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well by golly I sure do love the status quo!
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Feb 26, 2019 05:55
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Hasn't saved enough for retirement
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Feb 26, 2019 06:05
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*Wakes up well-rested, and hops right on out of bed, feeling great!*
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Feb 26, 2019 07:07
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I'm normal My roommate just tried my door not twenty minutes ago. It was locked and I wasn't asleep though she usually is right now. So now I'm 5 blocks away, at the intersection climbed my fav tree smoking CBD lol ama Just posted that in 3 threads yes good job I'm loving tree posting dude. I'm in tree like goddamn Spiderman
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Feb 26, 2019 07:17
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Sjs00 posted:I'm normal My roommate just tried my door not twenty minutes ago. It was locked and I wasn't asleep though she usually is right now. blowem burnem smokem: treeology 101
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Feb 26, 2019 07:33
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Nut to Butt posted:blowem burnem smokem: treeology 101 Lol good one just keep gaining cellulites and forsaking future generations just to drive .9 miles to guess what gain more cellulites
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Feb 26, 2019 07:43
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I am capable of smiling *takes picture of self*
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Feb 26, 2019 07:44
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*Calls weed "The Devils Lettuce"*
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limpy wimpy posted:*Calls weed "The Devils Lettuce"* That's not normal. No one has ever said that
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Feb 26, 2019 17:42
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What's wrong with trump, the economy is fine
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Feb 26, 2019 17:54
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Shats Basoon posted:Who wants to join my fantasy The Bachelor league? Me! I'll bring the wine and we can joke about how our husbands all like "manly" stuff lol.
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Feb 26, 2019 17:55
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ikanreed posted:What's wrong with trump, the economy is fine I have health insurance and a job. I have friends in real life and do not associate only with people on the internet. *drinks a diet soda*
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Feb 26, 2019 17:56
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*Buys a Mustang convertible during a mid-life crisis* *Sells it 2 years later because it's "not practical"*
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Feb 26, 2019 18:14
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But what if we do need 5 bedrooms?
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Feb 26, 2019 18:20
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I am a leech.
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Feb 26, 2019 18:53
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Anyone for tennis?
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Feb 26, 2019 19:00
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Well, Mother, we've entered the spice aisle, let's see what we need here. Pa-pri-ka? No thank you! This salt and pepper shaker set should last us the next 10 years, I don't much care for spices in my food. Oh good Lord, close your eyes, we've accidentally wandered into the ethnic foods section!
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Feb 26, 2019 20:11
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Feb 26, 2019 20:22
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I smoked pot a few times in college. No big deal, it was a good time and I turned out fine. I don't know what the big deal is. *Votes against legalisation at every available opportunity*
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Feb 26, 2019 20:57
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Feb 26, 2019 21:10
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Now I know I had something to say but the problem is to say something Uhh...you gotta say it And I still don't remember a thing since that funny gas Came out of that pipe next to me / I guess they didn't ok it Now I remember--did I tell ya? Cut my thumb off at the knuckle on a broken band saw Didn't see the belt buckle or the blade slip And I remember when the doctor did it up with a stitch Funny thing...still got a scratch that I can't itch where my thumb was Now I've brought the same piece of chicken in a bag to work everyday For the last twenty years or so And I really don't mind, work assembly line Got an intercom blasting the news and the latest on the baseball scores Come around every Friday, well I get a paycheck Take the same road home that I come to work on, heck, it's a living And I got another factory at home Got a barbeque, pink mustang, fenders chrome And at nine o'clock I sit there in my chair And I don't know why I lose my hair And then I go to / and then I go to / and then I go to sleep Well I like to know what I'm doing when I do it And I do what I'm doing 'cause I don't know what to do when I'm not doing it Sometimes I remember as a boy my father told me I could grow up To be anything I really wanted to be / anything And everyday at lunch I still look for my lost digit Still got that funny scratch, so maybe when I find it I can itch it And I got a little rubber pool in the backyard for the kids to wade in And i....i...i...i...i...i? I got another factory back home Got a little backyard, pink mustang, fenders chrome At nine o'clock I'm in my chair sat down Just lately now when my wife talks back to me I slap her around And then I go to / and then I go to / and then I go to sleep
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Feb 26, 2019 21:18
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FlimFlam Imam posted:Now I know I had something to say but the problem is to say something This sounds like rap music! I don't like that crap. Got any Bruce Springsteen? I don't want to bug the neighbors.
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Feb 26, 2019 23:11
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*is perpendicular to the tangent plane of a three-dimensional curve*
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Feb 26, 2019 23:44
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Well the family is growing and it's time to get a new car. I should get the biggest heaviest SUV I can afford to keep my kids safe, god forbid we get into an accident *t-bones a 92 Honda killing everyone inside* Woooo boy sure am glad I got such a heavy vehicle. One of my kids could have gotten hurt by that lunatic!
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Feb 27, 2019 01:47
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im glad hamilton cured racism
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Feb 27, 2019 02:03
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*Has, in fact, read a whole lot of sci-fi and fantasy books, from Ursula K. Le Guin, to Arthur C. Clarke, to Robert Jordan* *Would be willing to talk about them, but would never just bring it up out of the blue and doesn't really think they're something to base an identity on*
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Feb 27, 2019 02:05
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*rates myself as above average in most areas*
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Feb 27, 2019 03:22
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*calls Something Awful Reddit on purpose to annoy my son*
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Feb 27, 2019 03:23
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FactsAreUseless posted:*calls Something Awful Reddit on purpose to annoy my son*  Put down that mimtendo!!!!!!!!
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Feb 27, 2019 03:30
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*votes on the oscars and agrees with all the oscars given out* gosh that really was a good movie!
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Feb 27, 2019 03:58
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P. sure jesus was white.
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Feb 27, 2019 03:58
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*throws away beloved white zombie cds because the wife finds them offensive *
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Feb 27, 2019 07:35
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*Works an 8 hour day, enjoys reading the paper while on lunch break, somehow still has energy and motivation for life to do extra activities in the afternoon. * Yea, nah, genuinely still no idea how people manage that to be honest.
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Feb 27, 2019 09:16
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UltraRed posted:This sounds like rap music! I don't like that crap. Got any Bruce Springsteen? I don't want to bug the neighbors. *listens to Bruce Springsteen* *still romanticizes blue collar american life*
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Feb 27, 2019 09:40
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Every joke I tell is just parroting a half-remembered line from a movie trailer without context All of my friends consider me the "funny one"
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Feb 27, 2019 09:43
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internet celebrity posted:Well the family is growing and it's time to get a new car. I should get the biggest heaviest SUV
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Feb 27, 2019 09:53
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Why yes, I suppose I am having a normal one.
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bideo juh... what? You mean a video game? I like the new Zelda.
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