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Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



Here's a thread to post and joke about this late breaking news.

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Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Robert Kraft celebrates Sex Ring

Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe
and there's a sex tape

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/drewmagary/status/1098989826223804416?s=21

BIG-DICK-BUTT-FUCK
Jan 26, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
I thought he already had a guy to deflate his balls

corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky
release the pee tape

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







It’s real

Bob Socko
Feb 20, 2001

Time to reopen the thread for laughing at the Patriots.

corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky
so uh id hate to bust your balls if this becomes more serious but

https://twitter.com/WCVB/status/1098989230045491201?s=19

cosmic gumbo
Mar 26, 2005

IMA
  1. GRIP
  2. N
  3. SIP

Groovelord Neato posted:

rub a dub dub six rings and a tug.

Cavauro posted:

Well, I fool around sometimes. I do. When a girl seduces me and tells me all of these hot stories and dirty things and tells me how much she wants to suck on me and takes my shoes off and licks my feet and touches me. When I'm in a limousine, she takes all of her clothes. The limo driver said, what is going on? And she started sucking me on the way to Mr. Mill's house. And I thank her. I thank her for making me feel good.

Craig K
Nov 10, 2016

puck
its okay we're gonna fine the hooker $50k and she'll lose a draft pick

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



BIG-DICK-BUTT-gently caress posted:

I thought he already had a guy to deflate his balls

drat that joke is way better than the one I made in the other thread.

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
I wonder if his balls were underfilled

WhiskeyJuvenile
Feb 15, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
https://twitter.com/CNNRGLDN/status/1098989356688306178?s=19

Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe
make him sell the team

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Wonder how AB is going to one up this and grab the news cycle back

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/davitleaf/status/1098676644120805377?s=21

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







corn on the cop posted:

so uh id hate to bust your balls if this becomes more serious but

https://twitter.com/WCVB/status/1098989230045491201?s=19

Patriots always get hosed in Miami.

Do it ironically
Jul 13, 2010

by Pragmatica
who would have thought noted massive piece of poo poo bob kraft would contribute to human trafficking? at $79 an hour lmao

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


The New England Patriots owner participates in human slavery.

barnold
Dec 16, 2011


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot
so is this going to be a thing people give a poo poo about? I don't know where this is on the level of debauchery. Bob Kraft getting caught should solidify his legacy twice as much as all those Lombardi's ever did

EDIT: I didn't see the human trafficking bit, they didn't bring that up on the radio til like right now

Drunk Canuck
Jan 9, 2010

Robots ruin all the fun of a good adventure.

Fold the Patriots.

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?
Regular visitor too.

https://twitter.com/DeFede/status/1098988953909321728

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Investing in child labor intensive African diamond mining operations is one thing, but paying for an old fashioned?

Qwijib0
Apr 10, 2007

Who needs on-field skills when you can dance like this?

Fun Shoe

bigger scandal imo

https://twitter.com/Davitleaf/status/1097660819767246849

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Wonder if the NFL will force Kraft to sell? This could end up being worse than the Jerry Richardson stuff.

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/schmitzmedia/status/1098987973859831814?s=21

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.
His legal defense will be senility.

Shimrra Jamaane
Aug 10, 2007

Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

SKULL.GIF posted:

Wonder if the NFL will force Kraft to sell? This could end up being worse than the Jerry Richardson stuff.

*looks at Jim Irsay*

No

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Shimrra Jamaane posted:

*looks at Jim Irsay*

No

I don't think drugs is quite comparable to sex trafficking.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005









I will absolutely watch this by the way.

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
Orchid Spa takes page from Patriots, records practices.

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


Shimrra Jamaane posted:

His legal defense will be senility.

Too rich to know it was wrong.

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF
https://twitter.com/KatNBCBoston/status/1098987819157073920?s=19

Good Photoshop potential

Groovelord Neato
Dec 6, 2014


SKULL.GIF posted:

The New England Patriots owner participates in human slavery.

yeah he owns a football team.

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


Lol

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

lol

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

print the shirts

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

https://twitter.com/MichaelDavSmith/status/1098991891172024320

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Tim Whatley
Mar 28, 2010

That's gonna be a misdemeanor from me, dawg

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