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dojokm
Sep 20, 2001

2020 is year of the hog

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JIZZ DENOUEMENT
Oct 3, 2012

STRIKE!

dojokm posted:

2020 is year of the hog

Whoa

2020 gonna go wild

Bob Socko
Feb 20, 2001

Came up in a search for Law Hog.

Only registered members can see post attachments!

Rooster Brooster
Mar 30, 2001

Maybe it doesn't really matter anymore.
good law hog

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray
Hog Bob Loblaw's Blah Blah Hog Law Law Blog

i know i made this same joke on the last page, and someone else made it before that. please don't point that out. it's an improved version, or at least a longer version

Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

did anything happen

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Cavauro posted:

did anything happen

Brady's last pass was a pick 6. Crafts last pass was a $60 rub-n-tug

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



Cavauro posted:

did anything happen

We should know about oral argument at some point in the next few days.

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.

Mr. Nice! posted:

We should know about oral argument at some point in the next few days.

I bet we will.

god this blows
Mar 13, 2003

Mr. Nice! posted:

We should know about oral argument at some point in the next few days.

I take it no updates?

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



god this blows posted:

I take it no updates?

Nothing as of yet. This means they're granting oral argument, most likely. The next thing we see will be the notice.

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Heh, oral

JIZZ DENOUEMENT
Oct 3, 2012

STRIKE!
“OBJECTION!” the prosecutor ejaculated loudly. “I demand oral examination of the rub tape!”

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Today is the anniversary of Kraft getting his hog rubbed, the day after the AFC Championship.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?



He should probably find some way to celebrate. Maybe pop the cork on some champagne.

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

Today is the anniversary of Kraft getting his hog rubbed, the day after the AFC Championship.

:patriot:

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
Robert Kraft should honor the sacrifices & work Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. did & get his hog rubbed on this important holiday.

Kevyn
Mar 5, 2003

I just want to smile. Just once. I'd like to just, one time, go to Disney World and smile like the other boys and girls.
Clark Hunt should keep the tradition going and get his hog rubbed today.

Thermos H Christ
Sep 6, 2007

WINNINGEST BEVO
Remember how Bob Kraft allegedly thought the rub n' tug lady just liked him

DariusLikewise
Oct 4, 2008

You wore that on Halloween?
Tomorrow is rubiversary

The_Hat
Sep 24, 2008

Never forget

Quiet Feet posted:

Andy Reid in a darkened room lit only by the glow of a screen, sweat dripping from his forehead as he types in Ribmaps.com.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Is Today a Good Day? Because once again I am eating breakfast with no hog.

DariusLikewise
Oct 4, 2008

You wore that on Halloween?
One year anniversary of Patriots owner Robert Kraft getting a $60 handjob to celebrate his teams AFC title game win

Wow

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Never forget the second time he went back he arrived before 11AM qualifying him for a $15 early bird discount. Even billionaires wanna save money on a rub and tug.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
Billionaires don't stay billionaires if they pay full price for a strip mall handie.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

DariusLikewise posted:

One year anniversary of Patriots owner Robert Kraft getting a $60 handjob to celebrate his teams AFC title game win

Wow

We all make fun of him for it, but the chat thread is proof that most of us end up paying half our income for a handjob from an unenthusiastic amateur.

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
How to save billions on handies.

Author Robert Kraft.

RoastBeef
Jul 11, 2008


.

e: wrong thread

RoastBeef fucked around with this message at 14:48 on Feb 5, 2020

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

Elephanthead posted:

How to save billions on handies.

Author Robert Kraft.

Step 1: Have a billion dollars

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Play posted:

Step 1: Have a billion dollars

Step 1 is be white. Step 2 is have a billion dollars.

Bob Socko
Feb 20, 2001

Hog Watch 2020

Only registered members can see post attachments!

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



I'm a day late, but uppppppdate! Oral argument has been granted and will take place in the next two months. This will probably be available on a stream somewhere when it does occur.

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

the justice system is dumb as hell

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS




"Madam, is this the hog you saw?"

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

TITANKISSER69 posted:

"Madam, is this the hog you saw?"

objection your honor, that's a leading question

I demand the witness select from a lineup of various hogs

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

Bailiff, please bring the hogs to the trough

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
I have serious questions about this lineup. Are the balls to be included, or just the hogs themselves? And will the hogs be :flaccid: or :dong:?

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

fartknocker posted:

I have serious questions about this lineup. Are the balls to be included, or just the hogs themselves? And will the hogs be :flaccid: or :dong:?

it will be a two-stage experience for maximum verisimilitude, both pre and post arousal. balls definitely included as they are a crucial element in terms of identification

DariusLikewise
Oct 4, 2008

You wore that on Halloween?

Ehud posted:

the justice system is dumb as hell

A system clearly designed to protect the hogs of the 1% while exposing the rest of the hogs to NSA surveillance

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Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray
in the future scientists will discover that the pattern of veins in your dick and balls is actually a more accurate identifier than you own fingerprints. whenever you need to pay for something you simply drop trou and lay your balls gently onto the reader

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