded. It's loving gay, if you ask me. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Feb 22, 2019 07:00
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THE CALL AND RESPONSE CONCEPT
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Feb 22, 2019 07:02
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puberty worked me over posted:The call and response concept of repeating phrases or references in general is extremely lazy and boring. One may as well just post the phrase "Hello I am part of the tribe here is the song of the tribe please accept me into the tribe." We live in a society, Mr. Too cool for society edge guy.
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puberty worked me over fucked around with this message at 07:31 on Jan 4, 2020 |
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Feb 22, 2019 07:12
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puberty worked me over posted:The potential of a society to work together creatively is much higher when that society values originality instead of commonality. lol
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Feb 22, 2019 07:12
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puberty worked me over posted:The potential of a society to work together creatively is much higher when that society values originality instead of commonality.
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Feb 22, 2019 07:12
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Colonel Cancer posted:We live in a society, Mr. Too cool for society edge guy.
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Feb 22, 2019 07:14
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puberty worked me over posted:The potential of a society to work together creatively is much higher when that society values originality instead of commonality. no i liike it better when chapo house crap guys that make 100 grand a month use memey colloquialisms to sweeten their grift of relateability to their upper middle class commie fans.
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Feb 22, 2019 07:21
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EA Sports posted:no i liike it better when chapo house crap guys that make 100 grand a month use memey colloquialisms to sweeten their grift of relateability to their upper middle class commie fans. extremely bad chapost
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Feb 22, 2019 07:23
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The entire internet is a buzzfeed article, op. Embrace it
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Feb 22, 2019 07:33
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ANGER IS AN ENERGY!!
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Feb 22, 2019 07:36
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honestly "big mood" is still weird to me. like, what mood. we have all these words for emotions. be specific you coward.
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Feb 22, 2019 07:41
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LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:honestly "big mood" is still weird to me. like, what mood. we have all these words for emotions. be specific you coward. It's an emotional "je ne sais quois" or saying that you feel "some type of way" it is a general expression of feeling some very specific, very evocative emotion yet that is abstract and multifaceted and inexpressible except through relation to an image, sound, or video. IE seeing this picture and saying "mood."
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Feb 22, 2019 07:46
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Feb 22, 2019 07:50
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Call and response rules.
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Feb 22, 2019 08:25
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Complaining on an internet forum is the OG chronically online poo poo
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Feb 22, 2019 08:30
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:It's an emotional "je ne sais quois" or saying that you feel "some type of way" it is a general expression of feeling some very specific, very evocative emotion yet that is abstract and multifaceted and inexpressible except through relation to an image, sound, or video.  I actually really dig that as soon as everybody got the internet the expressiveness cycle took a wild veer away from verbal exaggeration and into abstraction that borders on the surreal but is still somehow pretty effective at communicating delicate shades of the intangibles sometimes you just feel
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Feb 22, 2019 08:39
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the internet ruined language. we'd been writing for thousands of years, and had managed to make do without emojis all that time, and suddenly because a bunch of illiterate morons incapable of expressing themselves clearly have now bought themselves an internet connection, we all have to suffer through their endless 😂😂😂😂😂😂 poo poo at least SA's emoticons serve a much more valuable purpose 
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Feb 22, 2019 09:18
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🚔🥂🍆 oh look, a police car is drinking champagne with an eggplant
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Feb 22, 2019 09:21
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sandwiches_and_ham posted:🚔🥂🍆 the emoji is much clearer and shorter an expression of that thought. i think you're missing the utility of image in speech.
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Feb 22, 2019 09:27
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LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:the emoji is much clearer and shorter an expression of that thought. i think you're missing the utility of image in speech. not necessarily; there's actually a whole lot of ambiguity that comes with it. here's a possible reinterpretation: 🚔🥂🍆 oh look, the police have parked their patrol car next to a giant pair of chicken drumsticks and an 8-foot-tall jellybean wearing a green sombrero
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Feb 22, 2019 09:41
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1redflag posted:Be careful; last time I did this I ended up summoning the Candyman I actually summoned a beautiful woman. It owned, but sadly she murdered me immediately. Win some, lose some. All the same to me. - The Call and Response Concept - Motörhead
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Feb 22, 2019 09:54
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sandwiches_and_ham posted:not necessarily; there's actually a whole lot of ambiguity that comes with it. No the police having champagne with the eggplant is really nice and cute I like it more.
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sandwiches_and_ham posted:the internet ruined language. we'd been writing for thousands of years, and had managed to make do without emojis all that time, and suddenly because a bunch of illiterate morons incapable of expressing themselves clearly have now bought themselves an internet connection, we all have to suffer through their endless 😂😂😂😂😂😂 poo poo
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